My Silly Life

I'm Jacquie and this is a semi sorta look into my life and brain.

[rorysholywandofman-juice]

🔥 #internationalwomensday

[behind-the-student]

Therapist- “ What are your coping mechanisms?

[soljua-deactivated20180215]

reasons i haven’t replied back:

- i’m socially exhausted - i don’t have the time right now - i don’t know how to reply - i have a bad memory and got distracted - i’m having a depressive episode and don’t have the energy to socialise

not reasons i haven’t replied back:

- i’m ignoring you just because - i hate you - i’m fed up with you - i don’t want to be your friend anymore

[kirbyshay11]

I hope you find someone who randomly pulls you in closer late at night and won’t let go of you long after the hug is over and who just generally shows you that you’re all they really want in this world

[femmchantress]

I’ve come to inform you all the Ancient Greeks spelled Thoth, the Egyptian deity, as Θώθ

[small-funny]

hey, thanks! now die

[latining]

Actually, Ancient Greek thetas had a dot in the centre, and lowercase letters wouldn’t be invented for several hundred years.

You mean ΘΩΘ

Behold the face of your god.

[argumate]

[cuirassier]

[surfeit-of-stoats]

Laziness: I’d rather sit here than pick up those clothes

Executive Dysfunction: I need to pick up those clothes I need to pick up those clothes why am I still watching this thing on Netflix while sitting down c’mon stand up I need to pick up those clothes I need to pick up those clothes I need to-

[ace-feminist]

Holy shit you nailed it

[mad-dyspunktional]

Laziness: I don’t want to do the thing so I’m not going to do the thing and I’m not going to worry about it because I don’t care.

Procrastination: I’m purposely putting off doing the thing because I don’t want to do the thing and this may or may not be causing me anxiety depending on how important the thing is.

Executive Dysfunction: I may or may not want to do the thing but regardless I can’t seem to do the thing and it is causing me great anxiety because the thing needs to be done.

[rorysholywandofman-juice]

It’s been a while since I’ve felt like painting. Hope these beauts love the home they’re off to tomorrow

[hairstylesbeauty]

23 pictures that are way too perfect to be a coincidence.

[lindygeem]

elric brothers!! 🐈 💤

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

it’s the 90s and nobody in your house gives a fuck about matching kitchenware moodboard

[sadmemegf]

ways to make ur bed comfy

put me in it

[sj0]

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

[hersheyhipster]

Couldn’t risk it.

[justjengie]

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

[pinayputa]

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

[rorysholywandofman-juice]

Almost start to finish from scratch apple pie 🥧 🍎 🍏 (the crust is Pillsbury 🤷🏼‍♀️) #yummy #baking

[kiryuuyoshiya-deactivated201511]

funny text posts arent my

[sarcasminc]

Puns like that could get you in

[banavalope]

give it a

[beautilation]

Yeah I think the joke might be falling

[fncking-deactivated20160623]

This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music

[janersm]

It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that

[the-blog-of-random-shit]

I don’t get this shit

[wnq-writers]

Have you ever been in the situation where you’ve been hiding the fact that you’re sad from everyone for a really long time and you’re out in public one day and a complete stranger asks if you’re okay? It’s kind of sad in a way because secretly you’ve wanted someone to notice you’re unhappy for a really long time… but when a complete stranger asks, you realize just how clearly it’s written on your face and you wonder why the people closest to you never seem to see it.

Ranata Suzuki (via wordsnquotes)

[trollblogging]

trollblogging for your daily dose of fun

[petitlexicon]

ppl who think that saying “I love you” to someone a lot makes it lose it’s meaning are so boring literally what could make you think that? if someone tells you they love you like 3 times in an hour it means that 3 separate times they were sitting there and thinking about you and how wonderful you are like. smh. say I love you to everyone that you love as often as possible bc sometimes it’s easy to forget that there are people who love you