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i wasn't born last night, i know these hoes ain't right.

[roxyjfc]

i'll try and be on in a lil tho after my shower if not, it'll be tomorrow

[frickwill-blog1]

Definitely true. She was a bitch, to be honest. I wanna know what I did when I got there. I have this sick feeling I egged her house.

[roxyjfc]

She was a bitch how exactly? Really? I hope you did, egging people's houses is fun.

[okayeaston-blog]

Fine, fine. I take back what I said, my dearest Roxy. Are you happy now? You said that your daddy was buying you a car. I was referring to myself as your daddy, as a joke, dumbass. Learn how to keep up; if you need help with that, the Kardashians show airs just about everyday on E!. Justin is cool, he’s hip, he’s a pimp, he hangs out with people that I wish I could just see in person once. He has fucked so many hot chicks that it’s insane. I wish I was Justin Bieber. I could so punch someone, I am a tough and strong guy. Do you seriously not want to sleep with me? That’s kind of breaks my heart and dampens my mood, thanks. Would the drunk version of you sleep with me, though, that’s the question. If you were the only one that I and yourself can remember me being with most of the night, then who else could have been the one I had sex with?

[roxyjfc]

Yes, yes, I am happy right now. Thank you. Ew, that's ridiculous, never say that again. Ew, no. I don't watch that show and I don't plan to. No, you're way hotter than Justin Bieber. I'd rather sleep with you than him. You're so lame. You couldn't punch anyone, boo. Sorry. Nope, sorry. Would I sleep with you if I was drunk? I don't know, depends how drunk I am. I don't know, shut up, it wasn't me. At least I hope it wasn't me.

[frickwill-blog1]

Don’t ask me. I’d be a lot less confused if I knew for sure. But next time I know to have someone keep an eye on me when I take something that extreme.

[roxyjfc]

Jeez, exes are a dangerous territory.

[frickwill-blog1]

It’s never fun to wake up on your ex’s lawn. It’s even worse when they turn the sprinklers on. 

[frickwill-blog1]

[roxyjfc]

What were you doing there in the first place?

[roxyjfc]

[chadwicx-blog]

You got in my personal business, I think it’s obvious.

[roxyjfc]

Our personal business, boo.

[okayeaston-blog]

See, now was that too hard? I am not going to take back what I said though, because I’m not for sure if you’re telling the truth here. Your daddy? I’m not buying you no car, so I have no clue what you’re talking about. Okay, I’ll admit that Justin is pretty cool, but don’t tell people that because then I’ll get called a faggot or something and end up getting into shit for punching someone in the throat, or hitting them with a shovel like that one white girl. Well, Carly and I aren’t really as close as we were, like we’re falling apart and I don’t know how to stop that. I could have slept with anyone, since I haven’t had someone straight up tell me that they didn’t want to sleep with me. It could have been the red headed chick in my History class, or even you. I don’t know.

[roxyjfc]

Hey, you said you would take it back. That's not fair. I am telling the truth. What are you talking about? I didn't say you were buying me a car, I said my dad was. Justin is not cool. You're not gonna punch someone in the throat, be quiet. Oh, that's not really an excuse, J. Really? Well, I don't want to sleep with you. There now you've had one person. No.. It wasn't me. I mean, I was with you a lot that night but, I don't think it was me.

[chadwicx-blog]

It’s been revoked, it’s reached it’s expiration date and I’m going to have to cut the corner and not let you know who I’m banging anymore. I know how upset you must be right now, finding out who I was in next was like the highlight of your life or whatever, but try and find some new hobbies. I’d suggest knitting, watching some shows, maybe knitting and watching some shows. I can introduce you to some folks down at the nursing home, they’d just love your youthful face yet old ass personality.

[roxyjfc]

Wow, you're so lame and mean. What did I do to deserve this rudeness from you?

[fvliciity-blog]

Noo, don’t give in to it. I’m seriously avoiding doing mine.

[roxyjfc]

I wish I could not do it, but I have way too much of it. I've been procrastinating it for too long.

[tfzara]

Sure, sure. I couldn’t help getting caught, I locked my bedroom door and jumped out of my window, they somehow unlocked my door, realised I wasn’t there and next thing you know my phones blowing up with messages. Even my phone, so I don’t think I’ll be sneaking out again. We’ll see about that.

[roxyjfc]

No, you can't not sneak out again. Sneaking out is the greatest. You just have to not get caught.

[okayeaston-blog]

You say you’re offended by me loving my car more than I love you, then you say that you love my car more than me? Explain how that makes sense, idiot. I’ll take back the fact that my car means more to me than you, if you take back your statement. Everyone else is dumb, aren’t they? Bluejeans is beautiful, she is the best, and could beat every other vehicle in the game. I am not a ‘belieber’, I just didn’t have anything else on Netflix to watch and that movie was in the top ten recommended movies for me, so I said why not? Ask yourself this, who jacks off at a party? No one. Especially myself, when I have girlfriend that I could have sex with to get off. So, what I think I did, is something I really wish wasn’t the case, but I’m pretty sure that I slept with someone that wasn’t Carly. It just makes sense, you know? The thing is, I don’t know who it was.

[roxyjfc]

I'm allowed to say that, because I'm special. Fine, fine. Loser. I take it back. You mean more to me than your car. Yes, but not for long. The car my daddy's gonna buy me will be way better than yours. You are a belieber, don't lie, boo. Erm, well, why didn't you have sex with Carly? Who else would you sleep with? Who else would want to sleep with you? 

[roxyjfc]

imma reply to things noww

[complxhq-deactivated20170317]

Not fair, I can’t breathe without my cigarettes.

[roxyjfc]

I'm pretty sure being without them will help you breathe better, but ok.

[complxhq-deactivated20170317]

All I remember from that party was that I lost three packs of cigarettes. I’m not pleased at all. One of you fucks better be buying me some more since I’m technically broke.

[roxyjfc]

Snooze you lose.

[fvliciity-blog]

School will be the goddamn death of me. Someone send help.

[roxyjfc]

I would, but.. homework is calling my name.

[vanessawtvrr-blog]

Guess who ordered way too much pizza and is planning on eating it all by herself?

[roxyjfc]

Not you, because you're planning on sharing with me?