nemo @rottenclownfish - Tumblr Blog

pretending to be a sims character to get through my life

#sims #relatable?#meme #idk man #how do i tag stuff #how does tumblr work #mental health #breakdown

just got an email and all that's in the adress bar is "Yo, pull up"

this corporate bullshit is trying me

#corporate bullshit #email #mythical mail pull #the guy this email came from is also so hilariously generic i am in tears #like wdym a fourty y/o man with a corporate job typed this into the adress bar #i am in tears

when the digital mock-up is so bad, you gotta whip out pen and paper

#artists on tumblr #small artist #art #mockup #i did a digital mock-up and it was so bad i immediately exited the program and went in search of pen and paper

ik that queer people tend to flock together before even knowing they're queer, but the ratio of gay to straight men in thai bl dramas needs to be studied.

wdym 8 out of 8 guys are gay and also conveniently in love with one of the others

#thai drama #thai bl #queer community #queer friend group #idk man #oh fuck it i'm name dropping them #my engineer the series #dare you to death #love by chance

love it when a whole relationship can be summarised by

"i like you and you like me"

"no, i don't"

"yes, you do"

"yes, i do"

"no, you don't"

"no, i don't"

"i still like you tho"

"i like you, too"

"well, why didn't you say so"

crashout material

#shitpost #i guess #i genuinely still have no idea how to tag shit #dare you to death #relationship dynamics #rambles #fanfics

oh you wanted to have a chill evening?

too bad, i caught a spider in my room two hours ago, and now i have to check every corner of the room in twenty minute intervals

#phobia #tw spiders #arachnophobia #fight or flight #lowk going insane #it's not a problem if it's not diagnosed #mental health #anxiety #tw paranoia #this turned out really bad for my paranoia because i found no less then two more spiders #this is fucking insane

thestuffedalligator

A while back there was a tiktok going “Ooo this is the best restaurant and I’m not telling you where it is ;) you’re going to have to guess ;)))”

And another guy stitched it with a whole breakdown of her most recent posts to go “The day before you posted this you posted another video saying you met this celebrity and he had just posted that he was in this city. You also posted a video in a hotel room and after searching up hotels in this city, we can tell it was this hotel because the wallpaper in your video matches the wallpaper in pictures on their website. By looking up restaurants by this hotel we can tell you went to this specific restaurant” and he was right

And people called him a creep, but I think we should take this as a moral lesson to lie about ourselves online more. I’m actually a talking dog and I live in a Montreal poutinerie