esme find your strap!!

it’s twilight, babey !

[twilightrenaissanceshallrise]

Bella in bd p1 Bella in bd p2

[youbeautifultropicalfishy]

goodevening to kristen stewarts bookshelf and kristen stewarts bookshelf ONLY

[rosalesbian]

had a very important conversation with my friends the other day: if vampires are forever stuck in place, how do their asses/vaginas stretch for sex?? do they just.. break?? and after that, do they ever go back to normal? or does emmett just shove a horse dildo up his ass one day only for it to be forever gaping??? smeyer i need answers.

[howulikindaraingirl]

fixing esme’s breaking dawn hair brings me peace

[rosalesbian]

i haven’t logged into this account in AGES omg hey y’all

[paulxlahotee]

EVERYONE, I HAVE WONDERFUL NEWS

Our favorite billy look, this red sweater:

IS ACTUALLY GIL’S SWEATER IN REAL LIFE

This means that he either wore his own clothes to set or he kept the sweater bc he liked it so much I am in LOVE with this man

[shinyvampireass]

“ugh why did anyone ever like Twilight?”

[shinyvampireass]

“ugh those Twilight books were so dumb, how did anyone like them?”

[shinyvampireass]

“UGH WHY TUWILIGHT

[shinyvampireass]

“Did you get contacts”

[maruthemage-deactivated20210203]

Look Bella

[alicegotthestrap]

she did That

[jasperwhitcock]

edward really summarized his life in one sentence

[hallowedhuntress]

[harriyanna-deactivated20221223]

since my writing post was received pretty well, i though i’d make other, to give some insight on the racism in the film industry and why it’s still a big problem now as it was in the past. 

[simplyintimacy-deactivated20200]

[aangkorra-deactivated20210306]

here are some petitions to sign:

stop mark zuckerberg from colonizing kauai

hold the u.s. army accountable: justice for vanessa guillen

junk the anti - terrorism bill and uphold human rights

support the equality act

change the kkk status into terrorist organization

justice for julian m. solis

target, stop filling the world with plastic bags

[rosaliesgolden]

guys be like “i know a spot” and then you find them in the middle of the woods half dead cause they got attacked by a bear

[sisterpolymath-deactivated20210]

i hate when vampires in media have a human partner and theyre like "i will never drink from you i couldnt ever hurt you like that" like why the heck not?? are you a coward?? whats the point of dating a vampire if they arent ever gonna cover your neck with kisses and then bite you and drink your blood? absolutely ridiculous and very unsexy send post

[openbookbells]

List of Cullen Family Meetings over the years

Emergency Plans for Y2K

Respecting Edward’s Privacy #7

Petition to Buy an Actual Castle in Transylvania and Turn it into a Theme Park (Emmett’s idea)

Petition to Let Edward Move Out of the Garage 

Medical Tools are not Toys 

Stop Prank Calling the Denali Coven They Know It’s Us We’re Literally the Only People Who Have Their Number 

Respecting Edward’s Privacy #8 Why Do We Have to Keep Having This Conversation Emmett 

The Great “What Color is the Dress” Debate of 2015

Respecting Edward’s Privacy #9

[carlesmeislife]

I’ll add a few of the ones Carlisle & Esme have spearheaded:

Who Used My Credit Card To Buy A Castle In Transylvania?

Stop Destroying Your Mothers Island #4

We Have To Move Again Emmett #17

“YEET” Is Not For Vampires

Isle Esme Privledges Have Been Revoked

No Alice You Can’t Buy Paris Fashion Week

Please Stop Tossing Nessie Like A Football Boys

You’re Father Is Not A “Boomer” Emmett

[bowlingshirtbellas]