Marjoram :p

Royal Marjoram or Mayo for short :p Certified freak and yet, aroace He/she/they. 18 but a plant

[stardial]

missing someone is crazy because you’ll have dreams that r like “we went on a nice walk together :)” and you’ll wake up feeling like you’re gonna throw up

[shulkersneow]

shoutout to whatever the fuck this is

[dolphinlegs128]

bdubs sounds so ridiculously fond here oh my god

[thecommonchick]

THIS IS TOO MUCH 💀😂

[roaringstream]

“Do NOT tell the world about this” 200,000 notes

[mun-urufu]

400k notes

[jumpingheart66]

[ethocomments]

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[olekbbeans]

czemu masz bad writer w bio skoro ja przed chwilą przeczytałam twojego fika o smalletho i był zajebisty 🤨🤨🤨🤨

gulp... dziękuję bardzo za jakże potworne podniesienie mojego ego <3 przyjdzie czas a zmienię na moderate writer

[royal-marjoram]

ten czas jest teraz

[paladin-n-cleric]

what are you wearing rn and is it representative of your style

[syn4k]

last night i had a dream that they measured the worlds smallest kitten with a ruler in front of the president on live tv and it was 2.38 millimeters big it was smaller than a water droplet and the scientist measuring the kitten said "i have never seen anything like this in my life"

[glumshoe]

what do I have to do to go to events where people are dressed nicely and there are plates of free cheese cubes

[nowlander]

Go to the inaugurations of littlely known artists’ exhibitions.

We are always begging for people to attend, there actually is the “hack” to invite your whole family but tell them to pretend they don’t know you. People with money are more willing to buy your work if they think many people likes it, so your mere presence eating our cheese and canapes will be a great helps. Please bring whoever you want too.

[glumshoe]

Don’t mind if I do!

I will dress like an eccentric weirdo if that helps.

[themightyglamazon]

[modmad]

one time a pal of my pals was having a tough time selling their work in an art exhibit and called us up on the last day, ‘us’ being about 8 students who were Very hungry and also bored. We put on the nicest/artsiest clothes we had available (one dude had a legit fancy suit and put on some shades which were Bright Pink he looked like a movie star I swear) and rolled up to the show in pairs, separately. Fine Art Pal has some nice paintings! but nobody is really paying attention to them, so after getting some fancy cheese cubes in a manner that did not betray that we were actually a ravenous pack of starving students we casually wander around the show and then, fairly individually, drift to a stop by their work. Some of us even walked away, then came back a bit later ‘captivated’ by the art (it was actually really nice but recall we were all poor as shit and this was a help hustle). Our group’s interest naturally caught other folks, and eventually there was a small clump of about 15 people musing over this art, and within ten minutes the biggest piece had been snatched up by a shrewd investor. by the end of the exhibit every single piece was sold. It helped pay off the artist’s student debt and on that success they got into another exhibit! They’ve been doing well ever since.

So yes, please attend new artist shows, you get free cheese, get to look at nice art, and you can really help out people who deserve more attention.

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

It's so nice to see black men be vulnerable and fun.

[theothin]

#correct on every level#don't go out sick. have some fun with your life. be open to taking care of one another. restaurant french toast fucks

[single-malt-scotch]

my eefubs in glendale cali

[dead-inside-demiboy]

I know this is almost 2 episodes late shhhhhh

[squaredbean]

you’re laughing. Tango got executed like goddamn danganronpa character three times over and you’re laughing.

[pinene]

Never trust a furry disliker

[pinene]

This is so sweet. Furry ally. Thank you

[royal-marjoram]

two days ago i made a delicious focaccia with dry tomatoes and black olives and yesterday i made cinnamon buns. life is treating me well and by life i mean me hehe