This Is My Old Webkinz’ Username

My past life was a defeated coal miner’s wife She/they 22

[ollie-tanaka]

Fma Shitposts LOL(more will come)

(edit: Hoheniheim's legs were sticking out)

[phantomrose96]

When you meet Edward Elric he gives off the impression that he's the short-tempered hot-headed "violence is the answer to all life's questions" kind of protagonist, and it's in fact incredible character craft that he's actually the character who ends the series with a negative-3 kill count.

[phantomrose96]

people killed: 0

direct orders of "you really really need to kill this guy" ignored: 1

ongoing murders being committed by Ed's own friends/colleagues that Ed got in the way of to specifically stop that murder from happening: 2

[phantomrose96]

God's worst soldier Edward Elric. Showed up as the youngest member of the Amestrian army, took millions of dollars from them, never followed a single order, helped dismantle their fascist regime, left with a lower kill count than he arrived with, then fucked off to go be a house-husband. Character of all time.

[four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat]

@sherwonaut

[aiphelix]

I haven't posted this one yet either- from April

[t-rexseesyoursins]

Still never gonna be over the fact that it took Maes Hughes one night to figure out the truth about Amestris when it took the rest of the cast half the series

[mousegirlheart]

um actually there's nothing wrong with letting cats be outdoor pets. your cat is depressed locked inside forever. it's animal abuse. let it outside. more cats should be let outside more often. especially overnight.

[amiguruineapig]

[lycanycteris]

[hippy-craic]

[smeared1992]

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[redm00n-t]

Another drawing with Rose quartz. Another one. And another. MORE.

[assiraphales]

ngl whenever I think about malcolm in the middle I go kind of crazy because it truly was one of the most realistic series about working class america in a sitcom to date (as well as being funny as fuck). the parents both worked full time/overtime and struggled to pay their bills. the three boys shared a bedroom. they all lived on top of each other. the yard and house was constantly a mess bc there just wanted time. malcolm was a literal genius but it wasn’t enough—he still had to work full time out of highschool because he wasn’t privileged. the show reminded us that there’s not just one type of intelligence (reese flunked school but was a gifted chef). you could still have passions and hobbies even if you were poor, it just wasn’t as easy. the mom and dad loved each other, but they didn’t always like each other. the comedy came from the mundane day to day (despite there being outlandish and slapstick scenarios). they all loved each other despite being dysfunctional. idk I feel like it belongs in a display case it was so good

[tooquirkytolose]

The woes of being a shoujou fan

[baschool]

I like to think that whenever Ed wants to flirt with Winry he pulls up his pant leg like 2 inches to show off his automail like some victorian maiden exposing her scandalous ankles and Winry falls for it every time

[julaa-a]

Pearl

[autisticdin0saur]

I wanted to play "Stick the Crown on the King" for my medieval-themed birthday party. I thought it would be weird to use the actual king, so I used my real-life kings Dan and Phil

[autoenucleate]

hate it when people call ada lovelace the first female programmer, when in reality she was the first programmer ever. she wrote programs for a machine before it was ever constructed

[alicentsgf]

no you do not need to hold fictional characters "accountable". they are not real.

[alicentsgf]

[beyondgrayskies]

I apologize if this was already done before by someone else. But there was a great need to ensure it had been done at all that overcame that concern.

[beyondgrayskies]

Totally forgot I put this on here an age ago, BUT I’M BRINGIN IT BACK, BB.