What does the Fairy Tail guild love more than causing chaos and annoying the Magic Council?
Texting, of course!
A collection of short, chaotic, and completely unserious text message conversations between your favorite Fairy Tail characters — from Natsu blowing up the group chat (literally) to Erza threatening everyone over stolen cake.
Expect nonsense, memes, and lots of over-the-top reactions.
Basically, if Fairy Tail had smartphones, this is what would happen.
Notes & Disclaimer
This is a crack fic — characters will absolutely be out of character (OOC).
All characters and settings belong to Hiro Mashima.
Written just for fun, chaos, and laughs!
Updates and scenarios are all self-contained one-shots.
I’m a multi-shipper, so a variety of pairings may pop up — please no ship hate! 💕
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Anonymous adds Lucy to chat
Anonymous:
HEYLUUUUUUUUUUUUUCY!!😎🔥
Lucy:
Uh… who is this??? 😕
Anonymous:
WHATDOYOUMEAN???YOUKNOWWHOIAM!!!😭
Lucy:
No… I really don’t…
Lucy:
Also… there’s a SPACE button for a reason
Anonymous:
Spacebutton?Isitthelongblankbutton?🤔
Lucy:
Yes… 😑
Anonymous:
Ah,ok
Anonymous:
L i k e t h i s ? ? ? ? ? 😏
Lucy:
NOOOOOOO!! 😡❌ DON’T PRESS IT AFTER EACH CHARACTER!!
Anonymous:
O H H H H H H I S E E
Anonymous:
I THINK I DID IT!!!!! 🫡💯
Lucy:
👏👏 THERE YA GO!!! FINALLY!!!
Lucy:
NOW. On a more IMPORTANT note… In the name of celestial spirits, WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?! 😤💢
Anonymous:
You shouldn’t swear on your spirits like that… 😬
Lucy:
😤😡 DON’T TELL ME WHAT I CAN’T DO!!
Lucy:
TELL ME WHO YOU ARE OR I WILL LUCY-KICK YOUR BUTT!!!!
ヽ(#°Д°)ﾉ┌┛Σ(ノ´Д`)ノ
Anonymous:
😨
Anonymous:
NOOOO PLEEEEEASE!!! 🙏🙏🙏 ANYTHING BUT THE LUCY KICK!!
Lucy:
😈 Don’t test me, PUNK!
Anonymous:
OK OK OK IT’S NATSU!! PLEASE DON’T LUCY KICK ME 🙏🙏🙏
Lucy:
Oh… Hello Natsu! I see you finally got a phone?
Anonymous changes name to Natsu
Natsu:
Yeah, I would’ve gotten one sooner, but Happy spent all my jewels on fish
Lucy:
Uh-huh… I’m sure it’s JUST Happy spending it on food… 🙄
Natsu:
HEY! I’M A GROWING BOY!!! I NEED MY FOOD!!! 🍖
Lucy:
…Whatever 😑
Lucy:
So…how did you get my number anyways? I didn’t give it to you… 😳
Natsu:
Oh! I looked through your phone yesterday while you were in the shower 👀💦
Lucy:
😱
Lucy:
YOU’RE SUCH A CREEP NATSU!!! 😡
Virgo:
Shall I punish him, Princess? (°∀°人 )
Lucy:
Virgo??? 😨
Virgo:
That is me 😏✨
Lucy:
How did you get in here??? This is a private chat???
Leo:
Celestial spirits can hack into private chats 😎
Lucy:
Leo!? You’re here too?! 😨
Leo:
Of course my love 🧡💙
Virgo:
Shall I punish Leo, Princess? (°∀°人 )
Lucy:
NO! DON’T PUNISH ANYONE!!
Virgo:
Oh… ok 😞
Lucy:
Y’all are TOTAL creeps. Goodbye! 👋
Lucy leaves chat
Natsu:
NOOOOO WAIT!!! DON’T GO!! MIRA GAVE ME YOUR NUMBER 😭😭😭
