[thelovelyvie-deactivated2026041]

Reblog if its ok for your moots to stalk your blog and interact with everything you've posted.

[fuckyeahstufficareabout-temp]

[notaplaceofhonour]

girl unhinge ur jaw

[notaplaceofhonour]

UNCLENCH. I MEANT UNCLENCH

[memewhore]

[captainsingleton]

Man: What’s a matter girl, you had a little bit too much corn?

Pig: *very long disgruntled groan which rises in pitch*

Man: Is that a yeah?

Pig: *shorter groan*

Man: Okay.  Here I come, I gotta get the intoxicated pig… Look at this pig…

Pig: *quiet snort*

Man: Hey!

Pig: *snort*

Man: Are you messed up, girl?  

Pig: *short snort*

Man: Never seen a damn pig… Look at that, that one here’s fine, that one there is fine, this one here is turned belly up 

Pig: *snort snort snort snort*

Man: Hey you

Pig: *snort*

Man: Whoa!  Whoa!  Shit!  [Unintelligible] HOWH!  Come here girl! 

Pig: *grunt grunt grunt*

Man: Holy hell, fuck…I didn’t mean to do that

[kitharion]

“Whoa! Woah! Shit The Bed Almighty!” Is my new favorite expletive

[marzipanandminutiae]

and if anyone’s wondering, the man (from Cecilia, Kentucky, USA) had emptied a broken deer feeder full of accidentally fermented corn into a field where no animals were supposed to be. the pigs broke out of their pen, got into the corn, and the one you see here seriously overindulged

they observed her overnight and got Animal Control to do a check-up on her. she’s fine

so yes, you you can enjoy the video without worrying about Drunk Pig

source

[elenille]

Holy yhit this is fuckin hysterical

[critual1611]

And just like the rain

You cast the dust into nothing

And wash out the salt from my hands [rain - sleep token]

[hopelessvalentines]

You had me at a point where i would’ve left the entire world behind for you

[vulcanette-deactivated20260506]

iii + iv spidey kiss in oklahoma city, 2023;

🎥: @ zack.mustdie

[beefstrugglenoff]

I love you dead punctuation marks.

[beefstrugglenoff]

[ferret-with-a-knife]

[vexheart]

[vulcanette-deactivated20260506]

🎥: @ slythergriffin

[ex-riddlecats]

they call it "self insert" because im inserting myself inside of him

[rpfofficial]

are you bisexual. have you been bisexual. Will you be bisexual. when will you be bisexual

[newfleshflavour]

so go ahead

[thetursithan]

Let's play hide and seek?

[avaantares]

SOUND ON SOUND ON SOUND ON

[ms-demeanor]

Description: A can of la croix is sitting on a desk, a cockatiel stands up from behind the can, showing its head, and say "Peekaboo!" the person holding the camera laughs and the bird hides behind the can again, then pops up and says "Peekaboo!" the person continues laughing and says "Peekaboo!" too as the bird continues ducking up and down - when the bird pops up near the end of the video it makes an ascending whistle (like a slide whistle) when rising up, then a descending whistle when it ducks down, and an ascending whistle again while the person laughs harder.

[dreamingdormouse]

THE SLIDE WHISTLE SOUND

all of it, TOO adorable

[bunjywunjy]

Could i please get a small mammal cursed bio fact if u have one

the grasshopper mouse of the southwestern United States looks like a standard house mouse but is almost entirely carnivorous and is known to kill and consume everything from less homicidal mice to goddamn rattlesnakes, which they kill by jumping onto the snake’s back and gnawing through its spine

[bunjywunjy]

behold…. a Bastard

[blessphemy]

How could U fail to mention that this fool marks territory by howling? Yunno. Like a wolf

[animal-welfare-not-animal-rights]

Oh. Oh I am in love with this bastard wolf mouse.

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

that little guy is locked in an evolutionary arms race (my favourite thing) with bark scorpions (he loves to eat those guys) - he’s not only immune to their venom, but he’s evolved such that that venom acts as an analgesic; he barely even feels the sting because the scorpion’s own venom blocks the pain of it. this effect is strong enough that they don’t really notice even when the scorpion is stinging them repeatedly in the face.

[ironinkpen]

an imperfect ally is better than a perfect bystander

[ironinkpen]

the old boomer who "doesn't get the gays" but still votes blue every election is still a better ally to you than every well-spoken, woke millennial who says all the right shit but didn't vote because they "didn't like either option"

the lady who voted for trump but has changed her mind since and is calling her senator every day is a better ally to you than anyone very politely apologizing for how awful things are and not doing anything to actually help

[spindrifters]

"If you're waiting around for pure ideological alignment, you're going to be waiting for a very long time. And in the meantime, you'll get nothing done at all."

[noodles-07]

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there