WHAT USE WOULD A PENIS HAVE ON THE QUEST TO DESTROY THE ONE RING?!?!!
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WHAT USE WOULD A PENIS HAVE ON THE QUEST TO DESTROY THE ONE RING?!?!!
"She dances like a cross between a dad and a squirrel on acid" Christina about preggo-my-eggo-meggo
"I don’t think owls poop"
"We're like the Canada of North America!!" smilingrocket
Julia: I forget things! I even forget my own birthday sometimes!
Me: when is your birthday?
Julia: .....................shit...
Brother: what are you eating?
Me: food
Brother: *looks in bowl* rice and...what?
Me: the blood of my enemies
Brother: nice
Listening to me watch tv shows when I’m alone is kinda weird cause sometimes I’ll just pipe up with something like “goat testicles??”
Talking about burgh
Moy: how is he even real?
Me....
Moy: oh...wait...
Me: he's not.
Moy: I just made myself sad
Maddie is watching the avengers with her floor and i am getting the best texts
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Me: my nails look like grapes
Moy: you're a grape
Me: aw I think you're grape too
If I had to describe my roomie Moy, it would be with this sentence “she makes chicken noises and then starts screaming”
Roommate 1: was that a sneeze or...
Roommate 2: it was a burp
Roommate 1: *burps* ok
So my roommate, who has seen frozen 7 times now, just shushed another roommate who was talking about spoilers, saying “shhh I’ve never seen this before”
shes now at 11 times seen and counting
Roomie: *walks into my room*
Me: *burps loudly*
Roomie: *walks back out*
liveblog of my roommate showering
*thunk* Damn it
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hoooly shit thats hot
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