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[fraseris]

no matter how bad things are going at least you aren't watching instagram reels right now

[ethernalium]

Resident Evil 4 (2023)

[ooppo]

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

[ooppo]

[warmleveret-deactivated20170910]

as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi 

[nenchaenmoved-blog]

can y'all stop just throwing random words together and expecting us to understand it

[re-bee-key]

you had to be there

[polterinklings]

The Rogue Trader:

[sugary--sheep]

fuckkkkkkk did you know that if you spent way more money and time and effort and boughg a bunch of specialized equipment and specialty ingredients and had your trust fund manager give you a kissy on the cheek and wipe your ass and do your taxes you can make a pizza that is slightly better than fast food

[viralfrog]

[missybunno-deactivated20260510]

She's ghostin you but shes goblin me

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[feyspeaker]

I don't have normal feelings about Heinrix van Calox. prints | patreon

[gingerfan24]

Dad: *Doesn’t want a dog*

Family: *Gets a dog anyway*

Dad and the Dog:

[jevilthegoblin]

Oh Evil Grandma you done tried it with me lmao

[winchysteria]

the only true ally

[modwyr]

the problem with liking video games is that the gaming industry is genuinely so evil and needs to be wiped out

[spelldealer]

cousins and coworkers are addicted to getting pregnant

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[snoleopard7]

[glamrockmike]

realizing that the online sphere and especially tumblr is NOT a good sample for ‘what everyone thinks’ is so, so, so good for your mental health and moral OCD. i swear to god. realizing that you don’t have to live your actual life like you’re being hunted for sport because the average tumblr user will hunt you for sport for wording something slightly weird or engaging in the wrong stuff or whatever is so incredible. like no you’re actually not fucked up and evil for not donating or for watching that one indie cartoon or questioning a post that everybody is agreeing with. that’s just tumblrs georg making you feel that way

[estro-boi]