local ghost

👻

[hatefuhk]

john mulaney singlehandedly replaced supernatural’s role of having a gif reference for everything

[lilmamabeyellin]

claiming this energy

[babelady]

how to become a mother

1) go outside 2) find pigeon 3) grab 4) congratulation

[theybby-deactivated20231001]

Okay now what

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[goforcechokeyourself]

my mom: You can’t eat that whole pizza by yourself 

me:…

[terriamon]

itd be fucked up if our teeth were always flacid but got hard when we ate

[nodoubtstressedout]

Are you okay?

[112196355]

Imma start charging people for hurting my feelings $3 a minute

[canineflesh]

no offense but the cutest thing to me is random little kisses like not even, on the lips just, when someone kisses you on the temple or like?? the top of your head or anywhere honestly its just rlly cute and I’m suffering

[hustlerose]

anon hate

dismissive reply 

[deliriousnes]

[thebestoftumbling]

[letmefeelmyoats]

UNMUTE THIS

[deadbeatmaker]

A list of who is allowed to enjoy Star Wars

Gays

[lethargicopinions-deactivated20]

Uhm. No honey. Starwars is for everyone. And you don’t make the rules. Please keep your hatred out of Star Wars please? Thank you.

[deadbeatmaker]

[lethargicopinions-deactivated20]

Damn if you’re gunna make a fake tweet atleast put some effort into it!

[deadbeatmaker]

[loismacgiver-deactivated2018061]

Hozier if you’re reading this I am ready to get hurt again

[hashtagloveloses]

vine 2 better have new stuff but also sequels to all the favorites.  do we get to meet the roommates? did he drop the croissant? will we get to look at all these roosters since we saw all these chickens? how is gavin doing?

[officialdankestmemes]

[jphcrk-deactivated20251128]

My last 2 braincells

[domhnall-tonal]

You’re sitting there, opening night. The theme is playing. Credits are going. Opening scene — what is going through your minds as actors? (x)

[paranoid-polly]

When you finished a task

When you realize how much you still have to do

[muppetmolly]

Enchantress: I turn you into a hideous Beast. What are the names of your servants?

The Prince: Lumiere, Cogsworth, Mrs. Potts -

Enchantress:

[lumiereswig]

I BURST OUT FUCKING LAUGHING OMG