Rose Patel

[lesbiskammerat]

[pissvortex]

[ghouliebee-deactivated20210426]

please put “yeeted the fuck off this mortal coil” on my tombstone

[defineyourterms]

[tsarnicholasii]

[the-malevolent-platypus]

What really happened to Opportunity:

“My battery is low and it’s getting dark”

[painembodiedorwhtv]

My friend just sent me this and I’m so sad

[sovietnam]

[sistertaxon]

you know when the hero dies and they try to resurrect him but he comes back slightly wrong and unhinged and without morals? vine vs tiktok

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Analysis: https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2019/01/29/president-trump-tweets-nonsensical-figures-illegal-immigration/?utm_term=.cfcdb86ebcab

LMAOOOOOO

he’s showing us he can do this shit outright and get away with it

[coyotedollfag]

Everyone: The nsfw ban still sucks. There’s still porn bots everywhere, and also nazis. The people who run this site are useless.

Staff:

[fourhystericalqueens-blog]

one thing i love about queen is that 80% of the time, they never look like they’re dressed for the same event 

[hydro-homies]

Come back with a warrant

[thothoes]

this is the funniest twitter thread i’ve ever seen in my goddamn life

[hidingoutbackstage]

I’m right and I should say it

[lethalnihilism]

oh my god lmfao

edit: it got funnier actually

i’m laughing @ all of this

[cheaphalloweencostume]

why did my mom end this text with a wink