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ozth

koiagain

Experiencing a crazy slowburn rn

johnny-depp-is-loved

deadlyflan

For my people.

mycroftrh

catholic guilt vs protestant belief in your own inherent superiority, fight

mycroftrh

wait no I just remembered a few hundred years of history I take this post back

bananahomo

anarchocunt

effervescent-fool

ive never been able to take "climb him like a tree" as a sexual innuendo seriously because i picture climbing a tree in my mind and then i picture a tall man in my mind and when i put those two things together im not seeing anything sexual. im seeing like. circus tricks.

abbeyofcyn

They found someone selling AI art of Lou Jitsu

appystruda

only goodtimeswithscar would be able to have the very first block he breaks on the decked out mountain cause water to pour down into the game, and then manage to miss tango's redstone by ONE BLOCK

prokopetz

Speaking of medieval history, it's fun how the popular accounts are all "the peasantry disliked nobles, but typically loved the King and attributed any harmful decisions to bad advisors", and then the rare examples of surviving testimony from actual peasants are like "I hope the King literally explodes".

prokopetz

Popular histories: Medieval peasants understood themselves as inhabiting a cosmic order in which the King was their divinely appointed superior.

Actual medieval peasant: God, please set the King and everyone who looks like him on fire, Amen.

mkthedingus

Started drawing these based on that one quote in The Fast and the Furriest where Mikey goes: "Sorry April! Movie night later?" and she responds "Your treat, mmmmmwah!". I love these two your honor (if you couldn't tell by my profile picture). I think Aprils bouncy personality and Mikey's bouncy personality work well together. They're two bouncy balls 🙂‍↕️

(Also if you guys have duo names for these two, lemme know :3)

sforzzz

im gonna make it big someday just you watch

sforzzz

*goes back to jerkin it*

sforzzz

waaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitt

chantilly8-deactivated20230531

Sasuke isn't mad about liking men he's mad about liking Naruto. Similarly Naruto isn't mad about liking Sasuke he's mad about liking men

chantilly8-deactivated20230531

This is why Naruto can say the most batshit insane things about what he feels for Sasuke while not being able to interact with Sai normally and this is why Sasuke doesn't care about Suigetsu rubbing his dick on him but is not capable of saying he loves Naruto unless he's on a life or death situation

tumblerculosis

I’ve been obsessed with this tiktok for days now

coffeedcait

Person: "Hello sir." he pets the frog with one finger.

Person: "Have a good day. Actually wait a minute. You missed a bug, but I got you home boy. Hold on." he picks a bug up and throws it next to the frog.

Frog: turns around and eats the bug.

Person: "OHHHHH-" sings high pitched and angelic like he witnessed a miracle.

no-one-offical

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last-to-the-rottmnt-party

*slides this comic to you over the counter* have this stupid thing I made a while ago bc I'm trying so hard to work on art and it's all incomplete comics so I can't even post them 😭 Anyway, top 10 moments before tragedy strikes

For real though, in all this time I've worked on like two pages of my au comic sooooo oopsie? I'm trying my best but I'm moving soon so it's taking up all of my mental capacity 😅 either way hope you like this stupid sketch <3 (also ignore how they're probably all slightly different sizes of picture I still don't know how to make comics lmao). Rip Leo, mollywhopped at the young age of 17 🙏