Commander of the Twenty-Six

A semi-selective Prince Stolas. Mun and Muse well above 18. Please read Decrees. Performed graciously by Buggy. Will follow back from swingstaticandmurder.

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[royalaviary]

To everyone that's been attempting to interact via ask I wasn't aware the theme I was using was broken in that aspect, my apologies! The issue should be fixed now.

[royalaviary]

To everyone that's been attempting to interact via ask I wasn't aware the theme I was using was broken in that aspect, my apologies! The issue should be fixed now.

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For every 🔮 I get, I’ll give you a headcanon about our muse’s FUTURE!

This could be romantic, platonic, enemies, you name it. Everyone that’s interacted with my muse has a future.

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☾    HOCUS   POCUS     (  1993  )    SENTENCE    PROMPTS   .

*  A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF HOCUS POCUS PROMPTS, CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .

‘   look at that. another glorious morning…it makes me sick!  ‘

‘   you know, ive always wanted a child.  ‘

‘   come out, my dear. we will not harm thee. ‘

‘   my ungodly book speaks to you.. ‘

‘   we shall be back, and the lives of all the children of salem will be mine!   ‘

‘   come, we fly! ‘

‘   it’s just a bunch of hocus pocus!   ‘

‘   damn,  damn! double damn!   ‘

‘   i killed you once, i shall kill you again, you maggoty mouth feicance!   ‘

‘   it doesn’t matter how young or old you are, you sold your soul!   ‘

‘   you’re the ugliest thing that’s ever lived, and you know it!   ‘

‘   i’ll always take care of you.  ‘

‘   but he can’t die. remember?  ‘

‘   you’ll never know how precious she is until you lose her.  ‘

‘   nothing good can come from this book. you got it?! ‘

‘   there aren’t enough children in the world to make thee young and beautiful!  ‘

‘   i shall always be with you.  ‘

‘   thanks for lighting that candle. ‘

‘   the witches are dead. ‘

‘   my soul’s finally free. you freed me, [name]. ‘

‘   so take her to the movies like a normal person.   ‘

‘   next year, we go trick-or-treating as wendy and peter pan… ‘

‘   look just do this one thing for me, and i’ll do anything you say.  ‘

‘   this is the girl of my dreams.  ‘

‘   i like your costume, [name].  ‘

‘   what do you call them, [name]? yabbos? ‘

‘   what took thee so long?   ‘

‘   i had to wait three hundred years for a virgin to light a candle.  ‘

‘   it stands to reason, does it not, sisters dear? ‘

‘   we evaporate! we cease to exist! ‘

‘   aren’t you broads a little old to be trick or treating?  ‘

‘   we’ll be younger in the morning.  ‘

‘   why? why was i cursed with such idiot sisters?  ‘

‘   don’t get your knickers in a twist!  ‘

‘   sucking the lives out of little children!  ‘

‘   we’re just three kindly old spinster ladies. ‘

‘   spending a quiet evening at home.  ‘

‘   well, tell me friend, what is this contraption? ’

‘   well, what does it say?  ‘

‘   it says to form a circle a salt to protect from zombies, witches, and old boyfriends .  ‘

