#zoraxis

[purplebehittindifferent]

Okay it’s been forever gadies and lentlemen- my Zor design! Feel free to ask questions

[hapyvika]

john juniper with agent phoenix <3

[starboundsingularities]

happy april fool's day agents

[definitelyunhingedagentphoenix]

Zor: *looking down at their phone that's currently ringing* why is Agent Phoenix calling me?

Caliente: why do you have Agent Phoenix as a contact in your phone? And why did you give them a customized ringtone?

Zor: they set it, not me. Don't ask. *Sighs and picks up the phone* to what do I owe the pleasure?

Agent Phoenix: YOU BASTARD! IF YOU EVER CATCH YOU SENDING ONE OF YOUR GOONS TO BREAK INTO MY CAR WHILE I'M AT A MOVIE AGAIN, I'LL BITE YOUR DAMN FACE OFF!

Zor: what are you even talking about? I never did that.

Agent Phoenix: wait, you didn't? So who ransacked my car?

Zor: how would I know? Maybe next time don't leave valuables in your car and this won't happen.

Agent Phoenix: I had like 50¢ and a hotdog which is all they stole...

Zor: ... Let me get this straight. You thought that I would waste time and money sending someone to track you down, break into your car while you were away... All for 50¢ and a hotdog?!

Agent Phoenix: ... Now that you say it out loud that is ridiculous. K, bye! *Hangs up*

Fun fact! Someone broke into my car last night and while there was no hotdog to steal, there was also nothing else to steal! Bro ransacked my car to get not even a full handful of pocket change that I keep in the door and then spilled all of my straws on the ground which is definitely the part I'm mad about the most

[iexpectyoutoaskwhy]

I may have forgotten to post the art for like a week but here's Zor:

I'm not sure that I love how it came out but I'll post it anyway. The main details I wanted for my Zor were: Mask (voice changing mask), no visible features other than their eyes, and a lab coat. I added the scorpion because we know Zor lives scorpions. I didn't know what to do for the background so it's just red lol 😅

[sweetstwawbewwymilk]

I've seen the idea drift around the fandom that we should never find out who Doctor Zor is, because their anonymity is their greatest appeal and why they're so scary, and I totally agree... with one exception.

Can you come up with a better punishment?

Imagine if Agent Phoenix, or some other agent, just Kills Zor in their lair. Yes, they're dead, but they die in darkness. Their secrets die with them, but Their mystique, their omnipresence, their inhuman fear lives on.

But what if, at the end of it all, when Zor looks up at Phoenix holding them at gunpoint, and they tell them that they have them beat, they won, they can finish what they started...

Phoenix doesn't pull the trigger.

Doctor Zor cannot die to a bullet.

Instead, they drag Zor, kicking and screaming, out of their Lair. Out of the darkness, across the paths of everyone who ever feared them, and into the light.

And the illusion shatters.

They're dragged out, into the public eye, in front of international court, into the daylight.

Their face, once as unknowable and ever-shifting as a God's, is plastered on every newspaper and television broadcast in the world.

The once mighty mastermind, who existed everywhere and nowhere at once, is made human.

That is how you kill Doctor Zor.

[rosalind-zoraxis]

The flood of agents eventually die down, but only because it's migrating over to another base. One you thought was a secret, the underground base treated as if it was a bunker. The agents wreak havoc, digging through defenses like moles, adrenaline and determination fueling several alternate dimension Agent Phoenix's, along with a few other agents you are familiar with, and some you aren't. The fight is even bigger this time, a dust cloud appearing on the surface as agents scrap with all their teeth swords, lighters, some wielding grenades, others waving guns around like party streamers ready for bloodshed. The operatives are well trained, but there's at least a dozen adrenaline fueled agents swarming the place. And considering it usually only takes one to destroy whole factories and schemes, they do some serious damage.

Amongst the chaos, two agents slip through the entrance, blending into the shadows, barely a blip on the radar. They sneak through the levels of the base, and eventually manage to hack into the holding cells. No attempt to divert attention to the moles inside base work, as most operatives have had their earpieces smashed to bits in the fight. And not too many minutes later, an override appears on the computer, and a swarm starts to pour out from the bottom layer of the base, slowly rising upwards as the battle above ground raged on.

[Another instance of Roz’s voice rings across the intercom.]

“Ah, Agents, how unexpected! And by unexpected, I mean COMPLETELY EXPECTED! You may not be susceptible to moles, but did you prepare for… ACTUAL MOLES?!”

[Roz laughs maniacally, and the ground beneath the agents’ feet rumbles as giant mind-controlled battle-moles tear up the ground and begin their attack, making any attempt at fighting back difficult.]

[agentphoenixcrittercore]

Zoraxis employee: "Dr Zor, why is it that you never put the letters 6 and-" Dr Zor, plagued by knowledge of the future and therefore haunted by stupid memes: "Do not ever say those two numbers in succession or I will have you removed permanently." Zoraxis employee, confused but also terrified: "Y-yes boss.." Dr Zor, having visions of the horrors (modern day brainrot): "LEAVE."