Zombie

ollie | 18 |they/she | technically achillian, prefer label of gay | femme enby

[rotten-psycho-zombie]

This gif is really important

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

recently I've been enjoying adding "not in a sexual way, obviously" to sentences which previously would have been quite difficult to interpret in a sexual way

[potatopirate]

[girlmostlikely]

Jaw on the floor

[notreblogs]

holy shit

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

one thing I respect the hell out of is little kids lying down on the floor in public. they have had ENOUGH and are ready to go HOME and are willing to be a HUGE INCONVENIENCE about it. we can learn so much from them

[lualuadraw]

accidentally too straightforward courtship

[pukicho]

I like to wake up and go to bed

[pukicho]

Never mind, too relatable. I like to piss and eat mildew.

[rotten-psycho-zombie]

Guys, I think

[rigormqrtis]

[narutwitter]

[please-let-me-be-horny-for-real]

Just fyi, all the shirts and hoodies you're stealing? I'm gonna fuck you in all of them.

[lilyblisslys]

jeez these gap employees are hardcore

[parkayquarts]

EVERYTHING HAPPENS TO ME

[rotten-psycho-zombie]

It sure does

[cncrrr]

almost convinced all my friends that these guys are my ocs

my highlight of 2024:

[cncrrr]

adult fbacc artdump number two

[homophobla]

Not a fan of #gay #peiple

[rotten-psycho-zombie]

Same.

[rotten-psycho-zombie]

I forgot I had the hashtag “dream” blocked… 2020 was fucking wild

[bearie]

i forget baby bugs don't really exist not in the way i want them too anywYs. i was like how come ive never seen a baby beetle i bet theyre soo cute and then i googled and i was like oh right. grub

[owlyfisher]

grasshopper nymph.

[c-rowlesblogs]

hey, don’t cry— grasshopper nymph, okay?

[hapalopus]

Bugs with complete metamorphosis (beetles, butterflies, antlions, wasps) typically have 'grubs', while bugs with incomplete metamorphosis have 'baby bugs'. Examples include (but aren't limited to) mantises, crickets, roaches, stink bugs, stick bugs, and treehoppers

Most non-insect arthropods also have a baby stage, such as centipedes, spiders, lobsters, and isopods

[chimaeras501st]

A Baby mantis at my friends house!

[rotten-psycho-zombie]

So tiny I just wanna kiss them

[hungwy]

I like saying "I'll allow it" only in contexts where I have no power or authority