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I don't wanna be an adult and set up house tours and shower and eat food i wanna lay in bed and write, damnit alksdjfkljhsdf ;A; I AM SO CLOSE TO FINISHING THE NEXT CHAPTER OF BABY DADDY ISSUESSSSS. Come on, life. Cut me some slack.
The Mer Flambae design for my cute little Flambert AU, I will TRY and write it but it would be my 2nd ever fanfiction so....
playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes
HR is so sick of them… 😭
Writing a time-travel AU where Robert and Chad get transported to a future where they meet older, happily married versions of themselves.
Older! Flambae’s powers are different, with bright, blue and white flames because of an accident that involved him needing to burn hotter to save Robert and it sort of ‘unlocked’ his full-potential.
Robert lost a leg in the accident, and is fully retired from being Mecha Man and has Blonde Blazers job as head of the Torrance branch of SDN (I like to think she’s happily married and retired early)
Just…having a lot of thoughts about Blue Flame! Flambae and domestic married Flambert 🥺🫶🏻
Nandor the Relentless forgot how much he loved the warmth that comes with being human. With being alive. Or, more accurately, being with a human lover. It’s been centuries since he’s played with his food.
So, when he finally allows himself to touch, to indulge in his wildest fantasies involving his (ex) familiar, he has no restraint.
He never realized how hot Guillermo tends to run, and he can’t keep his hands to himself.
In fact, he likes to keep his hand on and in Guillermo’s cunt at all times.
While they're watching TV he cups his entire hand over his human's pussy, letting the trimmed dark curls there tickle his palm. While Guillermo is trying to eat dinner he rubs the little nub of Guillermo’s swollen t-dick while he sips on a glass of blood. While they're reading in the library, the vampire has two of his fingers buried between his lover’s fluttering hole.
It’s constant– always touching, always petting and soothing.
He’s obsessed. He’s in love.
And Guillermo, he loves to squirm on his master’s cold fingers because he knows if he’s a good boy, he’ll get something bigger, thicker, longer. The burn delicious as they fuck desperately uncaring of who in the house hears is worth the constant teasing from his vampire.
I'm completely (not) normal about these idiots, I love them so much!
🦇 WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS 🦇
they're so cute ugh
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I like to think about the difference between Robert and Flambae’s reactions to if the other died.
In a scenario where one of them got fatally injured during some big fight with a villain and the other was there with them either before they died or found them right after:
"Bob bob!! Cmon!!! We're gonna be late--" Chad yells as he steps out into the living room, trying to hop into a boot. Robert was already on the couch waiting for him. "We're gonna be late because you took three hours to get dressed and do your hair" he says with a smirk.
Chad huffs flips his hair, gorgeous and Shiney. "Perfection takes time, Azizam~ I have to look good beside my Omega or I'd disgrace us both--" Chad's phone starts to ring. It's his sister, so he answers quickly.
"Hey what's up.... oh fuck .... what?? ... fuck ... ok yea gimme like two minutes we were just heading out-- no no no it's fine. It'll be fine... yea I'm sure Bobert won't mind" Chad says this as he looks to Robert both pleading and a little guilty. Robert raises a brow.
"Yea.... yea I have a key.... ya love you to. I'll pick her up in like twenty minutes" Chad hangs up and let's out a deep and frustrated sigh. His scent shifted a little, Robert sending off his own to try to settle Chad. He rubs his arm gently. "What's the matter?? " he asks. Chad looks to Robert, again looking guilty, rubs at his neck. "Pavi needs somebody to watch Asha.... she was called into the clinic at last minute and she's there now with Asha but she can't keep her there with everything going on... apparently there was an accident and the clinic is getting all the other injured." He explained. They were supposed to be going on a date!! Fuck sake it was their four months anniversary! And Chad had been dying to get a day with Robert.
Now don't get it wrong, Chad ADORES his niece, loved her more than anything and spoils that girl fucking rotten, but he had been looking forward to this for weeks and Robert hadn't even gotten to sit and get to know Asha well yet! They met once when she came by SDN to say hi with her mom once!
Chad would either have to cancel or--
"Ok .... why not take her with us?" Robert suddnely suggested, calm and collected. He tilted his head looking up at Chad, and that ... kinda shorted his brain out a moment.
" I.... You.... yea? Could we?" He stutters out. Robert raises a brow and grins. "Why not? You said we were heading to the zoo right?? I like the zoo, what kid DOESN'T like the zoo? You love spending time with her. It's a win win I'd say." He says it so simply... so logically. Chad is too stunned to speak till they get to the clinic to get his bouncing energetic niece.
Robert leans over, "if I didnt know better, Id say she was your carbon copy clone" he says with a snicker, and Chad puffs his chest a little at that. "Damn fucking right she is!"
At the zoo, it was chaos!! Asha was meant as a guest on their little date, but she was dragging the two adults all over!! First the lions, then Tigers then bears Oh my!!
