bitchwhy

[rosybro]

I once ate a piece of white bread with only mustard on it#jail #smh #starve

[atiredgemini]

[nowhites]

me @ my country boy

[pchcrew]

how to be a winner

[bambi---eyes-deactivated2017110]

This is so important

[sweeettsugar-deactivated2016061]

bruh 👏🏾😂.

[shadykingnick-deactivated201601]

Home girl boutta schmooze her way through college

[ashweenis]

ranessence tantrummm

[2opinionatedblackgirls]

That discussion board one actually works. Got an A in that portion of my Senior Sem doing that. This is gold.

[kingrudegyalchina]

@thesickestsinner

[trentmaverick]

This is her calling. You can DEFINITELY use the same hacks at your job with a few tweaks here & there!

[theladyofthedarkcastle]

Literally this is how I’ve survived 3.75 years of college. This is gold. This is truth.

[theflyingfoxy]

Passing college like a Slytherin………I love it

[sexhaver]

[thatdarnwaffleopolis]

Oh no.

[paulsrockinpagoda]

Oh no.

[skellyscoo]

Oh no.

[rosybro]

Oh yes

[googleimagesofgod]

*sees someone looking at their partner with genuine love and care* need me a freak like tht

[theinternetsanimals]

[rosybro]

Hi my names chubby

[rosybro]

I'm a stay at home mom

[maybelline]

When you’re dreaming of lipstick.

[bloomflowersbloom]

[kaijuno]

Today I learned how to hack unmonitored CCTV cameras. I’m currently watching a dog run around in a backyard in Berlin.

[kaijuno]

update: i found a barn cam that has a horsie in it and i’m in poland AND i have audio output so i can talk to the horsie

[kaijuno]

update: THERE’S TWO HORSIES AND ONE OF THEM IS A BABY

[kaijuno]

do u see the horsies 

[kaijuno]

I’VE FOUND BUNNIES

[kaijuno]

okay okay now i’ve found dogs

[cockyhorror]

This is the most innocent hack ever

[yvvxv-deactivated20180523]

*stares at selfies until they turn ugly* I knew it

[nintendette]

Everytime a Florida Man is arrested, the spirit of Florida leaves his body and possesses another.

[fag]

Having sex in elevators is wrong on so many levels.

[i-remember-there-was-mist]

Today I shut my cat in the fridge.

Okay, so here’s the deal.  Tali loves the fridge.  I don’t know why, but every single time we open it, she bolts for it and jumps in.  She crawls into the back of the fridge and nestles int the smallest little corner she can.  Now naturally, my biggest fear has been that I’ll close the fridge without knowing she’s in there.  And of course, today I went to go grab my Brita filter to pour myself some water.  I wasn’t really watching the fridge, and I just opened and closed it really quickly to put the Brita back while I was looking somewhere else.  And then I looked around and realized that Tali had been in the kitchen, and now she was nowhere in sight.  So immediately, I throw open the fridge door, and there is is, hanging out in the back, content as can be.

[i-remember-there-was-mist]

Fridge cat just got weirder.  Today Tali got into the bathroom while I was showering, which of course made me a little nervous.  I didn’t want her to freak out and hurt herself or go on a scratching spree.  But evidently she loves water, so she jumped in and just splashed around for a while and got back out.  But then she kept whining to get back in, so my boyfriend put a cooler down so she could get in and out with ease, which she took great advantage of.  She’s soaking wet now, and very content.  

[i-remember-there-was-mist]

I told Tali she was famous.  She and her stuffed husky celebrated.

[theapatheticstag]

This is the kind of content I joined for

[ctrlroxy]

Can Tali and I hang out sometime

[lumpnuggets]

if i ever get a DUI, i’d like it to go like this 

[littlecofiegirl]

do yourself a favor and watch this. seriously. but plz don’t drink and drive.

[helloitsbees]

nature is amazing

[tittytaytay]

the ending 😂😂😂

[tronnortbh]

Never have I ever had a bae that I thought was straight but turned out to be gay

[distinguishedbaloney]

[caden]

We were funnier in 2010 than we are now