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♡ ♡ ♡ - she/her/hers - • 27 • bi

[gulistan-blog]

㋡🥀

[striders]

encountering an inconvenience while cold: damn that sucks, oh well, i’ll figure something else out!!

encountering an inconvenience while hot: we all deserve to die right now, come on everyone, lets all go die

[whimsigothwitch-deactivated2026]

Mother moon

[elcycyromem]

if i was tortellini filled with ricotta and they dunked me in a big tub of marinara i wouldnt fight bac

[sneef-to-a-snorf-fight]

whenever people talk about working in an office i never even consider what their office does. they work at Business doing Business Things. have Meetings and Drink Coffee. you are a cartoon character to me

[strange-aeons]

Kasper has laid an egg. It’s a Christmas Miracle.

[lactating]

crossfaded on wisdom and understanding

[fuwungi]

shrimps is bugs

[fuwungi]

love this animal……. The shart

[vampiregirlestrogen]

i should have a big fuckass tail so i can hit people with it and be annoying

[depsidase]

[artfhully]

artist: Hyacinthe Rigaud,

[yuckyumz-deactivated20191004]

[millenniumitem]

im screaming this is an aesthetisized screenshot of one of the worlds earliest email worms and caused over US$5B in damages

[woodlandhomo]

[guerrillatech]

[happiest]

can I stay in bed until 2025

[jdididydog]

Wake up bitch

[whereserpentswalk]

Love how this website will have conversations with the long dead.

[guerrillatech]

[dafunk]

at work we have a bartender named tyler and he collects wine corks so we put them in a little box for him and another bartender makes fun of him cause his t’s look like l’s so she wrote “lyler’s corks” and i saw it this morning and i grabbed a marker and changed the ‘c’ to a ‘g’

and after he left a bartender came up to me and said “aww lyler left his gorks” and i lost it

[lildinospice]