Egg Salad Sandwich Vibes

Take it as you will, whores. <3

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Uhh

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Dw i'n gweithio yn yr ffewrm. Dw i ddim yn gweithio mewn swyddfa. Dw i eisiau gweithio fel ysgrifennydd.

Dych chi eisiau moron?

DIM DIOLCH

DIM DIOLCH, DW I DDIM EISIAU MORON

i'm sorry, if you speak welsh please yell at me about how bad my welsh is

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It has come to my attention that there is no w in fferm

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Dw i'n gweithio yn yr ffewrm. Dw i ddim yn gweithio mewn swyddfa. Dw i eisiau gweithio fel ysgrifennydd.

Dych chi eisiau moron?

DIM DIOLCH

DIM DIOLCH, DW I DDIM EISIAU MORON

i'm sorry, if you speak welsh please yell at me about how bad my welsh is

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I once, in gym class, was talking to my friend about heaven only knows what and he said to me out of the blue: "You have three kidneys" or something to that effect. and I told him I didn't because why would I have three kidneys but then he brought up the point that I don't know for sure. I could have three kidneys and not know it because I've never chopped open my own abdomen to find out. In response to this realization I said, simply, "Schrödinger's kidneys, man." And right as I said so another friend of mine overheard and just said "WHAT" I gave her no explanation. Keep in mind thoug, friends, that you too could have three kidneys. You could have four. The entirety of the meat in your gut could be kidney and you would never know, you would have no idea guys you could have fifteen kidn

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I drew Jack from The Shining in colored pencil

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I realized that calling an animal a velociraptor is pretty much just calling it a speedysaur

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This is a screenshot from Twitter posted on Reddit, that showed up on Pinterest. Now it’s on tumblr. Spread it. Pass it on.

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The filthy frank wiki is the most crack-induced thing I’ve ever read

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[shaniae]

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

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I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

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The cat of luck

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I keep forgetting that NT people don’t do math the same way people with ADHD do it until I try to explain my thought process and get weird looks from people who are like “how the FUCK did you do that?”

whoops

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and for those of you who DON’T know what I’m talking about I’ll give you an example

42 + 29 = 71

for neurotypical people, they use the method we were all taught in grade school where you add 9 + 2 to get 11 and then move the extra one over to make 4 + 2 + 1 which equals 7 to give you 71

but the way I do it (as many other people with ADHD as I’ve come to find out) is this:

okay so you have 42 + 29. if you take 1 away from 42 and give it to 29 to make it an even 30, you now have 41 + 30 which is an easy 71

or, another problem: 53 + 88

round that 88 up to 90 and take the two from 53 so you have 51 + 90. but wait I can make this easier. take 10 more from 51 to make 90, 100 and now you have 41 + 100 which equals 141

it’s just…so much faster? and makes so much more sense to me

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also? the math teachers that always took off points for kids not showing their work?

fucking HATED that. as someone who could get from point A to point D in my head in a split second, I felt like showing my work was often a waste of time when sometimes it felt like I just automatically knew the answer

or, if I did put down my work, I went through a process that wasn’t taught and would get points reduced anyway because it wasn’t the way we were taught just because my brain worked differently than the rest of the class. my answer was always right. they just didn’t like how I got it

never did like that much 

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also, this is another way of doing it that I just saw on facebook that I’ve also done before

because I do things to that extent too

so if you give me something like 37 + 45 I’ll go “well 30 + 40 is 70 and 7 + 5 is 12 so 70 + 12 is 82″

there’s just…so many ways to do math that make more sense than the way I was taught

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this post got a lot more popular than I was expecting wow

I’ve seen some people reblogging this saying they don’t have adhd but have autism and yes! People with autism do this too! I’ve learned that a lot of people with adhd and/or autism do things that overlap and this is one of them!

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i’m sorry but these are the only valid tags on this post

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exACTLY

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Took this screenshot and drew it because I thought it looked really intense

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My dad just asked me what genre of popcorn we have

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(Looking in the mirror) What have you become? That small boy. In that small town. Where is he? Lost. Lost in the smog. What do you do?! YOU DON’T DO ANYTHING, DO YOU? (Standing up) You just sit there, day after day, wishing for him to return! Well, he won’t return. Not unless you make him return! But you won’t do it, will you? No. (Begins smashing mirror) YOU LAZY PIECE OF SHIT! I’LL KILL YOU! I’LL KILL YOU FOR THIS! Oh. (Sadly)I wasn’t s’posed to hit the wall!

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These inspirational quotes are the best.

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My dad walked into my room and goes “I had the craziest dream last night. I jumped into a pool and immediately went ‘oh, fuck this is the wrong pool’ and I think it has to do with my past life on the titanic” and then proceeded to talk about this woman whom he emailed about his experience being abducted by aliens

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Mark: *sitting on a couch in his recording room in nothing but a robe with his feet in two bowls of cold soapy water, Ethan, scrubbing his feet* how did I get to THIS point

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Concept:

A game show called “odd balls” where there’s a bunch of guys in a room, and one of them is missing a nut and they have to figure out who it is.