‘   i’ve waited centuries to say that.  ‘

‘   go to hell! ‘

‘   oh! i’ve been there, thank you. i found it quite lovely.  ‘

‘   i am alive!  ‘

‘  damn that boy, he’s tricked us again. ‘

‘   oh, you’re right, you’re always right.  ‘

‘   it’s my curse, that and you two!  ‘

‘   say what you want; just don’t breathe on me! ‘

‘   amock! amock! amock!  ‘

‘   i am beautiful! boys will love me! ‘

‘   [name] likes your yabbos. in fact, he loves them!   ‘

‘   couldn’t you forget about being a cool teenager just for one night?  ‘

‘   hang him on a hook and let me play with him! ‘

‘   this is….this is terribly uncomfortable. ‘

‘   i put a spell on you and now your mine  ‘

‘   a virgin lit the candle.  ‘

‘   i suggest we form a calming circle.  ‘

‘   i smell children!  ‘

‘   why was I cursed with such idiot sister?!  ‘

‘   twist the bones and bend the back.   ‘

‘   i’ve always wanted a child. and now i think i’ll have one on toast!  ‘

‘   come little children, i’ll take thee away.   ‘

‘   life is sweet, be not shy. on thy feet. so sayeth i! ‘

‘   it is a prison for children. ‘

‘   what is this place?  ‘

‘   it reeks of children!  ‘

‘  okay that’s it, party’s over! get out of my house!  ‘

‘  they call me master. ‘

‘  shove it, satan!  ‘

‘  ooh. thou mustn’t speak to master in such a manner. ‘

‘  wait ‘til you see what i’m gonna call you.  ‘

‘  hello, i want my book. ‘

‘  we desire children. ‘

‘  i don’t think there’s gonna be a problem.  ‘

‘  i couldn’t wear anything like that because i don’t have any.  ‘

‘  'tis firm! ‘tis firm as stone! ‘

‘  why! it’s a road!  ‘

‘  dead man’s toe! dead man’s toe! dead! dead! dead! ‘

‘  pull over! let me see your driver’s permit!  ‘

‘  i need one of those instant ice packs.  ‘

‘  oh man, how come it’s always the ugly chicks that stay out late? ‘

‘  now you must suffer the consequences! ‘

‘  i’m going to summon the burning rain of death!  ‘

‘  look, he makes fire in his hand. ‘

‘  no, no! he’s a good zombie. ‘

‘  i hate it when that happens.  ‘

‘  i hate halloween! ‘

‘  i brought the witches back from the dead. see, i even have the book. ‘

‘  look, I’ll get it tattooed on my forehead, okay?  ‘

‘  are you a virgin?  ‘

‘  let’s light this sucker and meet the old broads. ‘

‘  sisters, satan has married medusa. see the snakes in her hair.  ‘

‘  i can’t believe you made me move here!  ‘

‘  the witches are back from the dead and they’re after us.  ‘

‘  how much candy have you had, honey? ‘

‘ all hallow’s eve has become a night of frolic, where children wear costumes and run amok! ‘

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“You seem restless, in a kind of permanent way.”

— Sarah Polley

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Sexual tension sentence starters

as requested by anon. note: some of these work better if one of the muses is pushed up against a wall. part two ( x ) and more angry ones ( x )

Angry

“Make me.”

“I dare you.”

“Bite me.”

“You think you can just run that pretty mouth of yours whenever you want?!”

“Wanna bet?”

“If you complain that it’s hot one more time, I’m going to give you a reason to sweat.”

“Prove it.”

“What’s in it for me?”

“If you bite your lip one more time, I’m going to do it for you.”

“Oh, well fuck me, then.”

“Shut up!”

“Yell at me again, and I’ll give you a real reason to scream.”

Flirty

“I wish we weren’t out in public…”

“Wow, you’re really strong.”

“Wanna go for a ride?”

“You sure can’t keep your hands to yourself…”

“Ah, I think I need a new bed.”

“Can you help me with my tie?” / “Can you zip up my dress for me?”

“You have really nice fingers…”

“Are we going downtown?”

“You should come by my place…I’ll give you the grand tour.”

“That outfit looks good on you. But, you’d also look good without the outfit.”

“What do you wear to bed?”

Awkward

“Do you have to eat it like that?”

“Uhm–t-those shorts look tight–”

“Hey, stop biting your lip…”

“Wha–is that a banana in your pocket?”

“You’re standing a little close to me…”

“Hey–you’ve got a little something on your face–”

“My keys are in my pocket. Can you get them for me?”

“Help me find the D? I mean, the variable–i-it’s math…”

“I just wanna grab your bu–hand. Grab your hand.”

“*purely staring at (muse name)’s lips*”

[blue-burning-heart]

