Main Blog: argusargan Lover of plants and seeds, gardener at my old school! Zone 8, growing whatever the kids want. Currently in an apartment but growing what I can. I'll tag my posts with the month I wrote them. Photos that I take will be under #greenbabies, with reblogs untagged. Written segments or informational posts by me are tagged as #writ. waifu's tumblr
Spring 2021. I thought that by now we might have rebuilt the garden, but the universe had some other plans this past year. From Opaâs original garden, there are three beds that are in decent enough shape to be used again. We spent an afternoon recently weeding them and prepping to plant a smaller summer garden soon. Three and a half (long) years later, #opasgardengrowsagain â„ïžđ±
Itâs been years since I posted or anything. Damn, I miss you all. Is the old farm cult group still around?
I bought some seeds this year, and Iâm going to garden in my free time. My in-laws live between my work and my home, so I can stop by on my commute a few times a week, and when I canât I can just bully my brother to water. ^^;
With all the talk about telling people to start planting and growing crops to feed themselves and their communities during this time of crisis, Iâm surprised I havenât seen much about HOW MUCH to plant to feed people. Hereâs a good article to serve as a jumping-off point, to give people an idea of when to plant and how much to plant to keep people fed. Keep in mind that unless you live on a fairly sizeable plot of land that has ideal growing conditions, you probably wonât be able to completely feed a family of four, at least with traditional gardening methods. However, you can still heavily supplement your diet with homegrown food if you plot your garden carefully.
It's time to plan the vegetable garden, but how much should you plant per person to feed your family?
Some things you can do to save space include growing plants in stackable towers rather than flat rows. Not everything can grow this way, but growing herbs or even strawberries or some kinds of tomatoes in them can save a lot of space. Bonus points if you can get some vertical vining plants like beans or tomatoes to grow up the sides of them to maximize the space used.
Hanging planters can also be used for things like tomatoes, herbs, some berries, etc. The people who grew up watching TV in the 2000s may remember ads for the topsy-turvy tomato planter. I canât vouch for the effectiveness of them, but it may be good inspiration for creative DIY hanging planters.
Many people donât seem to know this (to be fair, itâs not very intuitive), but small melons and gourds can be grown vertically on a trellis. You will need pantyhose or something else that can act like a sling for when the fruit gets large enough, and youâll also want to make sure the trellis is very sturdy. Here is an example of a watermelon growing on a trellis, with squash growing in the background:
Other good options that require a bit more DIY are hydroponics towers and walls. Itâs basically just a series of pipes with holes for plants to grow out of. The only downside is they will require very regular fertilization and supplementation with other micronutrients that are essential for plant growth, because the plants are typically grown in either a non-nutritious medium like coconut coir or nothing at all.
Planter walls are the next step down, basically just building shelves with pots in them to fill with soil. Put these on a wall that gets good morning sun and some afternoon sunlight for best results. These and hydroponics both also have the advantage of being able to hook up to your gutters so that rainwater will go towards watering your plants rather than just being wasted.
If you want to get really fancy, aquaponics is the next step up. With aquaponics, you create a system that circulates water between plants and a tank full of fish. The fish waste provides fertilizer for the plants, and the plants help filter out the waste so the water stays cleaner. Iâve heard theyâre a bit tricky to establish, but once you find the right balance, all youâll need to do is feed the fish. This has the added bonus of providing a source of fish for people who canât eat things like nuts and legumes but need protein. Here is a link to an article explaining what aquaponics is, how it works, and how it differs from hydroponics.
WHAT IS AQUAPONICS? What is Aquaponics? Many definitions of aquaponics recognize the âponicsâ part of this word for hydroponics which is gro
I also want to add that if you donât have the space or ability to maintain a large garden, there are other options. Find or create a group with access to enough food to supplement or completely fulfill your diet, and offer another service. If you have space for a vermicompost bin or tower, that can still help contribute to the garden. Learning other skills like soap making, cooking, sewing/knitting/crocheting, electrical skills like wiring and soldering, welding, woodworking/carpentry, etc. means you will still have valuable skills to contribute towards the group, and this will set up the basis for a larger mutual aid network within your community.
recently learned about a horticultural technique called Espalier, itâs the funniest goddamn thing iâve ever seen.
Espalier allows trees to be trained into 2-dimensions, by tying the branches to a flat surface as the tree grows. They literally flatten the tree. They make the tree flat. Flat tree!!!
Look at this. This is objectively hilarious:
And people get fancy about it. Look at this nonsense:
(the first oneâs called a Belgian Fence, and can be used as an actual fence)
Espalier is actually a very useful technique for
increasing fruit yield
gardening is small spaces
maximizing or minimizing sunlight (since the branches all face the same direction) and therefore extending the growing season
Like. this is a legitimately practical gardening method. but it looks like they squished a tree between the pages of a book. just squashed it flat like a sad little dried flower! i could use these trees as a bookmark!!!
But yes, it is also a healthy and clever way to grow lots of fruit in small spaces, in climates they might not otherwise be suited for. Iâm still going to make fun of it, but it honestly looks delightful and delicious.
today in my plant evolution lab i saw a plant reproductive thing so weird idk how to describe it. like you know those little pill things that you drop into water and the pill dissolves and theres a little animal-shaped sponge inside that fills up and grows into a big sponge?? yeah its like that but a jelly fern leaf with sex organs hanging off of it
this is a pic of it expanding, the fully expanded ones were probably like 2 inches long. cursed sex being perpetuated by fern genus marsilea (evil) in our good christian ponds
hey btw remember when i posted this a week ago?? well what i didnât mention was that the dried sporocarps (the âseedâ thing the jelly leaf is expanding out of in the pic there, it isnât a seed technically and only holds the jelly thing that holds the plantsâ reproductive organs but thatâs what itâs officially called) that were dropped in water to show them to us were collected in 1945. the reproductive structures that slowly inflate in water are, naturally, long non-viable because thatâs like, 75 years theyâve been sitting in a jar getting passed around classrooms teaching about this fern genus at my university, right. they still expand when the sporocarps are nicked a little and exposed to water because the carbohydrates that make up the weird âjelly leafâ justâŠdo that through chemistry. itâs a one trick pony, essentially.Â
exceptâŠ.plot twist, my professor left these guys sitting in their petri dishes after last weekâs lab and this morning there were little baby ferns in there.Â
thats right ladsâŠâŠas it turns out, at least some of the reproductive structures there- those are the yellow things hanging off the jelly leaf itself, which produce both sperm and eggs- apparently still had viable sperm and eggs after 75 years in a jar and they just. were having sex back there all week. like, there were multiple of these âjelly fern leavesâ per petri dish to show us and they just went wild and now there are like, 20 baby aquatic ferns growing their first roots and leaves back there. because ferns donât have the protection seeds and plants that make seeds do, this is nearly unheard of, but somehow, someway, godâs jock strap (the sporocarp) protected them long enough for this to happen. jesus wept
also, because i got some questions after posting this last week, this is what the adult plants look like; the genus is called Marsilea, aka âWater cloverâ (itâs a fern, not a clover, but likeâŠ..i can see it). the sporocarps are produced underwater off the stems of the plants.
andâŠof courseâŠ.here are the babies in question:
not a great photo and ill try to get better ones, but yeah. absolute debauchery happening in the aquatic fern petri dishes this fine week