Rory

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[bettedavisgf]

intellectually i knew this already but it always feels like a shock finding out that like 60% of prominent british actors are from families with the kind of generational wealth that gets you sued for slavery reparations lol

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

YOU LOVE TO SEE IT

[langernameohnebedeutung]

She's really making sure he's dead

[ex-riddlecats]

i think everybody needs to shave their head at least once in their life. especially if youre scared of getting an ugly haircut or something. get it buzzed and youll freak out for a week maybe but eventually get used to it and enjoy the lack of maintenance and then when it grows out you can try new styles without any anxiety bc now youre cool with shaving it all as a fall back plan. this has been a buzzcut propaganda post

[voidpumpkin]

A funny thing about the Greta Thunberg and Andrew Tate is the level of effort each put in. Greta probably spent less than a minute thinking up then writing that post whilst Andrew clearly spent hours on his video, getting his big cigars, putting on his silk robe and ordering a pizza all to prove how he, a 36 year old adult, was unfazed and totally not owned by a 19 year old. And it got him arrested.

This’ll go down in internet history, Greta ruined a sex trafficker life with a tweet.

[stardust-devi]

an absolutely insane way to end this year 

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[garaktime]

why the fuck do they name the racehorses like that, just name them normal  

[gay-jewish-bucky]

[arienai]

This is probably a joke but just in case anyone wants the real explanation it’s because registered thoroughbred horses are limited to an eighteen character name (including spaces), names cannot be reused for several years and the names of major winners are permanently retired and banned from being used again. As are any names that are remotely similar to those retired names.

Almost all racehorses have a much simpler nickname that their owners, handlers, and trainers call them. The racehorse name is for registration purposes and so it sounds funny when Mywifenosevrything and Thewifedoesntknow are dueling down the final stretch.

[todaysbird]

Wait. Are you fucking telling me. That racehorses and Neopets have almost the exact same naming conventions

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[duncebento]

[huffylemon]

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

Okay so I WAS going to make a joke about him somehow being 25 feet tall at the age of 4 months but then I went to the Wikipedia page for the character and got distracted by this:

Was CIA involvement actually vital to the plot of this movie?

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[radiofreederry]

This cannot be true. He cannot be THAT stupid

[milk5]

turning off your computer by clicking the digital shut down button = softly kissing it goodnight

turning off your computer by holding down the physical power button = strangling her to death

[xaveria]

noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”

[amotleycrew]

hey. the celebrities and corporations are going to try tumblr. you may want to drive them off the site, or find them amusing, ie “well THIS one can stay.” they may try to engage with the culture. they may do their research. DO NOT ENGAGE. do not bother. don’t fucking acknowledge them. don’t mess with their heads. don’t reply to them as a bit. let them think this site is a lost cause. let them fizzle out and die