[infectiondefective]

I can’t finish this. My hands are shaking. Someone else do it

[z-nogyrop]

[infectiondefective]

Thanks

[infectiondefective]

Wait a minute

[nightlyhoursbemoan-deactivated2]

joe biden owes me 6,000 dollars

what a coincidence, he owes me 6,000 dollars too

reblog if joe biden owes you 6,000 dollars

[vampyrska-azhdaya-deactivated20]

i dont even know the guy but i know he owes me 6,000 dollars

[saber-chan]

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

[pokemon-personalities]

I hope something good happens to you today. no matter how small or simple it may seem to someone else, I hope something contents you from the bottom of your heart and makes your worries feel lighter

[michellepsychologist]

More uplifting news during this outbreak ♥️

[putthatazztowork-deactivated202]

I needed this today!

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[slipping-into-madness]

[artist-assassin-deactivated2021]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Two souls of the damned being punished to an eternity of torture.

[jlhgiyftr75587ityjgfhdsetljdse]

I am an old person and tumblr is the porch

[unioncarbidesuperfan66]

heely doc martens

[oomshi]

[catsaresocuteicanteven]

You walk out in the pink one, listen to the police, gasp demurely, then say “excuse me for a moment” and come back out in the black one.  Sounds reasonable and completely unsuspicious.

[onlytwitterpics]

[bird-big]

there's a large rat in your vagina

[bird-big]

made you look

[designatedloveinterest]

jokes on you there’s been nothing in my vagina for years—

[bird-big]

it seems the joke is on you

[gay-irl]

gay😷irl

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I saw the future. There were so few bees left that they cross-bred beekeepers with them so they could better connect with them.

I was taking a test to identify plants (I won because some dude thought pineapples were berries) and after that I met a beekeeper who worked inside of a giant glass beehive and had little antennas and a dope ass beard.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Everyone was commenting on this post, saying that pineapples ARE berries, and even I was like, huh, that’s not right, so I looked it up, and

[jollygreengiantdick]

[luischocolatier]

Bananas, tomatoes, watermelons, coffee, cocoa, pomegranates and pumpkins are also berries.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

W-what????????’

[captainlordauditor]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN POMEGRANATES ARE BERRIES????

[anotherhawk]

You know what isn’t a berry? Strawberries. Fuck fruit scientists.

[jame7t]

hey is everyone ignoring the part of the dream where bees and beekeepers fucked

[time-lady13]

[owlinadayswork]

On another note, if anyone was wondering what strawberries actually are

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Reblog if you too are an aggregate accessory fruit

[one-time-i-dreamt]

WHY DO ALL OF THEM HAVE BERRIES IN THEIR NAMES IF THEY ARE NOT BERRIES

ARE BLUEBERRIES EVEN BERRIES

IS ANYTHING A BERRY

[crunchy--milk]

yes blueberries are berries! and so are tomatoes!

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[ratbastard42]

The beekeepers were fucking the bees why are y’all still talking about berries

[shrinkthisviolet]

ARE WE ACTUALLY BERRIES

WHAT’S GOING ON WITH THE BEES

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Are we human

OR

Are we berries

[cyar-ikas]

our parents birthed us, so we’re the *fruit* of their labor

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[mangacartaholygrail]

*refuses to look at texts* I love conversation and communication

[whitepeopletwitter]

[levourdalak]

I dreamt that there was a new meme that went, “If I dids it, I dids it. If I didsn’t, I didsn’t.” There was a third line, but I forgot what it was.

[nifeandaccurate]

happy to report i’m back on my bullshit

and a rare variant

[levourdalak]

HOW DID YOU KNOW THEY WERE CAT MEMES IN MY DREAM

[nifeandaccurate]

>:3€

[levourdalak]

THAT’S IT, THAT’S THE MEME FROM MY DREAM