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Why I Prefer the West Coast in Fallout
So I had this on my mind, and I wanted to get it written down somewhere.
I’m a big Fallout fan, and despite starting with Fallout 3, I’ve always preferred Fallout 1, 2, and New Vegas over anything on the East Coast. While I do really like Fallout 4 now that I’ve played it, I was not clamoring for the Boston setting like people had been for years.
I prefer the West Coast, and it’s not just because I find those games generally more fun, but a lot of it has to do with the story. Bethesda has a tendency to treat Fallout as though they’re writing off a checklist. Doing a Fallout game? Well you have to have Super Mutants, radroaches, the Brotherhood of Steel, Deathclaws, raiders, power armor, a pip boy, a bunch of vaults, and so on. It feels a lot like they make sure they have all that before they call it a day.
That’s not really how it works on the West Coast for the most part. Things change on the West Coast, like, a lot. You could write an entire history textbook in-universe on the West Coast. For the East Coast, it’d be more like a history pamphlet.
See, in the first game you had the Southern California region, a bunch of loosely connected towns with no organized government. That’s the part of Fallout that gets Bethesda hard. But then things changed for the Southern California region. The small town of Shady Sands, through your actions, were able to blossom in to the New California Republic, and over time absorbed the entirety of Southern California in to their fold.
By the time Fallout 2 takes place, things have changed in the Wasteland for everyone. Everyone has organized in to major factions; New Reno, the NCR, and Vault City forming the power houses of the wasteland. The small towns simply biding their time until they’re inevitably sucked up by one of them. They’re forced to deal with new creatures like geckos, and wanamingos.
But it hasn’t just changed for the remaining independent people of the wasteland, now finding themselves not asking if they will be governed but by whom they’ll be governed, it’s changed for the individual groups populating it. The Ghouls? What’s left of them have formed a new small town after most of them had been massacred by the Master’s Army years ago.
The Super Mutants? The ones left have integrated themselves in to society; they formed a new town of their own, Broken Hills, consisting of Mutants, Humans, and Ghouls. They are not hostile, in fact they’re pretty damn friendly and just trying to get by. They have a tense relationship with the denizens of the wasteland, and they still sincerely believe in their ideology, but they’re getting by in spite of that.
The Khans? The lone survivor of the group became a crazy, badass raider and reformed the Khans, scamming the residents of a shanty town in to hiding the Khans presence in Vault 15.
But then you have the Enclave hit the scene, BAM, brand spanking new to the series and an instantly iconic part of the franchise. Intimidating and mysterious badasses, they are the remnants of the US government and they’re nothing to fuck with.
By Fallout New Vegas, everything has changed once again; the region was won by the New California Republic, who now own the entirety of the California Region and then some. They run prisons, they have an organized military with ranks, they have states, they have farms, they have government, they have safety and peace, scientists, they have gun manufacturers. Things have changed once again for the small groups.
What remained of the Enclave is now elderly. They have integrated in to society like the Mutants did; they are old and tired, they believe in the Enclave but they just want to live a normal life. The Enclave is gone, and they serve as the last traces.
After Broken Hills ran out of uranium, the town fell apart. The Mutants have changed again. Marcus and the Mutants found themselves on Black Mountain, forming a camp society. Slowly, Nightkin and less intelligent second generation Super Mutants made their way to the community and caused quarrels. Marcus and the more intelligent mutants were forced to leave, and founded Jacobstown.
The Nightkin, a previously minor group, are brought to the forefront as their struggle with their need for stealth boys forces them to wait on some sort of cure in the resort. The Nightkin who couldn’t wait left, and some can be found in caves, roaming ruins looking for stealth boys, or indeed at Black Mountain where the ‘State of Utobitha’ has been founded.
The Followers of the Apocalypse find themselves trying to influence and help at any corner they can, changed in to a much larger organization than was found in the first Fallout.
The Brotherhood of Steel, defeated in war, have retreated to an underground bunker where they live out a slow, isolated existence, slowly dying and forgotten and all too content to let it happen.
But hold up, time for new shit.
Mister House, awoken from his slumber, took the tribals of the region and ‘reformed’ them in to civilized casino owners, creating New Vegas, a powerful independent force governed by House, the casino owners, and patrolled by police robots.
Eastwards, things were far from still. Entirely off camera the history of Caesar’s Legion unfolded; they formed in to a massive nation of tribals, basing themselves entirely and in-depth upon the Roman Empire to great success, they are a government that has created a barbaric, sexist, racist nation, but all the same a nation which is safe and firmly governed.
In New Vegas you decide the fate of the region, again faced with small independent towns just wondering who will be absorbing them. You’re the deciding factor in a literal war between, not factions, but whole nations.
This is a rough map to give you an idea of how far this shit has come. The NCR is in blue, the Legion is in Red. These are maaaaaassive, massive straight up civilized countries doing war with each other. Things have change for the entire Wasteland completely over the years, and this is the abridged version from memory.
Bethesda doesn’t seem to like that kind of shit, at all. Bethesda wants one thing out of Fallout; a completed checklist of a barren wasteland with no government to speak of. They just want a big sandbox of raiders and super mutants that never changes, ever. Oh, sure, the Brotherhood of Steel became tyrannical, but information about that is so scarce and not shown at all that that feels more like a (barely) informed characteristic than anything you’re shown.
