cronch

*PLEASE DON'T ACTUALLY INGEST YOUR ROSIN [this is a pro-proper use of rosin blog.]

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

[cool-dad-deactivated20240526-de]

[carcrashstra]

[dadwhosagirl]

@rosin-official

[rosin-official]

do not

[rosin-official]

how did the cronch meme come about and how can i Make It Stop

[rosin-official]

Didn't y'all eat rosin?

n.....no?

but please. don’t eat rosin

[flutejesus]

y'all remember the great rosin scandal of exactly this time last year

[moz-arent]

don’t remind them, they might start again

[rosin-official]

it's dead and buried, don't resurrect it

[rosin-official]

How did there come to be an entire blog dedicated to cronching rosin. Also why.

lord i wish i knew.(this is an anti-cronching, pro-responsible-rosin-use blog.)

[in-the-key-of-f-major]

@rosin-official​ the fact that your tag #please do not actually ingest your rosin thanks exists at all is frankly rather terrifying

[official-f-minor]

do people actually eat rosin

[rosin-official]

well i better hope not

[in-the-key-of-f-major]

Remember kids, get at least 8 hours of sleep, stay in school, and CRONCH YOUR ROSIN CRONCHCRONCH.

Everything was going well until the end of this ask.

(Seriously, do NOT cronch your rosin.)

[moz-arent]

Rosin is poisonous when ingested so please don’t cronch it

Drink water instead

[in-the-key-of-f-major]

@rosin-official I’m trying my best but I can’t stop anons from popping into my inbox with this nonsense.

[rosin-official]

uh please, please do NOT consume your rosin thanks

[rosin-official]

new meme:

wholesome rosin use

[pyotr-ilyich-daddy]

Overruled. C R O N C H

[moz-arent]

I’m disappointed

[rosin-official]

sigh

[in-the-key-of-f-major]

i misread couch as cronch and no thanks to the rosin-cronching side of tumblr for that

[classical-carp]

cronch the couch

[in-the-key-of-f-major]

please do not cronch furniture

[a-screaming-flute]

couch the cronch

[mikumiku2013]

couch the cronching cronchy couch

[moz-arent]

Cease and desist

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

wow…. really makes you wonder about your language

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

yea i know it says cranch

[keab42]

Love the cranch

[dayoldhakarl-deactivated2021011]

Language and how it evolves is so goddamn fascinating.

[moz-arent]

Sometimes @classicalcarp pops to reblog something and then falls off the face of the earth again

[classicalcarp-deactivated201805]

wow i didn’t ask to be called out like this

[moz-arent]

Too bad, you popped up after months of being gone so it had to be done

[classicalcarp-deactivated201805]

fair enough. greetings sister

[moz-arent]

Hello sis! How have you been?

[classicalcarp-deactivated201805]

i’ve been good! lots of progress in my music, i have a recital in a few months. what about you?

[moz-arent]

Good good. I’m starting to prepare for college auditions and I’m playing a concerto with my HS Orchestra next year.

May I inquire about how long you are here for? I believe @secretstradivarius is curious.

[classicalcarp-deactivated201805]

thats awesome! you seem to be doing well.

and yes you may; my answer to your inquiry is that i really just popped on to see the world burn.

how is everyone? our family? the anons? are the rosin cronchers still cronching? any exciting developments?

[moz-arent]

Well, it’s always nice to see you regardless of how long you’re here to visit. The world has quite reached burning point yet. Maybe boiling point though.

I believe everyone is well. I think @classical-crap and @classical-carp are doing well. The crunching has finally died off, thank the music gods. Nothing really exciting has happened as far as I’m aware. There was a problem with copycat blogs for different people at one point but I think that has died down

[rosin-official]

well at least i hope the cronching has died down

[battleshipping]

the real forbidden snack

[viola-trash]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

[rosin-official]

NO

[d-triple-sharp-major]

hey guys guess what i still exist hope you’re all slorping your rosin at least twice a day i’ll check up on you in 2 weeks

[rosin-official]

please don't

[rosin-official]

new meme:

wholesome rosin use

[rosin-official]

hi is the cronch meme dead already

[rosin-official]

my cat licked my bow the other day and he was fine. does this mean it’s ok to eat rosin

uh you shouldn't try it for starters