well-known midwesterner

cate, she/her, 20

[leehallfae]

i bet it feels good as fuck to be a piece of sourdough bread that gets dipped in olive oil with various seasoning & herbs

[kiwetin0hk]

my use of cool and warm colors

[momoboyds]

white europeans love to pretend like the united states and europe aren’t two cheeks of the same ass

[syzygynephile]

Me, trying to impress my date with a display of my boundless humility: I would like to order one single, solitary crumb.

Waitress taking my order: Such arrogance! Not only do you presume to boast under the guise of being humble, but your order employs the most decadent of linguistic excesses - the tautology!

My date, who until recently thought "tautology" referred to the study of tensile strengths and upon learning her mistake compensated by reading through its Wikipedia article: That would be more correctly identified as a "pleonasm".

The editor I hired to curate my posts who styles himself as a sort of scheming court advisor: My liege, this one is getting away from us. The punchline loses much of its impact when the rest of the joke is derailed by this increasingly self-indulgent meta humour. Were it up to me, your Grace, which of course it is not, I would cut the others and leave myself as the only supporting character. You need noone else, Your Majesty...

My card: Declines

[omtai]

Does anyone care if the boulder is happy does anyone imagine the boulder to be happy? Or is everything about that other guy

[letterful]

[achillesinhighheels]

Pam Grier circa (1973)

[artemisrhodon-deactivated202403]

staff member getting dunked on by one of their favorite bands you love to see it

[beguines]

Nick Flynn, from "Horse Thief", I Will Destroy You

[anxeious]

[sexchangewerewolf]

[ezuzi]

no, the bombing and deaths of thousands of palestinians, lebanese, yemenis, iranians, iraqis and people in west asia and africa are not 'distractions' for the epstein files. we get it you see our lives as less but it's just not. we matter.

[utopians]

Being unemployed allows you to access an alternate 'shadow world' beneath our own populated only by retirees

[kramersoup-deactivated20241109]

happy pride month

[stufflikethathere]

there is so much content about changing your life or becoming and it’s like whatever man you’re missing what’s right in front of you. Imperfection is forever.

[ripempezardexerox]

One tumblr follower is worth 196 instagram followers

[kramer]