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Hi *throws salmon*

heY. thank u.

#answered q.#rob.txt

crrrowley

GUYS !!!! LOOK AT THIS PREVIEW FOR THE NEXT COMIC !!! SMALLMARCH CANON VAMPIRE DAMIEN CANON!!!

(Artist is Jack Gross!!)

#smallmarch #UHHH YES?

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Unused Dream Daddy talking animations!

#you thought i was dead?#HA #i wish #nonetheless #check this out

i got lazy

#rosemary #my art #joseph christiansen #mary christiansen #robert small #dream daddy #ddads #i cannot draw

Joseph made bad decisions. So did Robert and Mary. Don't only point your finger at one character whilst there are many more involved.

#rob.txt #FOR EACH THEIR OWN #you like robert? like robert #you like mary? like mary #but honestly.#quit making them look like the GOOD GUYS #you wanna know about the good guys in game?#literally everyone else #sure!! you can still love em!#dream daddy #ddads #robert small #mary christiansen #joseph christiansen #brian harding #craig cahn #damien bloodmarch #hugo vega #mat sella

#y ALL #ARE SPOILING ME #dream daddy #ddads #hugo vega #craig cahn #joseph christiansen #robert small #damien bloodmarch #brian harding #dadsona #smallmarch #roseph #vegamarch #mat sella

#ddads #dream daddy #robert small #thank you kanye #very cool #I LOVE THIS #joseph christiansen #hugo vega #craig cahn #dadsona #brian harding #damien bloodmarch #mary christiansen #smallmarch #kind of

happy father's day, nerds. Give your dadsona or ultimate dream-daddy some love.

#rob.txt #ddads #dream daddy #joseph christiansen #robert small #brian harding #craig cahn #damien bloodmarch #hugo vega #y'all are nerds #my ultimate dream daddy?#death.#&& have a niiiice day :)

u resemble robert tbh

thank you??

#rob.txt #answered q.#wrow #i'm flattered :')#idk who this is #but i may also #suspect someone #bc i haven't posted any selfies here #though thank you for the compliment

one-shots feel like one-night-stands, fanfictions with multiple chapters are long-term-relationships which ended on good or bad terms and unfinished fanfictions relate to the ' it's complicated ' status.

#rob.txt #gross sobbing noises #fanfictions #are good though #thanks for contributing to fandoms @ writers #no wait. all creators:#thank u #information providers; thanks #editors: bless #everyone in fandoms;#gucci #rude ass fckrs #: no. bad

unpopular ddads update opinions

@ dream daddy devs, who told us that there’s going to be a BIG UPDATE to Dream Daddy very soon:

give us the option to let the dads date each other

give us the option to say no to Joseph on his yacht. (y’know what i’m talking about. perhaps it’s my own unpopular opinion but Robert asked the player TWO TIMES, if they were okay with it and if they wanted to continue to do ‘it’ in the first date. Unless the dream daddy devs wanted to put it out there that Joseph is an INCREDIBLY bad person, they should give us the option to reject said ‘offer’. (some people aren’t interested in sex,)

expand their stories!!! i wanna know more about all dads!!! their ex-wives/wives, ex-husbands!!! i also wanna know more about the kids!!!

actually give us religious Joseph content, (credit to Taichi for having that wholesome convo w me abt this) let him invite the player over to pray or help at church.

again, JOSEPH’S 3rd date, after Robert confronts you: He warns you about Joseph and it’d only be realistic if you got the option to back out after his warning. You can believe Joseph, or Robert. It’d be up to the player.

GIVE MARY A HAPPY ENDING GIVE MARY A HAPPY ENDING GIVE MARY A HAPPY ENDING

i know that the dream daddy devs told us there was no happy ending for Joseph/dadsona/mary because ‘homewrecking is bad!!!!!’, but... how about we (as dadsona) break them up for the sole purpose of making them happy again, individually. I don’t care if dadsona and Joseph would get together or not, Mary and Joseph’s relationship is toxic and not healthy for both of them.