The Unbelievable Knowings of the Notorious V.A.G.

desperately seeking shiny objects.

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september 30th was my man’s 3rd anniversary of being found on the streets of nashville and movin in to our crib. he might have been about a year old when we found him but we’ll just call it an even 3. i can’t imagine my life without him and i definitely can’t imagine an alternate timeline where i would let someone else take him! happy 3rd birthday schmoo boo! xx https://www.instagram.com/p/BownKFTB5s3/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=16iivpau0y5sv

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🎉🎉 happy birthday to my one and only mr. @jaredwaynecolby! i love you beyond the stars and i hope this year promises you everything you so deeply deserve. now hurry up and turn into a silver fox please! 🎉🎉

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📀🖤🎛💲🔊📸🎚

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kicking off my saturday with a six hour sequencing workshop for my yoga teacher training. then hittin the decks at @lajacksonbar 4-8. long day but very grateful for all of these opportunities. #hereiam

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being still doesn’t have to mean being motionless. i’ve been practicing stillness all year and have been moving forward faster and more successfully than i have in years. #hereiam #forwardfold #hamstringasanas

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well shit i got the adversity part down so let’s get to it with the abundance little fortune cookie. coming home to nashville with some really big news and a new path laid out for me. #giddyup #unreal #alannaroyale #tattvamasi #glowup

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the real housewives of royale. #whosaidthat #rhoa #stonedtothebone #alannaroyale #thebirdisinthecage

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my v good boy on the set of the new @alannaroyale music video. caught by sister @alieghshields. #linkinbio y’all! #schmidtthedog

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🚨 @alannaroyale’s video for “I Know” is out now babies 🐆 #linkinbio 🖤 #SBYCTI #alannaroyale

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me waitin for y’all to see this new @alannaroyale video. the link’s in my bio ya little freaks! #IKnow #SBYCTI

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comin for your dad’s wallet like.....💰🔫 - @alannaroyale’s video for #IKnow is out june 28th! #SBYCTI

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today, @jaredwaynecolby and i have been together for 11 years. this is the oldest photo of us i have and it was taken in the room where we first kissed, where we became “official”, where i told him i loved him for the first time, and where he eventually moved in. he once painted it for me while i was on tour as a surprise and we slept on a futon mattress on the floor using a PBR case as a nightstand. if you had told me back then that we would still be together now i would totally believe you because i’ve been out of my mind for this boy from the jump! i love you baby! #11years #squishandbutton

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nap time’s over y’all! @alannaroyale is out for blood this summer. 🚨I KNOW - JUNE 28🚨#SBYCTI

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words can’t describe the joy i felt in my heart while putting this @alannaroyale video together. i have the most talented, open minded, loving, and hard working creative community surrounding me and i couldn’t be more grateful. s/o to my creative partner @jasonleedenton for his eye and his ability to hear me when i speak, jimmy joyner for feeling the royale fantasty through dance, and to @schuysky @steve_voss_, @hairmedal_amber & @alieghshields for their irreplaceable efforts. the #IKnow music video lands on the internet 6/28! #IKnow #SBYCTI #solarcabinstudios

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alt alt-j ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 🖤 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #bonnaroo

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i haven’t shaved my legs since 2017. #camelnose

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3 things that would be cool if you did today: 1. stream/download #IKnow by @alannaroyale 2. come watch me turn the party at @no308 10-3 3. floss between those stanky teeth! 🤡