[wolfsnape]

How do you watch the richest man on Earth go to space for 10 minutes of his own amusement while using more CO2 than a billion people in a year instead of idk helping fight climate change or poverty and not immediately radicalize yourself

[politijohn]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Fuck me it's a real tweet

[riseoftherose-deactivated202409]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

love you babe <3

[vuentess]

Is this just a flipped and enlarged picture of your own feet…

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

*sweats nervously*

[deathtokillian]

This is the funniest comment I've seen today

[milfkarlmarx-deactivated2021081]

life is just one ibuprofen after the other

[milfkarlmarx-deactivated2021081]

the next ibuprofen will fix me

[guerrillatech]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[telltaletypist]

i'm psychic btw i saw all this coming i just didn't say anything

[telltaletypist]

i'm shy :/

[musterniillustrates]

[funnytwittertweets]

[marisatomay]

andrew cuomo hiring woody allen’s longtime attorney is a really weird way for him to admit he’s super guilty

[adriftwoods]

i love clicking on obvious rickrolls. i see em and say “oh nice, time to give mr. astley a visit :]”

[pir8core]

here you go op!

[adriftwoods]

[sappling]

[cryingblogger]

What did he do

[beyoncebeytwice]

it

[penisraiser-blog]

his legs are ombre

[manateefingernails]

I’m gonna die

[wakaflackalypse]

THE SOCK TAN

[candle-heart]

Happy Anniversary Yall

[dokudamitea]

well life just isnt fucking fair is it humpback whale 85

[thyrell]

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

water

meat

vegetables

salt

this is soup.

[thyrell]

its too cold

[oh-my-god-someone-actually]

Gazpacho

[thyrell]

no tomatos in it

[aflo]

there's at least one tomato in it

[gratitudechangesthings-deactiva]

So go ahead, eat, drink, and be merry, for it makes no difference to God! Wear fine clothes—with a dash of cologne! Live happily with the woman you love through the fleeting days of life, for the wife God gives you is your best reward down here for all your earthly toil. Whatever you do, do well, for in death, where you are going, there is no working or planning, or knowing, or understanding.*

Ecclesiastes 9

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

chasing that rat poison high....

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

im immune to it cause im not a rat

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

thank you for getting me to read the funniest sentence upon earth

[king]