Concept: A witch cat that’s too fat to fly
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
One Nice Bug Per Day
noise dept.
Monterey Bay Aquarium
sheepfilms
Misplaced Lens Cap
AnasAbdin
$LAYYYTER

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

pixel skylines

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Sweet Seals For You, Always

oozey mess
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Three Goblin Art
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
todays bird

Product Placement

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@rosewashere1
Concept: A witch cat that’s too fat to fly
tfw your coworker is such a creep that you’d literally rather be kidnapped by the local supervillain than be around him
Please can I have some more, op :’D
Honestly this is why I was sad when Megamind became a hero I wanted him to be the local supervillain who keeps the peace by ensuring he’s the only criminal in the game. And Metroman has a big staged fight with him every fortnight or so. And Roxanne gets ‘kidnapped’ by Megamind frequently but it’s really for a date so Metroman just goes ‘cool, pick you two up in three hours k?’ But publically Roxanne and Metroman are dating even if everyone knows the truth, it’s a fun charade. And whenever a ‘real’ supervillain shows up Megamind and Metroman have this big dramatic ‘truce’ to team up and fight the bad guy Coming up with increasingly convoluted motivations so that Megamind is technically still evil. They have all night writing workshops and everything.
Anyway that’s why I love this comic, because it feeds into that possibility.
Wa-
I’m
I’m listening
I’m very listening
Metroman, a raging homosexual, awkwardly holding Roxanne’s hand in public: AH YES. MY FEMALE GIRLFRIEND. THAT I AM DATING.
Out of Touch
Out of Touch Thursday
OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY
but im out of my head when you’re not around…
If you guys have ADD/ADHD, autism, OCD, or something else that affects your ability to concentrate, I highly recommend the chrome extension Mercury Reader. You just open whatever link you're using, then click on the MR icon (it should look like a rocket) and it'll simplify the page so that it's in a focus-friendly layout. Instead of having random pictures and word boxes all over the screen, it'll be in a vertical format with nothing to distract you so you can focus on what's important. You can also adjust the text size (small, medium, large), font (serif, sans), and theme (light, dark). And the best part is, it's completely free! It's honestly one of the best things I've ever downloaded.
This is an article without the extension. See that messy format, and how the actual article content only takes up a fraction of the page? It's no wonder it took me 7 hours to write that paper.
The same article, this time with Mercury. The user-friendly settings are at the top, and the rest of the article is formatted vertically down the middle with no free-roaming pictures or words. How nice.
If you’re a Firefox user, the FF version is Tranquility Reader.
the girls are all here
i think there needs to be a lying face down emoji
maybe op meant one of the more realistic full body ones but this mental image was so strong
i’m in tears over this, why do you people think existential dread comes with a full ass out event
fingers in his ass sunday
you know what day it is
addicted to fingers in his ass sunday
We talk a lot about consent, and that’s a good thing. We talk a lot about autonomy, and that’s a good thing. We talk a lot about privacy, and that’s a good thing.
But we talk mostly about all of that in respect to sex, and relationships, and it’s important to remember this applies to other things, too.
If someone says, “don’t tell anyone I got this new job,” and you then tell people, you’ve violated their consent, their privacy, and their autonomy.
If a friend says, “I don’t like it when people touch my hair,” and you keep touching their hair, you have violated their consent, their autonomy, and their privacy.
If a coworker asks you not to tease them about their new boyfriend, even if it seems like gentle and friendly fun to you, and you do it, you’ve violated their consent, their autonomy, and their privacy.
People remember these things, and they hurt. Not as much as sexual assault, obviously. But those small violations of your wishes, those instances of disrespect, still hurt, and they can add up.
Consent doesn’t just apply to sex. Respect the wishes of others.
If someone one says to stop tickling them. STOP! This applies even if they are a kid. Consent is for everyone.
idk about you guys but I think this is the best video to ever exist
posted by: @gekiomi
HIS NAME IS MAMESUKE. THAT’S LIKE CALLING A DOG “BEANBOY”
discord server for silent video game protagonists
chell, doomguy, link, samus, and master chief are all in the server and not one of them has ever sent a message in it. they all consider the others to be their closest friends
there’s a channel where Red sends pictures of all of his pokemon and they all get a Thumbs Up emoji react from everyone else
skinny people will really be like yes you were bullied to the point where you hate running eating laughing and existing in public for fear of being made fun of or viewed as disgusting simply because you’re fat and had to scrape out your own self worth because people constantly reminded you that they think being fat is the worst thing you could possibly be and yes you never saw yourself represented in media except as the butt of a joke and yes you still despise clothes shopping because you never get to wear anything cute made for people your age because trendy fashion is almost always made for skinny people and yes people on tik tok and instagram and twitter take all the clothes in your size to make their two piece sets making it even harder to find things you like that fit you and you’ve had diet culture pushed on you since you were a kid but people used to wrap their thumb and pointer around my wrist so im the victim here actually?
all of the above
I’m making a version without the puzzle peice because the history behind that symbol is rather offensive.
Reblogging this version, sorry about the first time everyone!
Tiny unit
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we all talk about piss
sorry I didn’t finish this post because Tumblr wanted me to add a gif and this was the first one suggested and iwas laughing to hard to remember what i was going to say
We got land before time or bill nye today so you can choose