Lower your expectations immediately

Medi, 23. Turkey  Humanist but constantly angry at humanity? Main image by cindersart

[wtiom]

bro shut up i’m trying to relive an emotional fictional moment

[gretagerwisg]

I want someone to tell me what to wear every morning. I want someone to tell me what to eat, what to like, what to hate, what to rage about, what to listen to, what band to like, what to buy tickets for, what to joke about, what not to joke about. I want someone to tell me what to believe in, who to vote for, and who to love, and how to tell them. I just think I want someone to tell me how to live my life, because so far I think I’ve been getting it wrong.

Fleabag: Season Two (2019) written by Phoebe Waller-Bridge

[keybladesoras]

I don’t know how you’re gonna get through all of that.

[sesh]

WHERE is that video of the guy rapping to mask off and the guy in the back going off singing into a hand lotion bottle

[sesh]

thank you to that anon, i am WEAK

[paladudette]

this is what pentatonix wishes they could be

[wheelthefridge]

me, tucking the front of my shirt into my skinny jeans: this is for you, tan

[dystopiceyre-deactivated2021060]

author’s note on fanfic ch4: i’ll probably have it updated by the end of this week!

author’s note on fanfic ch5: so i know it’s been two years but i can explain

[odlnsonss]

due to personal reasons *screams in the middle of a forest*

[kaaonashi]

safe return / avatar the last airbender

another summer comes and goes ☽ ☾

[mas-alexander]

The sound of summer in the background really has me feeling things

[puppykei]

Oh whoa

[pinkphantee-blog]

Mistakable Verbs in German:

This is a list of German Verbs I sometimes mistake because they look similar.

 I hope it can be useful for you too. :) 

Schieben: to push sth.

Schießen: to shoot.

Schließen: to close; to shut.

Leihen: to borrow sth.

Leiden: to suffer.

Laden: to load/charge sth.

Fliehen: to escape

Fliegen: to fly

Fließen: to flow.

Denken: to think

Danken: to thank

Liegen: to lie.

Legen: to put.

Rennen: to run.

Regnen: to rain.

Scheiden: to divide.

Scheinen: to shine/ to seem.

Waschen: to wash.

Wachsen: to grow.

Wachen: to be awake

Sitzen: to sit.

Setzen: to set.

Biegen: to bend.

Bieten: to offer

[chuuzus]

It’s the 10 year anniversary of 2009…

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

we let fireflies be a hit the same year tik tok dropped what the fuck

[coughloop]

theres no way all these songs came in 2009 i straight up refuse to believe this im sucking the video back out of my head

[bedazzledstrider]

Are you telling me the hairstyle I strive for is from the bullet proof music video from 2009

[bukcwskis]

in my head.

[chuuzus]

It’s the 10 year anniversary of 2009…

[astoralexander]

I call this set… “Noir Princesses”.

PRINTS HERE… https://bit.ly/2NqqOX7

[thehappysorceress]

OH. MY GOSH.

I love them so much! And probably need each and every one.

[zintersoldier]

white person: *eats chicken tikka masala once* i just…. i feel so connected… to indian culture …. I’m learning to speak islam…. check out my third eye….. chakra

[teaboot]

Every time I see this. Every damn time. I’m immediately sucked back into my fuckin. Fuckin English lit class with Mr. Fuckass McShit. Mr. “Hit the gong to begin class”, “Namaste, Children”, “I wanna go backpacking in India to find my spiritual awakening and also my left burkinstock that I lost during a cedar sauna drum circle” ass bastard. “Do you want to share your poetry with the class to get in touch with your emotions” ass fucker. Mr. “Here’s a photograph of a tribal shaman, describe him using nature words” asshole. Pretentious-ass, condescending motherfucker. “Do you want to tell us about your saddest memory?” “I dunno, sir. Are you giving me an option?” “No.” “Then why are you asking” Every goddamn day. Fuck. “You seem tense.” Oh, I seem tense? I seem tense. Well fuck, Professor Pillsbury, maybe I ‘seem tense’ because I walk into a room on five hours of sleep to the sound of a goddamn brass gong drilling through my brain and your seven-foot-nine, socks-and-sandals-wearing, patchouli-smelling ass immediately gravitates in my direction with some shit like “a tree……… Is a Poem” and I gotta sit here and politely tell you that No I’m Not Comfortable Telling The Class About A Time I Was Emotionally Vulnerable With A Loved One using words that sound like the way the color yellow smells. Maybe I don’t wanna sit in a circle and hold hands with Brittney from Computer Sciences to “align our auras” or some shit. Fuck. Fuuuuuuck. I swear to God, if I wanted to sing ‘kumbaya’ with a smelly old guy with gross facial hair who writes bad porn on the side, I’d go out to the parking lot and share a Hookah with Crazy Dan, the disgraced electrician. What, I don’t wanna do an interpretive dance to represent the spiritual experience of eating Quinoa in a room full of ambivalent preteens and suddenly I’m the 'troubled youth’ you need to Robin Williams “O Captain My Captain” your way into having a Paternal Bonding Moment powerful enough to Expand My Impressionable Young Mind and Turn My Life Around, you goddamn saint, you? Jesus Fucking Christ. You insufferable jackass. You’re not “Enlightened”, you rolled out of bed and ate half a pot brownie, wrote a sad song about a leaf, and strolled into class to ramble about your Spirit Animal for six hours straight before calling it a day. Holy Jesus goddamned Christ. Fucking Balls, sir. Holy Fucking Balls

[officialacxa]

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

[bicharts-moved]

@spoopysoo @ytsgf @san-deul-set @the-ghostest-with-the-mostest @baejangtag

[sunofamitch]

I can’t believe they murdered Netflix like that

[nova-arcania]

It’s like somebody looked at the Netflix version and decided this murder must be committed, and their fam and the Death Note fandom backed them up.

[moby-grapes]

so my friend is studying abroad in germany this semester

[nextlevelwaterpanic]

[zevranunderstander]

you know i hate tumblrs “i hope they do something problematic” shit so much? its not only with people like thomas sanders or john mulaney or that comic guy with the bike, but with whole ass shows and projects? like nobody ever said b99 is cop propaganda. nobody was saying that until one single person mentioned it and suddenly its the worst show you could watch because of one aspect of their show, while ignoring the shows diversity and political stances.

same happened to dream daddy, like you cant deny that that game was groundbreaking for the lgbt society, but suddlenly some people started shit like ‘uhhh but 5 years ago the game grumps made transphobic jokes’ and ‘you know that joesph is actually a satanist, right?’ and suddenly no one talked about the game anymore?

everytime someone tries their fucking best to be inclusive, diverse etc. people are digging through everything they can find just to justify that they dont like it? overwatch recently hosted a huge event to raise money for breast cancer research in association with the BCRF and without even doing one second of research people accused them of working with the susan g. komen foundation (which wasnt true) and tried to boycott a fucking charity event?

what im saying is, dont let tumblr ruin everything you love because they are bitter