Behind The Pointy Shades

[askboxmemes]

Let’s play "Have you ever?". You ask me and I have to answer you, yes or no.

[roxystriderscrew]

hey ro if some1 needs some farm animals

i might have some

two of my mini cows had little ones not 2 long ago

GG: Mini cows?! :o

GG: Oooooooo

[roxylalonde-stri-londe]

tG: i can show em 2 u b4 we go out on the town :3

tG: if u want ofc

[roxystriderscrew]

GG: Youre gosh darn right i want to see them. :D

GG: That sounds like a lot of fun.

[roxylalonde-stri-londe]

tG: hell yes

tG: sooooo wear smthn comfy n pretty just like u

tG: n ill provide the coords 4 u 2 come see em b4 our date night on the town

[roxystriderscrew]

GG: Comfy and pretty?

GG: Ah... uhhh...

GG: I dont know what i have that would be that. :(

GG: I have comfy!

GG: I think i can make these pjs change if i strain my noggin a bit.

[roxylalonde-stri-londe]

tG: i mean u could come over naked if u rly wanted 2

tG: im sure ive got smthn tht will fit ;p

tG: but im sure whatever u end up wearin w/b super pretty on u

[roxystriderscrew]

GG: I could. That would be helpful. I dont know clothes sorry. :(

GG: I have never been in a town before. I dont know what folks wear.

[roxylalonde-stri-londe]

tG: no worries :3

tG: [coords.Roxy]: sent!

tG: now get ur gorgeous self over here n ill see what i can whip up 4 u Jane :3

[roxystriderscrew]

> Without waiting, Jane hopped onto her transportalizer dressed just as she was, minty green and brown page of life God clothes, complete with very tight briefs.

[roxylalonde-stri-londe]

>Roxy would be waiting on the other side of that transportaliser, darting up to give Jane a warm hug. And then she’d do a quick look of the other, magenta eyes roaming over her figure, and a warm smile forms on her lips.

“Heya Jane! I think I’ve got the perfect look in mind for you! But that can come later, after you’ve seen the animals.”

[roxystriderscrew]

> Jane was a little surprised to get a hug as soon as she arrived, but certainly wasn't complaining as she was sure to return the huh.

"Golly, you have a whole plan ready! I'm glad one of us was using their noggin. I had no plan at all! Hoo hoo!"

> Jane perked up thinking about the animals.

"Oh, I'd love to see them!"

[roxylalonde-stri-londe]

“Of course! And hey, sometimes the plan is no plan, this isn’t one of those cases however.”

>She giggles, releasing the other and holds out a hand, wiggling her brows mischievously.

“We’ll start with the horses and mini horses, and then head over to the mini cows. After that, maybe a shower and then I’ll fit you for your your outfit!”

[roxystriderscrew]

> Jane took Roxy's hand without question, giving her hand a light squeeze. Time spent with RoStri has caused some of her gutter brain to spread to Jane.

"We are showering together too? Hoo hoo hoo!"

[roxylalonde-stri-londe]

Roxy would squeeze Jane’s hand back with a giggle and a wink, gently tugging her in the direction of the animals.

“Mmhm! Besides it’s a really big shower so, why not? Would you prefer the indoor or outdoor one?”

[roxystridersboob]

"Oooh! Outdoor! A spring feels so nice. I don't like being in a stuffy little plastic box to get clean."

> Jane was such an easy girl to excite. Even though she was the one who initiated the gutter brain, there's only so many brain cells her in head functioning at any time, so of course she wasn't even thinking of having to see Roxy naked or be seen naked herself. She was just thinking of how much she likes bathing outside.

[roxystridersboob]

> Jane uploads a picture of herself wearing only overalls, leaning back against a fence she quickly threw together for her cows.

[roxystridersboob]

TG: We both know you do the begging in this relationship.

[sopornographiciswear]

OK YES i know i am maybe not THAT hard to make beg, but what if i want you to?

[roxystridersboob]

TG: Babe, I don't beg for my life. You know that show Billy and Mandy? Asking me to beg is like asking that girl to smile. It will break the universe and open a portal to Hell. The natural order of life would be thrown out of whack.

[sopornographiciswear]

...

as if i wouldn't risk the end of the world to find out how hot you begging sounds...

[roxystridersboob]

TG: That's sweet.

TG: I mean I risked the end of the world for a video game.

TG: So that's sweet.

TG: You're getting some lipstick for that.

[roxystridersboob]

TG: We both know you do the begging in this relationship.

[sopornographiciswear]

OK YES i know i am maybe not THAT hard to make beg, but what if i want you to?

[roxystridersboob]

TG: Babe, I don't beg for my life. You know that show Billy and Mandy? Asking me to beg is like asking that girl to smile. It will break the universe and open a portal to Hell. The natural order of life would be thrown out of whack.

[roxystriderscrew]

TG: Jane does.

TG: You know me, I punch shit and get hurt for fun.

TG: She needs something productive to do, so she wants to start a farm. Her island had a lot of animals. She likes animals way more than I ever would.

TG: If you could get her some, you'd be doing her a favor.

[embellishedbookworm]

ok yeah that makes sense. i know you well enough that i can't imagine what you would do with, like, a cow. maybe a horse, i could see you riding a horse, but a cow? some pigs? chickens? that stuff doesn't really fit my image of you. :p

but yeah, i'll go looking and see what i can do! :D

[roxystridersboob]

TG: The only horse I've ridden is Equius.

