welcome, plebeians!

Purpose in life: to be the eyes, the ears, and the conscience of the Creator of the Universe. Hello

[shitposting-extraordinaire]

Sometimes I think tumblr’s midwest jokes are too on the nose but then I remember I live five miles away from a field of identical 8 foot corn statues

[roxnroll]

so real

[biwesley-blog]

[rapgamejonahhill]

[shortsclub]

[decadent-trash]

The sickest burn in tv history

[africugh]

[nevver]

Road tripping

[liveitout]

Bob The Drag Queen explains why he raises money for women’s shelters in New York City on TRANSFORMATIONS: Bob The Drag Queen & James St. James [x]

[babyanimalgifs]

baby animals blog

[mrgolightly]

Now is the time. This is the hour. Ours is the magic. Ours is the power.

[roxnroll]

the 90s were never out of style

[alecshmalec]

So the CBS evening news did a story on pokemon go, and unleashed these monstrosities upon the world.

[monkeysaysficus]

Pekachoo, Bubasur, Carmanda

[constable-connor-deactivated201]

I smell new memes.

[jgfjki-deactivated20190214]

Just letting you all know this was when I realized I liked girls

[fromtheash]

Same.

[lesushinator]

[finndamerons-archive]

[roxnroll]

never forget

[kezzoh]

[lacefuneral]

[thechanelmuse]

Oh, you know there’s more.

[funnyordie]

Scary to know these people are out there.