Or-Wacky stuff my friends and I say

Or-Wacky stuff my friends and I say So I have some weird friends, three of whom I am currently living with, and sometimes strange things get said (sideblog of skyhealer)

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WHAT USE WOULD A PENIS HAVE ON THE QUEST TO DESTROY THE ONE RING?!?!!

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"She dances like a cross between a dad and a squirrel on acid" Christina about preggo-my-eggo-meggo

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"I don’t think owls poop"

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"We're like the Canada of North America!!" smilingrocket

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Julia: I forget things! I even forget my own birthday sometimes!

Me: when is your birthday?

Julia: .....................shit...

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Brother: what are you eating?

Me: food

Brother: *looks in bowl* rice and...what?

Me: the blood of my enemies

Brother: nice

[skyhealer]

Listening to me watch tv shows when I’m alone is kinda weird cause sometimes I’ll just pipe up with something like “goat testicles??”

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Talking about burgh

Moy: how is he even real?

Me....

Moy: oh...wait...

Me: he's not.

Moy: I just made myself sad

[skyhealer]

Maddie is watching the avengers with her floor and i am getting the best texts

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Me: my nails look like grapes

Moy: you're a grape

Me: aw I think you're grape too

[skyhealer]

If I had to describe my roomie Moy, it would be with this sentence “she makes chicken noises and then starts screaming”

[roommatehijinks]

Roommate 1: was that a sneeze or...

Roommate 2: it was a burp

Roommate 1: *burps* ok

[skyhealer]

So my roommate, who has seen frozen 7 times now, just shushed another roommate who was talking about spoilers, saying “shhh I’ve never seen this before”

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shes now at 11 times seen and counting

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Roomie: *walks into my room*

Me: *burps loudly*

Roomie: *walks back out*

[skyhealer]

liveblog of my roommate showering

*thunk* Damn it

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hoooly shit thats hot

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