[snap-crackle-cunt]

yuna: how long have you two been dating?

ilya: uh. like. one spoonful of pasta ago. you were there. we have been fucking for like a decade tho

[thulium]

[april]

ⓘ Tip You can skip part of the day by taking a nap.

[iwantadamusername]

⚠︎ Tip

Nap lengths are always randomised.

[happyoracle]

[iero]

HEATED RIVALRY 1.05 | 1.06

[stillgotscars]

this part of stevie nicks’ interview with rolling stone is taking me out

[charl0ttan]

[dykekarkat]

eventually yuna's gonna b like "it's really upsetting u cant get pregnant because your children would've been the best hockey players of all time" and shane will look at her like she shot a dog in front of him

[icecreamsandwichofficial]

Rose Landry highest self esteem of all time. she has mediocre sex a couple times with a guy who seems not all that into it and goes "hm. Well, I'M definitely not the problem. the only possible answer is that he is Gay."

impeccable reasoning, no notes.

[thisfeebleheart]

Shane loves his personal space. Ilya also loves Shane's personal space.

[twinkhole-destroyer]

you ‘had’ sex? where did it go

[twinkhole-destroyer]

what

[squeakitties]

following weird horny furries who are into shit like pooltoys and transformation and stuff is enrichment. the vitamins and minerals of posting

[squeakitties]

[valentinedefectiveagency]

Blessed are the freak for they shall inherit the earth

[wtf-is-hockey]

People are so stuck on the idea of jealous Ilya picking fights with strangers online for thirsting after Shane they miss out on bragging rights Ilya. If Shane did the same Peloton ad in the HR universe Hudson just did, #myilya would never shut up. He’d be the most insufferable man Twitter has ever seen. Nobody would be able to tell him fucking anything. Damn right the whole fucking Internet wants his husband carnally. He is this 🤏 close to posting a sex tape to keep the hype going and only manages to restrain himself because Shane’s panic attack would be fatal.

[byjove]

I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.

[byjove]

[justgot1]

At the post office today:

Man with beautiful silver undercut and a coach bag: can I get a sheet of stamps please

Clerk: does it matter what kind?

Man, with homosexual despair: EVerything matters to me, unFORtunately.

[quakerjoe]

[rylandsgrace]

#Welcome back, Sharpay

High School Musical 2 (2007) dir. Kenny Ortega // Madwoman - Laufey (2026)