They wrote in that the Boston Wasteland ~tried~ to make a Commonwealth Provisional Government and that it was sabotaged for literally no obvious reason and then everyone just gave up, but that’s not something that had to happen, or made sense to happen, no, that’s Bethesda’s hand of god coming down to smack down any attempt at this whole ‘government and civilization’ nonsense so they can keep the wasteland a lawless hellhole in permanent stasis where nobody’s trying to make things better, like they want it to be.
It sucks!
They did a good enough job of doing new factions this time around, sure, but the Institute is unlikely to be the canon ending and the Railroad are situational as hell and the Minutemen are just fucking boring and trash.
If Bethesda does another East Coast Fallout, and they probably will, I’m sure most of the groups from the previous Fallout game will either be pretty much unchanged or unmentioned. They used the Enclave in their checklist in Fallout 3, chewed them up, and spat them out never to be heard from again rather than putting delicate care in to explaining what happens once they’re out of the focus like Obsidian did.
To sum it up, barely anything changes, ever, there is no end point, there is no progress, ever.
If you’re, I dunno, this guy?
Chances are you have been raking that dirt your whole life. Your whole family probably did that in the 200 years since the Great War. In the time since Fallout 3, your son probably took over when you died and became a dude-who-stands-next-to-a-brahmin-and-rakes-dirt-er that would make you proud. And at no point did anything ever change for you or your family. 100 years ago your grandpa was standing next to a brahmin raking dirt and living life the exact same way you are now, and 100 years from now your descendants will be doing the same.
Nothing. Changes. Ever. You will never have to worry about things like government, politics, economics, or any of that shit, you probably didn’t even notice the events of Fallout 3 happening. If the BoS even bothered your town, they probably don’t do anything other than post a couple paladins and suck up caps. Doesn’t change anything for you. You just get to keep rakin’ dirt and not giving a care. In the next Bethesda game, it’ll be much the same story. The same enemies hiding in ruins, the same disorganized wasteland, a big megaton-esque town, and no government to speak of. No change to speak of in 200 years since the Great War.
And that’s why I love the west coast more. If that guy had been born in New California, his life would be totally, totally different to his ancestor’s 100 years ago. They would worry about different things, they’d be living in different worlds. And if Obsidian did another sequel, I’m sure whoever takes after him would be living a completely different world too. So here’s hoping they do, cause they don’t treat Fallout like a checklist.
me: hi anti-sjw: grasping for straws i see
The fact that you can make a post like this sounds like you grasp at straws a lot
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I think the younger you are the more likely you are to be certain My Immortal was written as a joke, partially because it’s the progenitor of pretty much all modern Bad Fanfiction Tropes, so when you read it now you think “oh they were trying to use as many bad fanfic tropes as possible, it’s clearly a joke” even though those tropes exist to make fun of My Immortal. My Immortal could have been written as a parody of bad fanfiction but it made such an impact on that subculture that it’s entirely possible that it only seems like a satire because it’s the original thing being satired.
My Immortal could’ve been an intentionally bad fanfic but that’s not a given. The uncertainty comes from the fact that My Immortal was written in a pre-My Immortal world, and the only reason it seems like a parody now is because we already know about My Immortal.
The other reason is “nobody talks like this, nobody writes like this, it has to be someone making a joke” but the thing is, I was a moderator on a fanfic site when My Immortal dropped, and yes, they really really did talk like that. There is not a single line in My Immortal that would’ve been out of place in 2006.
I should say that Mary Sue parody fics had been done before - hell, the name comes from a fic from 1974 - but never, at least to my knowledge, with that level of dedication and immersion. This wasn’t just a oneshot, a little “teehee, look how silly this overpowered, ridiculously-named character is!” fic. This was 44 chapters long, each with a fairly impressive wordcount, an IRL sideplot (an argument between the author and her beta reader that caused a visible drop in spelling), and accounts on multiple websites, including Quizilla.
Like, there’s trolling and then there’s trolling, and if it was indeed a parody, it was done with a level of mastery that would be impossible to recreate now.
Okay I don’t post much about religious stuff, but all my life, whenever I’ve run into a christian saying that non-christians go to hell entirely for being non-christian, they always quote Jesus saying “away from me into everlasting fire” as like their primary example of that. Like that’s THE LINE they interpret as “people who don’t believe in Jesus go to hell.” But uh, the actual full quote apparently goes
(20) “Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels: For I was an hungred, and ye gave me no meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me no drink: I was a stranger, and ye took me not in: naked, and ye clothed me not: sick, and in prison, and ye visited me not.” [Matthew 25:41-43 KJV]
So, like, isn’t this quote actually saying absolutely fuck-all about people’s beliefs or lack thereof and really entirely about how they treated the needy/less fortunate?
Trying to piece together Jesus’ actual moral ethos from the sayings that are attributed to him is actually kind of a fascinating exercise. You end up with a theology where benefiting from economic inequality and class oppression are the only serious sins, and everything else is so trivial by comparison that his response to being asked about it is basically “why are you wasting my time with this?”.
(Which is pretty awkward for a lot of strains of modern Christianity that buy into the whole Prosperity Theology thing, so they just sort of ignore it all.)
Jesus: “if you seriously treat the sick, the needy and the hungry as a burden, you can fuck right off into the lake of fire”
Paul, later: “How can I sell this to the Romans!!!”
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