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All quotes are taken from the show ever after high, feel free to change pronouns! <3
๐๐ต๐ฎ๐ฝ๐๐ฒ๐ฟ ๐ฎ | ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ ๐ฎ
๐๐๐๐๐๐'๐ ๐ป๐๐ก-๐๐๐ ๐ก๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ก๐ฆ
" Hurry! The blossoms that bloom are headed for doom! "
" Translation: There is definitely something wrong. "
" What happened to Wonderland Grove? "
" It's usually so...Wonderish. "
" This part of the Enchanted Forest is our link to Wonderland. "
" And, it's the source of all magical madness in our world! "
" Are you saying our world will lose its magic too? "
" But Ever After...is all about magic. "
" Madden up, people! "
" Wonderland tea party! "
" Time to get our madness on! "
" Hat-tastic! New outfits for everyone! "
" Time to check my madness meter! "
" We better get our dance on! "
" You have to dance Wonderland style! "
" We need some super silliness to put it over-the-top! "
" But... I'm not so good at...letting loose. "
" Wait a spell, I've got an idea! "
" You put on fake, silly wolf ears for the tea party? "
" Now, that is madness! "
๐ฟ๐๐ง๐ง๐๐ ๐ป๐๐๐๐ก'๐ ๐น๐๐๐๐ฆ๐ก๐๐๐ ๐น๐๐๐ ๐ก ๐ท๐๐ก๐
" Come on, Give me a real challenge! "
" I'm betting you can't get a date with the next girl that walks through that door! "
" Oh, you are on! "
" What are we betting? "
" How 'bout..loser has to wash the winner's Grimmnastics uniform, after swamp swimming! "
" The usual, my good barista, and the same for the lady. "
" Off with the foam! "
" Would these flowers change your mind? "
" I grew them using the light from my teeth. "
" Check it out. I painted this, just now. "
" Am I charming or what! "
" You know, 'cause it's my last name... "
" I thought that you might enjoy a tour of the castle. "
" You gotta admit that that was pretty spelltacular...is something wrong? "
" I would go out with you, but...I've never been on a date before... "
" That was pretty much a date. "
" Can we keep this a secret? "
" I've kind of got a crazy rep going..."
" Yes, that's right! Scrub it good! "
๐ด๐๐๐๐'๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ก๐๐๐
" Another royally enchanting day! "
" But what should I have for breakfast? "
" Now that's the fairest breakfast of all! "
" Look at her / his / their easy life. "
" Everyone doing things for her / him / them all day. Must be nice. "
" I ordered the triple foam caramel hocus latte. "
" Did somebody fall down while trying to fetch a pail of water? "
" I think I broke my crown! "
" Nice work on the bandages. "
" A Royal is always prepared! "
" Lemme guess, fairest day of them all. "
" It was pretty hexcellent... "
" Spell ya tomorrow! "
" Good night, roomie. "
" La-la-la-la-la-la-laaaa! "
" Little Bo Peep lost her sheep, and they're eating up all the shoes in the Glass Slipper? On my way! "
๐ฟ๐๐ง๐ง๐๐ ๐โ๐ข๐๐๐๐๐ ๐กโ๐ ๐ท๐๐๐
" And that is how it's done! As the Royal Team Captain. "
" I command you to beat those Rebels! "
" Why don't you give us a royally inspirational speech? "
" Okay, play better or... OFF WITH YOUR HEAD! "
" Okay! This is so not just right! We quit! "
" Your favorite! Veggie burgers. "
" You know, if you wanna have more friends, maybe you shouldn't act so... "
" Excuse me, can I borrow your salt? "
" OFF WITH THE SALT!!! "
" Why do you always have to yell? "
" My ______ says it's the only way to rule your subjects. "
" We're not your subjects, we're your friends! "
" Hey, when did you last talk to your _____? "
" She / He / They gave me a daily deck of instructions for the whole school year! "
" Rule my way, I'll be watching. " ย
" Being a Royal doesn't mean we have to do exactly what our parents did. "
" I like to think the details are up to us. "
" Mother told me to follow her words. "
" But, she / he / they didn't say in which order! "
" True friends, not subjects. "
" I will rule my way."
