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I just silently laughed my ass and lungs out for 5 minute straight i shit u not this whole thing is a meme ππππππππ and bc of it i know am having an asthma attack so thank god I'm in my room which is quite soundproof bc it's 2 am but for this meme it was worth it ππππππππ
iβve been seeing a lot of posts on my dash about the witcher and it looked pretty interesting to me, but when i went on netflix the description was really vague and unhelpful. in attempt to not accidentally spoil myself by looking on the web, would you mind telling me a little about it?
first of all, to watch the witcher you need to replace your expectation ofΒ βgoodβ withΒ βtotally unhinged.β
the show is about henry cavill in extremely tight clothing, carrying around a broadsword, facing moral dilemmas, fighting monsters, and having sex. he takes a potion before every fight (which isnβt explained) and no one in the story ages (which also isnβt explained) so peopleβs parents and grandparents look the same age as their progeny.Β
the witcher is not a monster of the week show, nor does it have a coherent ongoing arc. it is not told in chronological order. most of the things that happen are unrelated to everything else that happens. the timeline might happen over weeks, decades, or centuries, and none of that is explained. lore is told in fits and bursts and makes no sense at all. the first episode is absolutely useless and you should not judge the rest of the season based on it, but it has a great sword fight and geralt (thatβs henry cavill in extremely tight clothing) talks lovingly to his horse. thatβs it. thatβs the show.
what is important to know is that the season is adapted from short stories set before the events of the book series. so itβs not season 1 as much as season 0, which is why it feels like nothing is connected or makes sense. itβs a primer to what iβm assuming the next season will be (and i think/hope the fandom will really take off).Β
everyone seems to have boners for everyone else. most of the characters are women and they are all absolutely feral. the showrunner is a woman, and most of the eps are written and directed by women. itβs like watching a really wild fanfic come to life. what i love about it is that itβs just so fucking weird. every expectation i had going into it was shattered, and even the moments that were cheesy or boring or cringey or dumb i found somewhat endearing. now that iβm done watching it, i kind of want to watch it again, which is something i rarely do. after every episode i thought,Β βi really donβt like this, and i donβt want to watch anymore.β and after every episode, i clicked play on the next.Β
if you like hot beefy men who are deeply misunderstood as being the bad guy but are actually good-aligned, youβll like the witcher. if you like complicated, all-powerful, borderline-evil female characters who are greedy and heartless and have ample room for growth, youβll like the witcher. if you like isolated men who are chased by endearing comedic relief sidekicks, youβll like the witcher. if you like stories in which seemingly self-centered men are made to become paternal toward helpless beings, you will like the witcher. if you want to ship everyone with everyone else and be totally overwhelmed by attractive people doing attractive things, you will like the witcher. if you like catchy bops that will be stuck in your head for 87 years, youβll like the witcher.
the only way you will not like the witcher is if youβre expecting it to be good.
this is the best summary of the witcher i have seen
As the screenshot my friend sent me says:
The description mafe me hooked on the witcher but the picture just sealed the dealπππππππ I'm down for anything that is hot and slutty ππππππ
Lan Sizhui, Jin Ling and Lan JingYi: Master Wei, isnβt it true that men canβt get pregnant? Wei Ying: No, itβs impossible. The three: See Zizhen? Nothing will happen to you, come here. Lan Qiren: *Dies*
Lan Qiren wasn't the only one who died πππππππππ I had an asthma attack reading this π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
Can you post some performances from their thailand fanmeet? Just wondering if it's possible. If it's not then it's okπππππ
which performances would you like to see? :)
All of them ππππππ but any that you can are fine
122.) That pick-up line went in very different directions.
In the second pic, song lan agrees but in the last pic it's as if song lan's face is saying 'ily but why u so dumb baby?' ππππππππ
thank you, wei ying, for loving wen ning.
wei ying, who believed in him from the start.
wei ying, who accepted him for who he was.
wei ying, who went through the same self-belittling and self-blame.
wei ying, who knows being selfless can kill you in the end.
wei ying, who stuck with him until the end, even if heβs not physically there.
thank you, wei ying, for telling wen ning heβs worthy of being loved.
thank you for helping wen ning: the purest heart, know his worth.
thank you so much.
Who doesn't love tears in the mornin right???? ππππππππππππ
they have their characters fucking nailed down
This is what I mean when I say I love them ππππππππ
Wang Haoxuan was like 'if imma be stranded imma be stranded with my bae and nothin else bitch'
Liu Haikuan was like 'why ask my bf of course who else am I gonna bring'
Yu bin nailed sibling relationship he was like 'my older sister will do everything and I won't have any problems'
These people murder me ππππππβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ
siblingsΒ
If you're intended intention on posting this is to kill me and drown me in depression then you have successfully done so ππππππππππππππππππππ but nice pics the drawing's real cute ππππ
get you a man who will break down his own door when he hears your little sister shouting emergency
ALSO
I LOVE THIS SHOW SO MUCHΒ
At first I thought this was supposed to be heartwarming but then the second part came and I'm like 'damn bruh she be dealing cards like she in vegas bruh' ππππππππ
Everything about this post kills me ππππππππππ
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Can ji li not fucking kill me with how hot he looks ππππππππππππππππππππππππππ
The Untamed Boys in Thailand, performing "My Ambulance"
love how some of them are wearing heels yet bowen is still a giant
This is going to be their debut single.Β εΏθ·³ηθζΒ (Love Siren).
debut single WHAT
I AM DYING ππππππππππ CAN'T WAIT FOR THEIR DEBUT SINGLE SO JEALOUS TO EVERYONE WHO GETS TO GO TO THEIR BANGKOK FANMEET ππππ
I am so sorry to all of you who are waiting for my fanfics about noblesse and svss but my phone suddenly went haywire and I just managed to open it after a week of not being able to and now I have to send it to a shop to get it fixed and that might take a week or two so I'd just like to say I am very very very sorry for the wait and I will post the fanfic as soon as possible πππππππ
tattoo artist / florist au anyone???
ππππππππππππ I just fucking died someone pls write me thisππππππππππππππππππππππ
To hell with it. Imma make a svss fanfic where sqq and sqh get drunk as hell and lose their shit in front of their respective halves because they forgot about them. It started with a post and i will make it into a fanfic.
You know what? Imma write one hell of a soft and fluffy ass noblesse fanfic completely disregarding how it ended and it gon be soft and fluffy as fuck with everybody being happy af. Rai and franken are gonna be aoft and cute as hell. My fave trio are gonna have family moments with frankenrai. Gonna make first elder and third elder a couple with shinwoo as their kid. Imma make them one hell of a parental figure for all of the children yuna, sui and ikhan. I'm sad and i need a soft ass fic and to hell with it imma make it myself.
Wang Yibo in pink pajamas cut
OMG!!!!! THIS WAS SOOOOOOOO ADORABLE I DIED BITCHES πππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ
