shania

[pelicanhypeman]

Lmao happy pride from Smash Mouth

[thefrenchdadarchive-deactivated]

[stonecrop]

I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants. 

[made-of-love-and-stars]

THIS.

[tr4shpandaa]

Don’t forget kids, jewelweed is a natural counteragent to poison ivy rashes but it won’t do shit against whooping cough

[dovewithscales]

Mint for nausea, valerian and chamomile for sleep, antibiotics for fucking infections.

[6937529469274696869-deactivated]

my phone at 8% but my pussy? Fully charged.

[godwasthefirstthotslayer]

Yeah cus you never use it

[bvbblebeam]

[jaidefinichon]

[mousenemy]

Oh

[jolly-ob-saint-nixilis]

Its about time to move on from this Minecraft town so it’s time to say goodbye to

What’s under the train station / zombie driving school

[jolly-ob-saint-nixilis]

But not just under the train station / zombie driving school. But in the basement.

But not just in the basement

But in the sub-basement

But below the sub-basement

Is the sub-sub-basement.

[jolly-ob-saint-nixilis]

And under the sub-sub-basement

Is the underwater tunnel. A dangerous dark underwater tunnel that requires most of your health to get through. After the underwater tunnel you have to go through

The sub-sub-sub-basement. Which leads to

The second underwater tunnel. Which leads to

The door

But behind The Door…

[jolly-ob-saint-nixilis]

Is Jeff

[picsthatmakeyougohrrm]

hrrm

[1-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

[1-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

i was laughing so hard at this while i was looking at my phone my mom asked 2 see it & when i showed her she said “NUDITY ?!”

[eloseeoh]

[playygrl-deactivated20221219]

People: What do you do for a living?

Me: What i want.

[xenosagaepisodeone]

Guy Mouse in this car dealership I’m in: Hee Hee Hee I Am A Silly Mouse :)

Girl Mouse in this car dealership I’m in: Hey Peebrain, Would you fuck me? Would you fuck a rodent? Would you perform an affront to God for curvaceous rat pussy?

[ripcstiaalisonsselena-deactivat]

me: i hate violence

also me: *sees a trump supporter*

[roses4pepe]

being a democrat is embarrassing lol

[ripcstiaalisonsselena-deactivat]

i’m a gemini you dumb bitch

[hellish-undeath]

On a job application: “What is your preferred name and gender, we value diversity, so be honest.” Me: 

[dyslexicpoodle]

I don’t know what this means.  I’ve never filled out a form that said that.

[teddytheebear]

they’re asking you to disclose if you’re transgender. legally, they can’t ask or consider someone’s gender in hiring someone, so they get around it by giving you the option of telling them yourself. if you “volunteer” the information, that’s legal.

its like when they try to figure out if you’re poor by asking if you have “reliable transportation,” hoping that ppl will explain that they dont have a car without actually being asked. things like that.

its a scummy thing to do, especially in this case where theyre presenting it like a “diversity” thing.

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

^^^^ Never answer those questions honestly if you actually want the job.

[amthsts-remade-deactivated20191]

My managers have personally told people that anyone who puts anything like that outside of just “male or female” gets their application tossed immediately. Btw if an interviewer asks if you have reliable transportation, don’t say anything but “yes I do” that’s it!!!!! Don’t say another word don’t say you take the bus or walk or bike or get rides or uber don’t say anything!!!!! Just say yes and that is it they cannot require any sort of proof of transportation.

[gitgey-deactivated20171125]

Shit. I didn’t know that about transportation but I'mma start doing it now.

[archionblu]

I just took a class where one of the things we had to go over was interviewing to hire. 

The entire process was super gross and made me feel scummy and unethical. SO!

Here is an article (that we used in class) that covers 30 Interview Questions Potential Employers are Not Allowed To Ask You (and what they might ask you instead). 

Be on the look out for any of these questions. 

[markv5]

Любимое место с детства.

[napoleanbonafarte]

“Favorite spot since childhood”

[krzskhgjzhgjhdljzhgusyhyqafasfa]

[downwithneocolonialism]

[downwithneocolonialism]

[abolishtocreate]

The USA are a hellscape

[nb-tomfool]

this whole fucking post reads like satire but its not

[apersnicketylemon]

If that’s not enough to show the USA is an active dystopian nightmare idk what is

[dankmemeuniversity]

[kirkendauhl]

[ultraviolet-techno-ecology]

Tooth Infection: Can literally kill you and wreck your overall physical health. United States: Dentistry is a frivolous cosmetic luxury which we should bar the poor from having. To even have access to a dentist should be a sign of affluence akin to some forms of plastic surgery. How else will we laugh at the poor and their disgusting toothless mouths which showcase how inferior and uneducated they really are in comparison to our pearly-smiled perfection? 

[theybby-deactivated20231001]

Not to start a war or anything, but ya realize interracial relationships don’t need a white person, at all.

[theybby-deactivated20231001]

This post started a war.

[acaseymonster]

The comments on this post are bonkers. But I also want to point out that I feel like this should go for mixed races in roleplaying games too. Like why in my half-orc automatically half orc and half human? Why is human + something else the default for those? What if I want like half dwarf and half tiefling in my dnd campaign? c’mon!!

[reverseracism]

Um, this post is about actual humans in real life tho…

not dungeons and dragons, sis.

[ororomunroedontpullout]

This is why y’all belong in lockers fr fr