But honestly, if u don't kiss ur rival what's the point?
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But honestly, if u don't kiss ur rival what's the point?
Fckin true
when my girl talks,you listen to her!
Jace: why you come to me when you drunk? Aegon: honestly? Jace: yes, please Aegon: Aemond kicked me out, and I don't have any more places to go Jace: and your chambers? Aegon, genuinely surprised: do I have them? Jace: gods help me
and for my resurrection i’ve decided that Jace is SOOOOOOO embarrassed to be even remotely attracted to Aegon.
like this is the most mortifying thing that’s ever happened to him in any and every universe
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you came back into my soul.
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JAEGON FOUND ALIVE AND WELL OH??!!!!!!! JAEGON NATION HELLO?!!!!!!!
modern aegonjace delusions save me, save me modern aegonjace delusions
Jacaerys: Why is your hair so long, uncle? ☺️
Aegon: None of your fucking business 😡
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Ten-second trivia: WHO’s the father of Aegon’s baby?
Imagine the King’s first and Omega son Aegon was found out to be preggo without getting married. Rumors were flying around Kingslanding and everyone in the city was guessing who fathered Aegon’s unborn children. This became the number one topic in all the taverns, gambling houses, or even brothels.
Games were set and the hot candidates were his siblings, Helaena and Aemond Targaryen. Some others bet their money on the Rogue Prince, Daemon Targaryen, Harwin Strong (in this universe he didn’t leave KL) and Ser Criston Cole, the princes’ master-at-arms.
Aegon at first experienced pregnancy heat and been sleeping, not knowing all of these. When he woke up, he found it all entertaining and quite enjoyable. He refused to reveal the baby’s father no matter how Alicent forced him to. He wandered in Red Keep and pissed off everyone he met including the King’s Hand, Otto Hightower.
The votes changed everyday with every news updated. Like Ser Criston escorted Prince Aegon to Kingswood the other day or Helaena was flying dragons with Aegon today. When Rhaenyra and her family visited KL, there was rumors about the princess decided to take her younger brother as the second wife as Aegon the Conqueror.
Meanwhile Jacaerys Velaryon wondered why no one assumed it could be him. Aegon was like “cause you are too righteous and pure as virgin in the smallfolk’s eyes. Now stop pouting and come listen to our baby’s heartbeats”
Aegon: what's up with you and Stark? Jace: kind of a relationship Aegon: why "kind of"? Jace: Luke Aegon: is he against it? Jace: half of it, he was more shocked that I wasn't top with Cregan Aegon, choking: WHAT Luke: see!! you broke Aegon too!!!
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Nobody talks about it, but Jacaerys has a really bad temper, it's easy to set him off. So imagine his reaction when he finds out that Aemond has been screwing his younger brother.
I can picture those two fighting in the mud while Lucerys screams for them to stop and begs Aegon to restrain Jace. As for Aegon, he just sits back and enjoys the show.
eldest son against eldest son.
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AEGON II TARGARYEN and JACAERYS VELARYON + parallels
I was watching Max really closely when I was coaching his teammate in F3, the only year he did in cars. And I know our car had a bit of understeer, in our team. It was turn 16 in Hungary and I watched him try and rotate it on entry. Couldn't. So, okay next lap. He put it over the apex curb and it kicked the rear out, like karting style in F3 and it was beautiful. And I was like hhhhaaaa. He's figuring this out at 16.... we're screwed.
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