(( Closed starter for @royalaviary )) – It never surprised Vae, the sorts of demons that ended up on her ‘list’–from petty thieves to decorated lieutenants, none were immune to the power of enemies with disposable income. And the hellhound was all too happy to reap the benefits. The ‘why’s’ of it all seldom meant shit to her–money was money. Booze and hookers didn’t come free, after all … and sometimes a hound needed the sort of release that caving in a demon’s skull doesn’t give. And so she once more found herself courting with danger, using the cover of night to inch her way towards the lavish estate her target called home. All she knew about him was that he was a Captain in Prince Stolas’ forces, but none of it mattered to her. Someone had paid a kingly sum for this particular demon to meet a permanent end and she meant to collect. Besides … it had been some time since she’d brought the ol’ Soulflayer out. With good reason, though–if word got around too much that there were bounty hunters in Hell capable of permanently killing sinners in Hell, it would draw the sort of attention she wouldn’t want. But it had been a hot minute since she last got to send a demon to oblivion … and she was rather looking forward to it. Prowling through the darkness, her back pressed to the side of the building as she inched her way towards a window and peaked inside carefully. The demon, in question, sat in some kind of lavish study, looking to be polishing a collection of weaponry laid out on a large table. Everything from sabers to spears, and even a few decorative daggers. She was almost jealous, if she were being honest with herself. Maybe she’d take one as a souvenir after the job was done. Vae’s silver eyes narrowed as she studied the demon Captain closely. It sure looked like the guy, based on the description she was given. He looked to be some manner of hippogryph, but his most noteworthy feature was the long serpentine tail that ended in the head of a viper. This was her mark, alright. She slowly reached into her leather jacket and unsheathed the four-inch long Damascus steel blade as she prepared to make her move…

[royalaviary]

While the would be assassin prepared for her strike, the captain was none the wiser. The old hippogryph of a demon had become stagnant after centuries of nothing but posh calmness. No wars. No battles. No reason to fear or be paranoid. Hell had been comfortable and peaceful for centuries, except for the yearly exterminations that is, so at this point ‘captain’ was merely a title. 

He had spent the years lounging about his home, the only ones who would actively miss the man at this point would be his leader and servants. A recluse  who’s decorated uniform hung high on the wall of the study, simply gathering dust. He was the sort to relish in the good old days, recount battles and attacks with barely concealed glee, and who often quite vocally wished for a little of that old excitement again...

He would get it tonight. 

Luck was on the assassin's side, for the hippogryph’s phone, and old thing, landline with a rotary dial, decorated with gold, rang. A sound which seemed to phase the creature who jumped, scoffed and rolled his eyes before plucking the receiver up. 

“Yes?” Was droned out before the creature barked out a laugh, “You’re the only demon left that uses one of these, hellphones are the rage you know...I’m supposed to be the old one and I’m more with the times than you are...”

While the hellhound would only get half of the conversation it would dwindle into crudeness before long, the demon turning in his chair and actively leaning backwards, back and neck tantalizingly close to that window, merely a foot away at best...

“Now what’s all this about you stalking an imp? Not that desperate for a taste of dick are you?” Followed by a brief silence and a bark of laughter, “C’mon now bird man you’ve slept with more demons than any demon I’ve ever met...and that includes Asmodeus-”

It seemed like a conversation between friends, nothing more. One wouldn’t expect it to be between a prince and a subordinate. Such was the oddball relationship that the prince of knowledge had with his higher-up subordinates, one which Vae would learn given enough time. That conversation would end, “Why the hell not, I’ll talk to you then.”, the demon reaching to put the receiver back, the other end of the line had likely hung up by now, the absolute perfect time to strike and get that kingly sum of cash for the deed.

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sex+romance headcanons!

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“You may look all you wish darling but please do keep your hands to yourself~”

[royalaviary]

"Of course not darling, wouldn't dream of it...without an invitation first~ And careful with that wording...were it a more inebriated soul they might take the word hand to not mean their own."

Holding up some talons as if to lightly prove his own point. The owl looked completely unphased by the light call out, who wouldn't stare quite frankly? Moth demons were pretty things.

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Bonus if you give a reason why you can see them dating.

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suggestive starters meme ( nsfw )

why don’t you make me?

i like you better on your knees.

i can think of a few ways to shut you up.

i wonder if you’re as loud in bed as your are everywhere else.

try and stop me.

is that a complaint i hear?

i hope you’re not too fond of that shirt.

why are you siting over there? there’s a perfectly good lap right here.

i thought you liked it when i was bossy.

are you saying this doesn’t turn you on?

i can tell you’re hot and bothered from all the way over here.

i hope you don’t plan on walking much tomorrow.

you’re not the boss of me.

you’re hot when you’re angry.

don’t make me come over there.

i’m this close to taking you over my knee.

you’re being an awfully bad boy/girl.

you know you want it.

you sure talk a big game… but can you live up to it?

i’m not sure you could handle me.

is that a challenge?