When they finally got to stop and sit, Chad suggested he get them all something to snack on before deciding on where to go for a real lunch. But as he comes back, neither his boyfriend or his niece was where he left them. He looks around and then--
Robert was holding Asha up to see over a fence to look at some animal, he was chatting with Asha listening to whatever babble she was saying. Chad, for a brief moment is given the image of Robert in their kitchen... round, and pregnant. At his feet is a tiny little clone of robert and on his hip another child who looked like Chad.
Chad's throat goes dry, his face goes flush. He thinks: Robert would be a gorgeous mother.
He wants to take Robert home. Fuck the zoo, fuck the hour they took to drive here, he just wants to take th is man whose holding his niece up over a stupid ass fence to let her see the tortoises and letting her babble about how big they get and Robert is listening with that look that Chad can only describe as motherly attention and Chad wants to see at their own child and he wants tiny little feet to come running to greet him at the door after a long day work and---!!!!!
'FUUUUUUCKKK FUCK FUCK FUCK I WANT HIM!!! I WANT HIM AS MINE AND I WANT HIM HAVING MY FUCKING KIDS I FUCKING CAN'T STAND THIS!!!!!' Chad is having a full mental screaming match with himself and when Robert turns and spots him, he fucking waves with that pretty fucking smile and Asha turns and waves all excited at him and Chad is two fucking seconds away from setting something on fire because he CAN-FUCKING-NOT!!!! Robert puts Asha down and she comes running to Chad. She's yapping about something and Chad is barely able to pay attention.
The day goes by, and it ends far too quickly for Chad. Asha passes out in the back seat with a giant comodo dragon plush Chad bought at the gift shop. And Robert is beside him, recounting the day, saying how much he loved it. Chad's hand is on his thigh, because it's never NOT on the omega's thigh when they drive.
They get Asha home, and they sit with her, feed her dinner and Robert tells her to go brush her teeth and get ready for bed and ohhhhh that just feeds Chad's baby fever even more!!! It's just an everyday routine thing but all Chad is seeing is Mommy Robert saying that to their kids as they get ready for bedtime. Chad is furiously texting his sister under the table:
'Please tell me ur gonna be home soon'
'Yea sorry, everything ok?'
'No.'
'!!!! What's wrong?!'
'I am in desperate need to take Robert home and fuck a baby into him.'
'.... Chad are you serious?'
'I've scratched a trench into your table, I am fighting demons here, Pavi.'
At the clinic, Pavi sighs both exasperated and fond at her brother. She knows he's over the top but she's never seen her brother so head pver heels for a man. Not like this.
When she gets home, Robert smiles and only gets two minutes at the door, before Chad has him over his shoulder, him questioning why they had to leave so fast!?
Pavi mentally wishes Robert luck. He was gonna need it. She sends Flambae a text: 'could at least get the man to the alter first'
The next morning she's given a full wall of texts with pictures of rings and venues.
Fanart for "Not a kidnapping, a hostage situation, or any sort of abuse" by Felixeagarica (leafy_leaf) on ao3
https://archiveofourown.org/works/79916781
Flambae isn’t sure he’s doing this ‘friends’ with benefits thing right.
Especially not with Robert.
They’re not particularly skilled at having friends to begin with, let alone the kind who make out in dusty file rooms.
“OH MY GOD! BOB-BOB, THIS IS TERRIBLE!”
Robert’s hands immediately leave Flambae’s thighs, checking him over instead, touching vitals like he’s been built to.
“What?! What, what’s wrong?!”
“Sorry, I was looking at my file,” His lips curl in a displeased arch. “Why is my fucking curl doing that?”
“God, you’re so—,”
Robert buries his nose in the curve of his shoulders and laughs.
Which is weird, because he’s been doing it a lot more since they started this thing.
Flambae doesn’t have a problem with it, — Robert laughs like someone who finally can— but he isn’t sure if that’s the main objective here.
Neither Is making him lunch and labelling it, but here he is.
But the truly bizarre part happens in the morning.
Always his place, because he refuses to ride Robert on the bare ground.
It’s when Flambae’s eyes flutter open, rested, warmth spreading from scalp to chest, Robert’s handprints still pulsing on his waist—
A waist still being hugged by two arms.
But the morning’s still pale, so all Flambae can do is fake a displeased sound, voice still buzzing with sleep, turning so his arms wrap around Robert, too.
“Bob Bob, wake up,” he mumbles into sweet brown hair, catching notes of mint. A shampoo he recommended. “You forgot to leave. Again.”
He gets unintelligible gibberish in return. Which isn’t surprising. His bed must be paradise for the guy.
“And you forgot to kick me out. Again.”
And yeah. Flambae did.
They both agreed to it. In by night. Out by day.
It’s not until they have this conversation on comms do they consider it’s worth having a talk:
“Flambae, that’s the third time this week you skipped R&R. Babe, your heart is gonna collapse.”
“Azizam, is this OUR heart attack?!”
…Neither of them were supposed to say that.
Needless the say, the Z team has no idea who won the ‘who’s gonna drop the pet name’ bet.
sebastian and ciel btw
he really thinks he deserves to live
I've had trouble drawing him recently so I wanted to use today for practice....but then I just ended up working on this all night....
Just saw a tweet saying they had never considered chubby Sebastian before. There is a whole other world we don’t know about out there!
Stay safe friends!