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[wizardarchetypes]

u know the statistics. 99% of overexplainers stop clarifying right before they find the perfect way to say something that will make everyone understand them and even like them a lot. which is why i can't give up.

[zeenovosdrawings]

I did it, Tumblr! I finished this Undertale cross stitch for @rosiewrites after way too long. It is not perfect but it’s complete and Determination carried us through

[rosamundpikegf]

ibuprofen should grow on bushes like wild berries

[lettuce-from-the-salad-bar]

[dandyshorts]

[eternalgrey]

thanks for being nice to me. in return i will die for you and never leave your side and go grocery shopping with you.

[gulistan-blog]

㋡🥀

[shigure]

🥘 stillstainless following

full dishwasher kind of annoying actually. release me

🔲 tupperware follow

can we all agree that handwash onlys are attention seeking? you're using the same dish soap as the rest of us but you need a sponge bath because you're too good for a shower

🍳 cast-iron following

op some people will die if they're washed with soap at all. unlike certain plastic divas dishes that claim to be "top row only" like that makes a fucking difference.

🔲 tupperware follow

can you actually fuck off

🥣 countercandy mutuals

fav thing to hold

fruit

vegetables

keys

candy

soup

something else/not a bowl

Voting ended onFeb 20, 2024

☕ mug-shots follow

i love being on the top row like you are NOTTT using me for coffee LMAOO

🐾 dogbowl follow

dusty ass

🍴silverwarewolf following

all tucked in. in my drawer. with my polycule <3

#and these takeout chopsticks too i guess #ok

🥡 lunchb0x follow

Excited for summer break 😃 Can't wait to see what kinds of mold i'll collect this year

#ForgottenAgain #BackpackGang #LockerGang

🔁cast-iron following

anonymous asked: Why are you whining about how other dishes like to be washed when you're literally covered in spaghetti stains

tupperware answered: what if i killed myself

🥤 papercup mutuals

WASP IN ME

[lakesbian]

saddest thing that can happen is a cat so delicately and cozy putting their small apple head on your leg like a pillow to sleep while fully unaware that in like five minutes you're going to get up to go eat because they don't know human language or how time works

[sandersstudies]

Me, having been immobile for three hours: hmm I should get up and pee

The world’s tiniest angel: time for snomgol my mommi :)

[grox]

[i-am-a-fish]

morshed potater

[guooey]

ummm hi do u remember me? we were two bacterias in the acidic springs of ethiopia and we were friends

[lakevida]

lollll dude have you seriously not realized that all things are delicately interconnected yet? at your age?

[powerburial]

don't trust anyone who eats delectable morsels

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[langernameohnebedeutung]

how come every day lasts ten years but every week lasts 3 seconds but every month lasts either two days or an eternity and then it's a new year and now it's November

[librarycard]

there is no justice in this world for girls who don’t want to get up but have to