" Well, I've acted a bit... off with my friends. Forgive me? "
" Grab a mallet, and let's show those Rebels who's wicked! "
" Off with their heads! "
๐ท๐ข๐โ๐๐ ๐ ๐๐ค๐๐'๐ ๐ฟ๐๐๐
" Time to go black swan on this place. "
" Enchanting deals at the Marsh Pit! Marsh meat like mom used to make! "
" This? Why, it's the most hextacular marsh-only restaurant in the Village! "
" Well, you're draining your waste into my lake! "
" Well, that's the price of doing business, little swan! "
" Something terrible has happened. And I need you to cast one of your evil spells. "
" You want me to help you after you made that unicorn poke us all in Beast Training and Care class? "
" Sparkles doesn't poke that hard! "
" After you two threw my glasses into a seeing-double potion? "
" Whatever after! That was funny! "
" The lake is in trouble. "
" Agh! Come here! That's the last acorn you'll ever throw! "
" It was me! I saved the lake. All by myself! "
" Remember that name, people! "
๐ถ๐๐๐๐ ๐'๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐
" Not even a nearsighted prince could set her / him / them off today. "
" Whoa. I don't think I've ever seen you this happy. "
" My parents and I are going to have a picnic in the Enchanted Forest after school! "
" That's wicked! But...what if someone sees you? "
" That would kind of "blow down" your whole secret. "
" Out of my way! "
" I know he's a professor, but that is not right! "
" I am sworn to protect helpless damsels! "
" Ugh! Were you offended by "damsels", or "helpless"? "
" Let go of her / him / them, fowl beast! "
" It's the Big Bad Wolf! Save us! "
" Don't hurt me, heroic...huntsman. Ahhhh. "
" The beast has been vanquished! "
" Thanks, you're the best! "
" Did you remember the bacon potato salad? I love that stuff. "
" I love you guys. "
๐พ๐๐ก๐ก๐ฆ'๐ ๐ถ๐ข๐๐๐๐ข๐ ๐๐๐๐
" You can't be serious! There are definitely more Rebels at Ever After High than Royals. "
" She / He / They upholds Royal tradition while always being the fairest of them all! "
" Sure, but she / he happens to be rewriting their destiny!
" A Royal through and through! "
" Total Rebel. "
" Aha! Exs-coodoo-loo! Down here, it's me, yes. "
" She's / He's kind of hard to categorize. "
" Ah, well, she's / he's obviously a Rebel! "
" She / He is a Royal! "
" Y'know, let's just watch. Shall we? "
" And we'll see that she's a Rebel! "
" Ah-ah. But mixing things up that's...pretty rebellious! "
" Only a Rebel would cause this kind of trouble in class. "
" Being mischievous is her / him / them following their story. Which all good Royals do. "
" See, the Narrators have been watching you. "
" And they want to know if I'm a Royal, or a Rebel. "
" She / He / They knew? Ah. No fair! "
" I would tell them, but...where's the fun in that? "
" Chaos is keeping people guessing. "
" Time for a catnap. "
" I'm confused. Are there more Rebels, or Royals? "
" You can't get any more rebellious than that! "
" Am I right, or am I right? "
๐ถ๐ข๐๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐๐๐... ๐พ๐๐๐๐
" Love triangles at Ever After High can get, ooh... Awkward. "
" You can do all the work, while I rock and ROLL!!! "
" Yes! I mean, uh,'cause you're so smart...you know."
" Hey, What's wicked? "
" What in the kingdom?! "
" I tried dragon riding! Heh, good thing I was wearing my parachute. "
" It's just, I wanna switch lab partners. "
" You and her / him / them are gonna be great together! I know it in my heart. "
" Now, you'd better get to work! Haha, that potion isn't gonna brew itself! "
" You're gonna mix me up a love potion! "
" And so, it looks like this love triangle isn't ending anytime soon. "
" I'm guessing not forever after. "
๐ด๐๐ ๐กโ๐ ๐โ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ข๐๐๐ ๐๐ ...
" Okay, Ever After High! It's almost time for the announcement of Thronecoming Queen! "
" I was destined for royalty! "
" Let's get some backstage interviews for the Thronecoming app. "
" What would life be like if you were Thronecoming Queen? "
" I'd encourage people to break out of their spell; write their own destiny! "
" If I was Thronecoming Queen, I'd continue the Royal tradition of always helping others. "
" I think you got a few more people that need your help. "
" I'd start by making sure the castleteria food was the best ever after! "
" Well, if I was Thronecoming Queen, I wouldn't change a thing. "
" It's time to announce the Thronecoming Queen! "
" Thanks, Ever After High! You've made this Rebel wickedly happy. "
๐ต๐๐ ๐ก ๐น๐๐๐กโ๐๐ ๐น๐๐๐ค๐๐๐
" Oh yeah, this is gonna be the best omelette ever. "
" You look like you could use some help. "
" Wow! Thanks for getting me and my eggs back together again! "
" Of course. It's important to pay it forward. "
" Now, it's your turn to do something nice for someone else. "
" Why is that a problem? You're obviously very musical. "
" But my singing voice is a royal fairy-fail! "
" Wow, um, that's some high note. "
" I know! And now I'm certain to fail Muse-ic class, which will close the book on my fairy point average! "
" You can just go ahead and fairy-fail me for this project; I can't sing my story. "
" But that's because. She danced it! "
" That was exquisite! A plus. "
" Who said you had to sing your story? "