Ignorance Abounds

Did the princess steal my buddies boat? Aye, captain.

[casey-and-andy-bitchez-blog]

[cyber-yeezuss]

best line ever 

[hairlikeagoddamngoddess]

Finishing your test first

[twisted-curse]

Being a senior

[d0wlingcollege-deactivated20170]

Clocking out of work

[breannewilliamson]

Walking out of a room filled with dildos

[rosesandrohypnol]

I know that someday you'll be sleeping, Darling, likely dreaming off the pain. I hope you'll hear me in the streetlight's humming, softly breathing out your name. I know that even with the seams stitched tightly, darling scars will remain. I say we scrape them from each other, darling, and let them wash off in the rain. And when they run into the river, oh no, let the water not complain. I swear that even with the distance, slowly wearing at your name, Your hands still catch the light the right way and Our hearts still beat the same.

[rosesandrohypnol]

You once said you'd run away with me, now you're running away from me. I've made mistakes, but never doubt that I love you. You took my heart and if you drop it now, I can promise you the pieces will never fit perfectly like they used to. I'm okay with that. No, actually I'm not, but if that's the price for all the wonderful memories we made, then I will pay it over tenfold. I feel lost knowing that you will no longer be here. Like a harpist without hands, i can only bang on the strings I used to love to touch so much. I breathe your name into the air, I etch your name into me. So dear, no matter how we part, know that I hold you sweetly in my head.

[rosesandrohypnol]

"Can I still get into heaven if I kill myself?"

[rosesandrohypnol]

I might as well be dead, cause this sure as hell ain't living.

[rosesandrohypnol]

I wish I didn't have to put on this facade for those around me, but I have to act happy so that I don't burden them with my troubles... My smile only goes skin deep though.

[jaredleto-deactivated20150813]

Uh oh…here we go again! #JaredHugginLeto

[eatyourheartoutsteve]

[eatyourheartoutsteve]

[kpfun]

[rosesandrohypnol]

all i'm getting from this is that everybody with sideburns is evil

[outofcontextdnd]

Ultimate thief

Rouge: I attempt to steal everything on the table.

*rolls 20*

DM: You steal everything, Including the table.

[swag-tears]

dying before your friends and welcoming them to hell like

[wunkolo]

I’m still fucked up at the fact that the longest piece of English fictional literature written by any human is a super smash bros brawl fan fic.

[saku-uruhas-deactivated20180413]

218 chapters 3.5 million words AND ITS STILL IN PROGRESS

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[weloveshortvideos]

[shinyebooks]

GET THIS OUT OF MY LIFE

[marz-pan-deactivated20260118]

oh my god

[rosesandrohypnol]

What do you want me to say? I'm sorry? Fine, I'm sorry I tried so hard to show you that I care. I'm sorry that I'm a little insecure because I always end up getting hurt. I'm sorry I'm fucking alive and wasting oxygen for the other 6 billion people on this planet. I won't bother you anymore.... Goodbye

[jensenscollins]

"There’s not enough money in the world to get me singing ‘Because We Want To’ again. I wouldn’t do it. I think Beyonce Knowles got a couple of million for a private show but I would be happy to turn it down."