the Royal Keli

For archive purposes. Sorry if I disappeared on you once. You can still send a message through the ether.

[notexactlyyourluckyday]

Merry Christmas, here’s Harvey in an ugly sweater

[captainbaddecisions]

ho ho ho etc

[whitepeopletwitter]

[quantummindclassicalheart]

To clarify, they are bisexual, not lesbians:

https://twitter.com/fancy_foxtrot/status/1205747696813756416

[dantes-infernal-chili]

Sword Bi Queens

[churchyardgrim]

“if you’re not angry you’re not paying attention” used to be such a powerful phrase but now it’s more accurate to say “if you’re not angry you’re probably exhausted by 5+ years of Panic Outrage Mode and are nearing the limit of your emotional range for reacting to this shit”

[thesnadger]

Me in my 20s: Holy shit, how am I an adult, I’m not an adult, how do you be an adult?

Me in my 30s: Ah, I see. My mistake was assuming adults were competent. 

[itsloriel]

Swan diver by Viktor Lyagushkin

[lokidokeyartichoki]

I found a company called “Frantic Meerkat” who makes journals whose sole purpose is to call me out

[hellenhighwater]

This is by the Mincing Mockingbird guy (of “I’d sell you to satan for one corn chip” and “The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math” fame) and you can buy them here

https://www.mincingmockingbird.com/collections/frantic-meerkat

[averysaurus]

I….I need all of them

[theloudlyhappy]

#TeamTrees

Go to TeamTrees.org to plant One Tree per One Dollar

[badjokesbyjeff]

I think this is a really cool initiative by MrBeast and other YouTubers. Just donated 5 trees myself:

The goal is 20,000,000 trees!

More information here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPJKxAhLw5I

If you want to donate, go here: https://teamtrees.org/

The world needs more trees.

[mockwa]

[snuv]

motherfucker ultimate

[marioatwlink]

I Demand Coca Cola 

[quiet-nymph]

[goodstuffhappenedtoday]

[incidentally-its-nonsense]

Everyone someone says that being trans is just a phase because there are no old trans people, I think of situations like this. So many people hid who they were because the world wasn’t as accepting.

[kaijuno]

Shit this got me out here cryin in the club

TERFS do not interact

[bluff-check]

Oh boy, I saw the title and thought this was gonna go a bad way, but ❤️❤️❤️

[mental-health-recovery]

You’re not reading this by accident.

Everything is going to be okay.

Breathe and remember that you’ve been in this place before.

You’ve been this uncomfortable, anxious and scared, and you survived.

Close your eyes and feel the universe within you making a way for you right now.

[fuselii]

legends 

[catchymemes]

Exciting news out of Madison Wisconsin…

[personification-of-anxiety]

[xslytherin]

Robert Pattinson's commentary in Twilight is hilarious

[veggiedaddy]

not to be controversial but respect trans women or die by my sword

[bettieleetwo]

and my bow

[and-then-theres-that]

And my axe

[ambratwhurst]

[michellepsychologist]

💛🧡💚

I love this so much

💚🧡💛

[zeonxox]

ALL OF THIS ugh my heart

[imagineleonkennedy]

Some positivity for your day

[small-town-spooks]

This is my proof that there are still good people in the world.

[kezikatescribbling]

Good things do happen 🥰