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Finnish transdude reblogging all kinds of weird shit

[dailycatsblog]

[kosmogrl]

[lunarriviera]

[transfemmbeatrice]

thought of this immediately and was delighted to discover it’s the same op

[jessaerys]

i think it's beautiful that cats eat you if you die in your apartment and nobody finds you for a while. i don't know why it's used as anti-kitty cat propaganda as if eating you means they don't love u. if i died and no one found me for a while i would want my kitty cat to eat me bc i love her so much and i don't want her to starve. it's not her fault i'm too dead to give her her fancy feasts. she's going thru something scary ok. i don't know a single cat owner who doesn't feel the same way

[demigodoreo]

A mood

[animentality]

[rylandsgrace]

I feel seen

[draconym]

Me: Fuck, the paper towels I want are on the top shelf.

The Sir David Attenborough That Lives In My Brain: Being smaller-than-average presents an added challenge to foraging ... but necessity is the mother of invention. A little creativity turns a baguette into a tool, and voilà--

(paper towel roll falls on my face)

Sir David Attenborough, pleasantly: Success.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Some weird little freak has been eating my lemons but ONLY the skin part

[elodieunderglass]

Me in the corner with suspiciously fresh breath: weird must be someone with a real. Zest for life

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

2% of the replies to this post: That's rats or possums

98% of the replies to this post: Lemon stealing whores

[ryan-sometimes]

Today on clownery from my fraternity: I started “pavlov training” this guy from my frat as a joke but now it’s actually working

[ryan-sometimes]

Context: This guy from my frat (I’m in a coed academic frat) is really into geography, and he’s been trying to learn all the state capitals of Brazil. I happen to be Brazilian, so I’ve been helping him learn them along with pronunciations. One day I was eating a pack of m&ms and decided to quiz him. If he got the question right he got an m&m, and if he got it wrong I’d eat it. Thus a tradition between us was born. If I’m eating a snack I’ll quiz him a bit and give him a tiny treat if he’s right.

Anyways, today I was in our frat lounge eating some m&ms by myself, kinda minding my own business. I eventually got really bored and wondered what would happen if I gave everyone in a lounge an m&m except for him, so I did that. He noticed and then started dropping every Brazilian state capital he could think of, getting increasingly desperate until he just started naming random Brazilian cities. A few of them he repeated multiple times to get the perfect pronunciation. It was like watching a dog do every trick it knows in rapid succession, just hoping something would get a treat. I eventually gave him a few m&ms and started wondering what the hell I’ve done

[hexquestt]

[mychemicallazaruspit]

Thank you @clearancecreedwatersurvival :O (genuine, I love learning new things)

[sloppystyle]

Happy Send Me On My Way Sunday

[thunderbottle]

he’s on his way

[pumpkster-deactivated20250205]

ayo i found 2 pages with head angles of humans and animals, could be useful to anyone reading this

hoomans

animals

[netheritenugget]

Holy FUCK, this is an amazing tool.

[scrabbleknight]

Reblogging for my artist fellows.

[i-imade-a-thing]

Reblog this!

[runawaymarbles]

What is this?

a dachshund ("DOCK-sinned")

a dachshund ("dash-hound")

a wiener dog

a sausage dog

other

i have never seen this kind of dog in my whole sad life

Voting ended onJun 6, 2024

Edit: English only. Sorry Germans. I'm sure there's a correct way to say it but I don't know it.

[vierranliveshere]

I went through all the notes and did not see one single person explain what the Germqan word Dachs means. It means badger. These dogs are shaped like sausages so they can go into badger dens. To hunt them. If you have read Redwall you can appreciate just how insane this is.

[talesfromtreatment]

For those who may not have known, welcome to being part of today's 10,000.

This is also why these dogs are often bitey little shits full of attitude at the vet... you have to be exactly that to take on a fucking badger in its den. Weirdly, they have astoundingly shitty teeth in general... something you would NOT expect for a dog designed to go after badgers.

[waspcup]

hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please

[clearcutcasualty]

“Do you think seahorses write fpreg” and the many other riveting things my friend texts me right before I go to work

[perfect-puppy]

[prinz-myshkin]

Bothersome beast, comforting friend

[orteil42]

no school ever prepared me for what would turn out to be my principal preoccupation as an adult: making sure i cook and eat all the food i bought before it goes bad