beautiful brown gradient. a little too tall and narrow. gives off that passive tj eckleburg judgement nearly perfectly. 8/10
very dull, gives off a 1930′s-esque nostalgia. a little rounder, but the lifelessness in the eyes make them more nefarious than strictly needed. betty boop’s post judgement, pre murder eyes 4/10
ugly. terrible. don’t let me catch you alone bill gates 0/10
a strange, unwelcome hybrid of eckleburg and boop. it only seems fair to average their scores. 6/10
potentially the worst??? I can think of no greater personal failure and upon capture will willingly submit myself to the court’s mercy 2/10
very existential. if anyone ever looked at me with these eyes i wouldn’t hesitate to pluck them straight from that person’s head. truly the eyes of someone who has made peace with death but not with god 3/10
somehow the worst pair of eyes yet and i superimposed spongebob on a pair to get my point across???? -1/10
ugh, finally. they’re anotomically awful but at least they don’t awaken visceral hatred and fear within me. 5/10
i like the true judgement of these eyes. they say that the eyes are the windows to the soul. this soul judges you down to your core. it radiates yikes. 9/10
all of the truly awful anatomy mixed with a profound desire to never create something pleasing to look at. if i could be any more let down, i would be. a step backwards for humanity 2/10
now these eyes….are soulful. they give off life, like i could find them staring back at me when i look at a trusted friend who doesn’t want me to stuff 35 waffles from the school’s dining hall into my backpack to make up for the fact that i got a $35 parking ticket from my beloved alma mater (a dollar per waffle may seem like im high balling a waffle’s worth, but they were belgium and i think the experience makes up the cost difference) because i parked in a teacher parking lot at 3pm on a friday when like 75% of the professors are already gone??? who the fuck is giving away parking tickets to students its not like i don’t have a student pass just let me park where i want to jesus!!! this fucking school has no parking to begin with and there were like 20 other empty parking spaces around me so its not like i was taking parking from someone else!! who’s the fuckhead who said, ‘yeah im 45 and also i think ticketing student cars is a good way to spend my life’ for fucks sake bill leave me alone………..god you know what this emoji gets 4/10 for pissing me off
this post has caused me so much unnecessary grief and im taking punitive measure from here on out. fuck you anime -8/10
its like ive been staring at shadows on the cave wall not knowing what those shadows belonged to. it’s like one day, on nothing more than the slightest of whims, i turned to understand the nature of both man and beast. since that encounter, my life has never known peace. the next day snakes started physically manifesting in my home. there is no rating that i could give this emoji that will do what i feel justice. the closest words i have are l’appel du vide, and even then, its like something important is missing. i rate it ourobouros/10, its still a zero but the snake eating itself provides a little more of the dark threat of eternity that this emoji makes me feel
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