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[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

White supremacist trying to form a straight-pride parade accidentally lets truth slip at city council meeting

This is like something straight out of Parks and Rec

[stuck-in-jelly]

The Opposite of The 5 Stages Of Grief

[siphersaysstuff]

[jackscarab]

[man speaking, continues sentence]

“… to justify attacks against us in that part, and when they come you’re going to turn right around and say, ‘Oh, we deserved it.’ We haven’t done anything. We’re a totally peaceful racist group, of –”

[crowd starts laughing]

[laughter, shouting, applause]

[kuvaton]

[rap--skullion]

This picture is worth WAY more than a thousand words.

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

©一边航来一遍拍

[hclark70]

[pulsatingsound-deactivated20211]

HOW

[unamusedsloth]

[thebootydiaries]

the white boy in my class better stop calling me a terrorist or we gonna end up like this

[jashnebahara]

op what does this mean

[thebootydiaries]

im gonna marry him

[khubaani]

wtf do you mean you’re gonna marry him?

[thebootydiaries]

listen. i said what i said

[outofcontextarthur]

[theproblematicblogger]

[theproblematicblogger]

Ahhhh yes that’s the good stuff

[mr-psycho-bunny]

[saturn-itself]

what the fuck century was this set in, anyway?

[x-menunited]

[marxisforbros]

“There’s a cure?!” asked the girl that kills everything she touches.  “Hey shut up we’re perf” replied the girl that makes clouds. 

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anyways the way i see it if you’re lucky enough to get thebootydiaries to snap you back, you’re lucky enough

[thebootydiaries]

i thought this said “snap your back” and then “i don’t remember snapping someone’s spine 2day but ok why are they happy”

[oshacompliantmagicalgirl]

Reblog if you would let thebootydiaries paralyze you by spinal trauma

[read-me-loud-and-queer]

i want thebootydiaries to come into my home and snap my spine, killing me instantly

[thebootydiaries]

[tiktokarchive]

[ruelukas22]

The best about this is she clearly planned this but actually seeing it made her crack up so hard she could barely get the timing right for the second bit.

[southernsideofme]

[thearcalian]

@tron

[dustrial-inc]

Fuck.

[pointedahead]

Look, if you’re going to make me use a key card to tap into a secure room it better be as extra as this. No excuses. 

[srsfunny]

Wolves React To Gamekeeper Who Had Been Away On Maternity Leave

[iconuk01]

“WHERE’S YOUR PUPPY! WE WANNA SEE YOUR PUPPY! DID YOU JUST HAVE THE ONE? DO YOU HAVE THEM WITH YOU? ARE THERE PHOTOS?”

[tealdeertamer]

I’m not a hundred percent positive but I’m pretty sure this is the wild life center where I visited wolves.

And the safety briefing included the question “So if you’re pregnant, do you want to know or not?”

Turns out there had been a bit of an awkward situation once where the keepers had casually mentioned a woman’s pregnancy in a group, and she herself didn’t even know yet. Turns out the wolves are excellent at telling if you’re pregnant and the keepers can tell based on their body language.  They get all odd and careful around pregnancy. (Even wolves knows that you have to take care of pregnant people.)

So they definitely knew she was pregnant.

And if I remember my BBC documentaries right, a wolf will leave the pack to give birth and introduce the cubs to the pack once she feels ready for it. And maternity leave is flexible but often around 6 months so they’re going “YOU WERE GONE FOREVER! WE WERE SO WORRIED! WHERE ARE THE CUBS?? WE HAVE TO GREET THE CUBS!!“ 

Also the two on her back are fighting over who gets to greet her first. Giving and receiving attention is a commodity that goes by hierarchy and if you don’t accept that there will be scuffles.. The wolf lying down next to her isn’t chill about her coming back, it’s just submissive to the other wolves and waiting for it’s turn to show excitement.

[words4bloghere]

Now I can see why we domesticated these adorable jerks.

[stephendann]

Wolf packs have maternity leave?

[0x5742]

Wolves: better than American companies.

[damagaladriel-deactivated201405]

[macintush-deactivated20140612]

this kid looks like he didn’t just hear the greatest joke of all time when in fact he did

[passion]

“pokemon is running out of ideas”

geodude was a rock with arms

[powerburial]

no, he also had eyes, and a mouth, and a strong brow, and a great personality

[slab-o-meat]

gordan ramsey said this on kitchen nightmares and it blew me away so i took a screenshot but amazon prime app censored me and handed me this work of art

[zsnes]

i thot this was from evangelion

[black-cubes]

[betaleon]

[gunzonyatmblr]

Bruh this shit was amazing

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

GO BABY GO OMG

[thaunderground]

Poetry in motion

[datmos]

My jaw dropped

[viqueen]

HER NAME IS ANTARA AND SHE’S MEXICO’S GRAND CHAMPION AT THE VERTICAL WALL CLIMB LOOK AT HOW HAPPY SHE IS!! SHE KNOWS SHE’S A GOOD GIRL!!! 

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[nicasiosilang]

the wags on the way down

[jhameia]

WHAT A GOOD DOG

[julebug123]

Utilizing a pitbull’s skill competitively without hurting the animal or other dogs???? I fux with it. 👍❤️

[mess-inside-and-out-deactivated]

So fucking great