that yoke

what im thinking why im thinking it and everything else noone wants to hear

[mirawind]

[blah-blahs]

Wait what????

[continuetobecurious]

[kingrudegyalchina]

When she forgot to tell you she is a squirter.

[glolizabeth]

Oh my God send help

[risquechanel]

Ya’ll, like, pick up a bible.

[kingrudegyalchina]

When she tighter than you thought and you have to fight busting Quick.

[vonte2k]

That second one is…man I’m having flashbacks lemme chill

[kingrudegyalchina]

When he send you a Dick print pic .

[ananicola-deactivated20160818]

My fucking childhood 😔😔

[kingrudegyalchina]

WHEN HE TELL YOU HE DOESNT EAT PUSSY .

BUT HIS HOMIE DOES .

[tronmac]

Bruhhhh

[postboy91]

Lmao this is great

[cerealkillerrr-blog1]

Bruh.

[kingrudegyalchina]

Its BAAAAACCCCKKKK!

[freshest-tittymilk]

Nickelodeon would be so proud of it’s 90s kids….

[kingrudegyalchina]

When your giving head and shorty nuts in your mouth QAF with out warning .

[yourdaddyshark]

I would like to personally invite each of you all to Bible Study with me this up and coming Wednesday from 7:00 pm to 8:00 pm

[kingrudegyalchina]

When your moms walks in on you while you in them guts .

[kzaketchum-deactivated20170819]

BRUH WHAT IS THIS!? WHAT IS THIS ALL LMFAO

[krxs10]

why did it come to this

[thx-a-latke]

When she lets you come on her face but you’re worried you hurt her.

[kingrudegyalchina]

 WHEN YOU GOTTA SHOW HER THAT YOU WORKING WITH LONG DICK…

[badbootyshakinpickanosis]

Thank y'all for this 😂😂😂

[raeebaee14-blog]

When you ain’t even know yourself…..

[partyarty21]

Wow😂👌🏾💯

[silly-lil]

myafroismyhalo nicknamenyquil

[persephonesecretlair]

This is…. pls. Y'all find God.

[geminiqueenjoii]

😐I’m dead 💀

[dealinghope]

[thefuuuucomics]

I see no lies here 😂

[taste-of-h]

everrrrry day

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

The last one is my mom and I currently 😒

[jesusbridee-deactivated20160731]

OMG MOM IS ALWAYS TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME ON THE PHONE SERIOUSLY SQUARE UP BTCH

[roundabend-blog]

I would pay to see someone say that ^ to their mom

[fantasticallyweirdshit]

[mostlycatsmostly]

Abort

[turntoturnover-deactivated20250]

HOW DID IT LAND

[psychedelic-croutons]

These vines are my life

[marauders4evr]

Do you know what I want?

I want Hagrid to make a television show and be like Steve Irwin but with magical creatures.

“Crikey, look ’t that! That’s a Hungarian Horntail, that is! Now, the Min'stry classifies these beautiful beasts as XXXXX bu’ that’s rubbish! Oh! Bless his hear’; he’s breathin’ fire! Let’s get a closer look, eh!?”

[snorlaxatives]

REMEMBER THAT POST WHERE THERE WAS A PICTURE OF HEATH LEDGER AS THE JOKER WITHOUT MAKEUP DISGUISED IN A GROUP OF POLICEMEN AND THE CAPTION SAID "JOKER WITHOUT MAKEUP" AND PPL WERE OFFENDED AND THOUGHT IT WAS A JAB AT SOME SOLDIER W/ SCARS I STILL THINK ABOUT THAT GOODBYE

please don’t remind me i can’t deal with the people here on tumblr.com 

[archivedtdp-deactivated20240111]

snorlaxatives:

such an iconic moment in tumblr history

Don’t forget these two honourable mentions!

(I know there’s so many more, but…SJWs failing more so than usual makes my heart happy.)

[el-presidente-deadpool-deactiva]

oh god i had never seen that last one before. wtf.

[hattersadventures-deactivated20]

White saviors are always funny as shit.

[endlessanimation]

[beefyravioli-deactivated2015122]

OH MY GOD “MAKING THE BABY IS THE FUN PART” YOU SULTRY METAL VIXEN

[siizzy]

[trevenants]

#iconic

[hldnrhds-deactivated20211014]

i send 50 texts in 1 minute

[outofcontextanimation]

[slimeseasonn-blog]

When she riding the dick like a champ

[supamuthafuckinvillain]

Lmfaoo too early for this much accuracy

[washingtonhytes-deactivated2018]

but I was still staring at the tiddies though

[fallontonight]

[psychohippie-deactivated2018122]

That picture!! I would frame that one. That would be the one I would want to remember.

[landorus-deactivated20190924]

my boyfriend has a huge dick, I cant stick it all in my mouth what do I do?

[minajs]

apparently nasa confirmed there’s an ocean on one of Jupiter’s moons say it with me kids: space mermaids

[antihero-complexmoved-deactivat]

Okay, this brought out my inner astronomy nerd, hold onto your hats, folks.

The moon is called Europa, and it doesn’t have just an ocean. It is completely covered in water with a mile-thick sheet of ice over the top.

Now we know that the ice has water under it because once in a while, massive fucking geysers shoot water up into space.

Now this brings up an interesting question about Europa: How in the fuck can the water stay warm enough to be liquid if there’s a mile-thick sheet of ice on top of it? 

And the theorized answer is: Europa has a core that is warm like our own. And it has undersea hydrothermal vents that are causing the geysers.

Now this would keep the water at above-freezing temperatures, and if the hydrothermal vents on Europa act anything like the ones on Earth, we have the potential of them spitting up organic matter from Europa’s core into the oceans.

And guess what that soup of organic matter means? The potential for life.

So yeah. Space mermaids. And a whole lot more.

[niadidas]

Can some astronauts PLEASE go there and drill under the sheet or to be less destructive, go into one of the geyser holes????????????? I’m so curious!!!!!

[60106-deactivated20160403]

when we get killed by aliens cuz we didn’t wanna mind our damn business I hope everyone remembers this post

[roundabend-blog]

Yes. Those space mermaids could be space merwarriors and then we fucked.

[backlittcanopy-deactivated20190]

I did a thing.

[harrys-got-style-deactivated201]

This is truly beautiful

[musicalmayhemofthehighestorder]

“That kills me”

[aqueroful]