[sopornographiciswear]

o hmyg od.

just. slamming that into me. with no warning. wow.

[roxystridersboob]

TG: Why aren't you slamming something into me?

[sopornographiciswear]

you know if you wanted that, you could always beg harder. ;p

[roxystridersboob]

TG: We both know you do the begging in this relationship.

[roxystriderscrew]

TG: Jane does.

TG: You know me, I punch shit and get hurt for fun.

TG: She needs something productive to do, so she wants to start a farm. Her island had a lot of animals. She likes animals way more than I ever would.

TG: If you could get her some, you'd be doing her a favor.

[embellishedbookworm]

ok yeah that makes sense. i know you well enough that i can't imagine what you would do with, like, a cow. maybe a horse, i could see you riding a horse, but a cow? some pigs? chickens? that stuff doesn't really fit my image of you. :p

but yeah, i'll go looking and see what i can do! :D

[roxystridersboob]

TG: The only horse I've ridden is Equius.

[sopornographiciswear]

o hmyg od.

just. slamming that into me. with no warning. wow.

[roxystridersboob]

TG: Why aren't you slamming something into me?

[roxystriderscrew]

TG: Jane does.

TG: You know me, I punch shit and get hurt for fun.

TG: She needs something productive to do, so she wants to start a farm. Her island had a lot of animals. She likes animals way more than I ever would.

TG: If you could get her some, you'd be doing her a favor.

[embellishedbookworm]

ok yeah that makes sense. i know you well enough that i can't imagine what you would do with, like, a cow. maybe a horse, i could see you riding a horse, but a cow? some pigs? chickens? that stuff doesn't really fit my image of you. :p

but yeah, i'll go looking and see what i can do! :D

[roxystridersboob]

TG: The only horse I've ridden is Equius.

[miraihikariart]

tight...

[asoftgoth]

can u handle a girl with a butt this big? 😌💕

[bunneis-archive]

[roxystridersboob]

ohhhh rostriiii~

ive got smthn 4 u :3c

TG: Nice.

TG: What is it?

[roxylalonde-stri-londe]

weeeellll i made u a thigh sheathe 4 the dagger i got u

but also a hella awesome crop top

which i also made

[roxystridersboob]

TG: Ah, hell yeah. I can't say no to a crop top. I fucking cut shirts just for that.

TG: You better be ready to rest your head on my lap, if you catch my drift.

[roxylalonde-stri-londe]

oh im sooooo ready 2 rest my head on ur lap

been missin doin tht l8tly :3c

[roxystridersboob]

TG: You and me both. Come to mama. ;)

[roxylalonde-stri-londe]

tG: on my way as we speak

tG: ur place or the club :p

[roxystridersboob]

TG: Eh, we always come here. I think we all need some time off these planets. Meet me in the club.

[roxylalonde-stri-londe]

tG: hell yes ill b there n a jiffy

tG: w/all ur presents n tow :3c

[roxystridersboob]

TG: Hell yeah!

[roxystridersboob]

ohhhh rostriiii~

ive got smthn 4 u :3c

TG: Nice.

TG: What is it?

[roxylalonde-stri-londe]

weeeellll i made u a thigh sheathe 4 the dagger i got u

but also a hella awesome crop top

which i also made

[roxystridersboob]

TG: Ah, hell yeah. I can't say no to a crop top. I fucking cut shirts just for that.

TG: You better be ready to rest your head on my lap, if you catch my drift.

[roxylalonde-stri-londe]

oh im sooooo ready 2 rest my head on ur lap

been missin doin tht l8tly :3c

[roxystridersboob]

TG: You and me both. Come to mama. ;)

[roxylalonde-stri-londe]

tG: on my way as we speak

tG: ur place or the club :p

[roxystridersboob]

TG: Eh, we always come here. I think we all need some time off these planets. Meet me in the club.

[roxystridersboob]

ohhhh rostriiii~

ive got smthn 4 u :3c

TG: Nice.

TG: What is it?

[roxylalonde-stri-londe]

weeeellll i made u a thigh sheathe 4 the dagger i got u

but also a hella awesome crop top

which i also made

[roxystridersboob]

TG: Ah, hell yeah. I can't say no to a crop top. I fucking cut shirts just for that.

TG: You better be ready to rest your head on my lap, if you catch my drift.

[roxylalonde-stri-londe]

oh im sooooo ready 2 rest my head on ur lap

been missin doin tht l8tly :3c

[roxystridersboob]

TG: You and me both. Come to mama. ;)

[roxystridersboob]

ohhhh rostriiii~

ive got smthn 4 u :3c

TG: Nice.

TG: What is it?

[roxylalonde-stri-londe]

weeeellll i made u a thigh sheathe 4 the dagger i got u

but also a hella awesome crop top

which i also made

[roxystridersboob]

TG: Ah, hell yeah. I can't say no to a crop top. I fucking cut shirts just for that.

TG: You better be ready to rest your head on my lap, if you catch my drift.

[roxystridersboob]

ohhhh rostriiii~

ive got smthn 4 u :3c

TG: Nice.

TG: What is it?

[murgoten]

have some more blind Bonnie