Call Me Roz! @rosalind-zoraxis - Tumblr Blog

Hello everyone! My name is Rosalind, but you can call me Roz. I’m a head supervisor at Zoraxis! Zor asked me to start this blog for them, so I can answer any questions people might have for them. Don’t be afraid to ask something! I know I seem like I’d be really scary, since I tell people like the Fabricator and Solaris what to do, but I promise I’m super nice. As for all you who fancy yourself an Agent Phoenix, I've got my eye on you. Now, if you’ll excuse me, it sounds like Fabby and Solaris are fighting again.

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Happy Birthday, Miss Ulanova. Keep an eye out for a gift from the company…

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Hihi!! You can call me Spade!! The Voices say to kill you as soon as possible but you seem cool

~♤

I’ve heard that a lot of voices say to kill me.

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Hello

I am the kidney seller

If you wake up with some scars on the lower left half of your body, I have taken a kidney

There is nothing you can do to stop me

I am everywhere

The self-named @ks-anon agent (kidney seller anon)

(OOC: You dont have rules against anons so deal with him)

Try to steal my kidney and you will wake up strapped to an operating table with a buzzsaw slowly approaching you while surrounded by a moat of bloodthirsty sharks.

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Do you have an hr department?

Of course we do!

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yo, ex E.O.D. agent here. wondering how I can join Zoraxis perhaps?

Just walk in and ask for an application! Prior experience nets you a lot of points with recruiters.

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let me get this straight... A HEAD SUPERVISOR, AT ZORAXIS, IS ON HERE? AND NOBODY BOTHERED TO TELL ME?

Oh gosh...

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Hello! I’m Roz. I’ve been running this blog for a couple months now!

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WHY exactly are your offices filled with scorpions? That seems like a serious safety hazard for your employees

None of our current employees have been hurt by scorpions.

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So what kind of benefits does one get for working for Zoraxis? Healthcare, dental, vacation time?

Oh the full package, obviously. We care about our employees. Unlike a certain agency.

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So, just as a hypothetical, totally not relevant question, how poisonous are these scorpions? Just asking for a coworker

Not poisonous at all! Highly venomous though.

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Wait wait wait, what kind of bugs are we talking about here? Are we talking about a couple of spiders, or do you guys just fill your offices with scorpions?

Scorpions. :)

Hey, you Zoraxis folks need any new telephones set up? I promise they aren’t bugged! Well, at least this time they aren’t!

We have so many bugs they’ll end up in yours anyways. Trust me, they love to migrate.

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roz how do i apply for a job at zoraxis

Walk in and ask.

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Considering the multiverse’s existence—have you ever wondered whether or not there’s a version of you who works with the Agency? I mean, the multiverse is infinite. There’s nothing saying it can’t occur.

…There’s probably a lot of versions of me that work with the Agency.

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you say you can find me huh

i dare you to find my blog

I don’t care about your blog. You’re not safe.

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