help me

all i want for christmas is to be in a relationship like monica and chandler's 

[knowwhatimeme]

[elisamaza]

lmao

[lady-redhaired]

[kvitoya-deactivated20210415]

Even if you don’t like Halloween you have to appreciate its position as the sole thing keeping Christmas from advancing even earlier into the year like a cancerous growth

[saleh-nix]

The goth kids hold the line.

[itsme98z]

You’re welcome

[tastefullyoffensive]

[nick-mess]

idk why i burst out laughing

[thecommonchick]

[moisemorancy-deactivated2022061]

awww

[itsfuuh]

[unofficialrockstar]

SPN FANDOM TRADITION: ALWAYS. REBLOG. ON. TUESDAY.

[just-be-my-soul-blog]

DO WANT THIS TRADITION TO STAY FOREVER IN THIS FANDOM

[jhholtzmann-deactivated20190111]

ALWAYS.

[pineappledean]

[andillwriteyouatragedy]

[tipsyggnostalgic]

FANDOM LAW YOU MUST ABIDE

[kuuutea]

ALWAYS.

[bucky-wilson]

[fluxofdaydreams]

I will always reblog this

[mguadarrama50]

It’s here again!!!!

[sapphic-deadpoet]

EVERY. SINGLE. TUESDAY.

[sihtric]

[a-sea-of-fandoms]

So funny story; I listen to music all night (like I have music going to whole fucking night yo. It helps me sleep or some shit, idk.) So at midnight I was still up and I was just scrolling through Tumblr when RIGHT AT FUCKING 12AM Heat Of The Moment stars blasting through my speakers and I’m just sat there like

[purgatory-maybe86-deactivated20]

[awwww-cute]

[sleemo]

I C O N I C

[themillenialfalcon]

Forever Extra.

[foreverhelives-deactivated20170]

“Lady who has a Bible Verse for every situation.”

[my--darling--dear]

IM DYIJG I LOST IT AT APPLE

[wageslavememes]

Why is this worded in a way that’s like “Isn’t that cool!” Instead of “hey people are fucking living in cars because it costs too much to be a person”.

[weavemama]

THE BEST ENDING TO 2017

[tim-official]

a professor just used the “:S” emoji in an email

[tim-official]

me in 30 years as a tenured professor, in an email to my 8th phd supervisee: “hey how’d the conference go :3c”

[urinetrouble]

*university president walks in on me wearing cat ears*

“ Σ:3 Oh noes!! Sowwy mistew pwesident!! I can stiww has tenure fow good pewfowmance?”

*I’m escorted out by campus security*

[tim-official]

when i first wrote this post, the power flickered, a sense of cold dread flooded my apartment, and i had a vision of this reply hovering above me like macbeth hallucinating a dagger. but i continued anyway

[fapitalism-deactivated20120910]

[raisemysonbootlicker]

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

[gvldenhour]

“I’m getting back in line.”

[sniggadoodles]

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

[musinvenusian]

BLESS ME PATRICK

[lily-d247]

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

[ghara2]

@billshitposts

[billshitposts-deactivated201608]

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

[merakid-0]

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

[rosaymami]

Can I just.. Scuse me .

[gonebutnotforgottenlmao-deactiv]

come on patrick lets do this

[weallcaretolittle]

Patrick ma Negus

[peislife]

I’m so broke 😭help meee

[sexemulators]

[cidham]

amir khusrow (1253–1325 CE)

[juniqs-blog]

this changed my life

[gaydine-ross]

this was written before the printing press was invented and it still sounds like a modern day shitpost

[a-pinata-named-desire]

[skinlessbanana-deactivated20160]