SUNRISE PARABELLUM

Hey, I'm Erica. 28, her/they, nice to meet you. Beatboxing puppy.

[beltsquid]

Every morning I pray for a crab rave and every day the empty throne of God disappoints me

[skipppppy]

Happy 20th birthday to the most iconic rat of all time to me personally

[stealingpotatoes]

and here's a closeup of the legend himself banging out the tunes <3

[datasoong47]

[unfortunatelymerlin]

[huomenhaamu]

[huomenhaamu]

[gabrielisdead]

since dracula daily is approaching again I would like to remind everybody that hungarian paprika can cause stomach issues even among people who grow up on it (from personal experience), that's why we eat nearly every national dish with tons of sour cream and bread, which our good english heir was probably not informed of so he's basically destined to have a little bit of diarrhea after shoving down a whole plate of csirke paprikás. not sure about the queer dreams tho, he should ask the Count about that

[medusadyke]

tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

[princessnijireiki]

[minkytaro]

happy neil banging out the tunes day!

[goldcrescent]

okay AND? Naruto said its called the will of fire not the will of non violent protest

[etherealspacejelly]

havent seen one of these yet so im doing the honours

[slipstreamborne]

This YouTube comment had me leaning hands braced on knees like that person who had to take their shirt off to process Destiel becoming canon.

[graham-cracker-guillotine]

stolen off instagram but i laughed so hard when i saw this

[luckybyrdrobyn-abandoned]

Julius Caesar is hosting a party,

what do you bring?

an amphora of wine

some cheese

a lion

some entertainment

your kids

a knife

the Queen of egypt

a crocodile

random small blond man

a gift

vanilla extract

other (in tags)

Voting ended onMar 17, 2025

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[doolallymagpie]

it’s time

[thepurplebones]