Vera

MCD Fanatic (20) Check out my rewrite and my blabbing

[kadeyhailey]

[kadeyhailey]

first post

[roseinyoursaltwater]

Who the Mystreet characters would root for in The Summer I Turned Pretty

Aaron: Aaron thinks it’s a childish show and does not watch it

Aphmau: Conrad - she likes a mysterious man. Also Aphmau would so relate to Belly

Dante: Jeremiah. Do I need to explain?

Garroth: Conrad because Garroth sees himself as a first love. Garroth thinks he’s Aphmaus Conrad

Katelyn: she wants Taylor and Belly together

Laurence: Conrad. But like you know he relates to both of them

Lucinda: Lucinda thinks she should date both brothers

Nana: she has Instagram accounts dedicated to both ships. She loves love

Travis: Jeremiah - I just feel like he would

Vylad: he’s just rooting for Laurel

Zane: he says it’s a stupid show and he doesn’t watch it (he supports Conrad)

Note - lowkey have not posted in 40,000 years lol

[roseinyoursaltwater]

How the Mystreet Characters would react to the TikTok ban

Aaron: you think this man ever had TikTok to begin with? (Hot take, but I feel like this mans version of social media is gmail)

Aphmau: there were tears. Many tears. But was secretly happy to use YouTube again

Dante: Dante still had Instagram to follow models on, so Tik Tok wasn’t the end of the world for him.

Garroth: held a funeral for Tik Tok and all his saved videos. and had a toast in dedication to Tik Tok. He kept mentioning his video that had 3k likes. Invited the guys to join in on the toast but they looked at him with mostly concern

Katelyn: told everyone it wasn’t a big deal and people should be more intune with their surroundings (secretly will miss watching One Direction edits on there)

Laurance: he didn’t get attached to TikTok because he never recovered from the loss of Vine and was unironically using reels.

Lucinda: Wrote a letter to their state senators because where else was she going to post her GRWM videos?

Nana: she had her account for baking and was devastated to lose her platform. But she took it in stride (after having a breakdown about it to Aphmau)

Travis: his account was already banned and he didn’t know why.

Zane: said he didn’t use Tik Tok and it’s stupid. Really, he just used it to bully and gatekeep people from his emo music (he was gonna miss gatekeeping the most popular Emo bands of all time)

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[clownjuicebox]

Changed for the new year....

[momdusa]

From 3DBearnadette on tweeter...

[klapollo]

okay i looked into this and apparently this isnt even just dracula the wolfman and frankenstein's monster like. they're DESCENDANTS of them who are normal guys who turn into a vampire a werewolf etc. they do this to "atone" for the actions of their ancestors.

this is them normally and they apparently transform by slapping their hands together and shouting WACKO and this is called the "drak whack." dracula is alive too. they call him Big D.

[azure-aeon-soulstar]

There is no heterosexual explanation for this

[roseinyoursaltwater]

Big fan of making O’Khasis a kingdom and everything else are just lordships under O’Khasis

[roseinyoursaltwater]

Shadow Knights kind of give hyena energy. That’s it that’s the statement.

But no seriously. Shadow knights are like hyena or piranhas or other mindless - hungry machines that act as a collective.

[bitchlesshazard69]

MCD Garroth: I am truly sorry about these events, I should be more careful.

MCD Aphmau: It's fine really, no worries.

MCD Garroth: Maybe I should just kill myself

[roseinyoursaltwater]

My boyfriend inspired me to try writing my rewrite sooo I guess this account will be under construction

[roseinyoursaltwater]

Guys I think my bf is so Laurance coded. Floofy haired brunette who can cook AND has a satchel

(11 year old me finally benefiting from her manifesting)

[roseinyoursaltwater]

Mystreet Dante would be the biggest nicotine addict

[roseinyoursaltwater]

The worst things they do on a date

Aaron: would be really awkward with small talk

Aphmau: I don’t know how to explain this but I think she’d ask an inappropriate question - like not intentionally but she would just ask soemthing weird

Dante: his card would decline and he would get you to pay

Garroth: Garroth would accidentally spill his drink of you. He would be fumbling and knock the glass of the table

Katelyn: would not be interested in her date and would show that in facial expressions

Laurance: would talk about himself too much and critique the food

Lucinda: would hook up on the first date (no shame girlie we’ve been there) (girlboss)

Nana: would accidentally mention a fact she found while stalking yuor socials

Travis: would get lost and be late to the date or would not be able to find parking.

Zane: Zane doesn’t go on dates

Vylad: would come off too smart, very unintentional

[roseinyoursaltwater]

Lucinda would host love island watch parties

[roseinyoursaltwater]

Aphmau characters most likely to…

Aaron: most likely to have an extensive vinyl collection that is organized so thoroughly to the point no one else can touch it.

Aphmau: most likely to get a meal she didn’t order at a restaurant but will suffer through eating it out of fear of seeming rude to the waiter.

Dante: most likely to get catfished on tinder and would tell his friends he actually met a really hot girl and that it’s the best date he’s been on in years but when his friends start questioning him about seeing her again, he would lie and say she moved or got a boyfriend

Garroth: most likely to get lost a concert venue or stadium and would have to stand with a security guard or employee like a lost child while holding his merchandise waiting for his friends.

Katelyn: most likely to pay in cash everywhere and will complain to her friends everytime they go a cashless attraction or business.

Laurance: most likely to leave a yelp review because he over analyzes his food before eating it or he notices a small health code violation and his fingers are typing away.

Lucinda: most likely to take a mental health day but in all reality she’s getting her hair and brows done, nails done, filler, a wax and spending $500 shopping and getting a Starbucks drink or two.

Nana: most likely to getin a Stan war on Twitter and then get paranoid she’s going to get doxxed and then work up the girls about getting doxxed all for it to blow over two days later and then happen again a month or so later.

Travis: most likely to foster an animal and then try convincing the others they should keep said animal. (This happens every month and it’s hapepened with at least 20 animals)

Vylad: most likely to mention the most random-trauma-inducing-toe-curling-illegal lore to ever be mentioned and it would be mentioned over a nice family dinner which would kill on conversation and create dead air.

Zane: most likely to bond with a middle aged woman in any public setting like would msot deifntely become friends with 45 year old Jen who lives in the suburbs with three kids and a car salesmen husband. They would go brunch or gossip even though they’re total opposites.

[roseinyoursaltwater]

Rip Dante, you would’ve loved Tinder

Rip Laurance, you would’ve loved Hinge

Rip Garroth, you would’ve loved Eharmony

Rip Travis, you would’ve loved Bumble

(Me and my boyfriend broke up and this post is the closest to joy I’m having)

[roseinyoursaltwater]

My boyfriend and I broke up - sorry mutuals my vibes like nonexistent