rpmemes

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Send me a number 1-100 + a muse (can be multiple, both my own and yours) and I will write a starter or short piece based around the song from my Spotify wrapped that you've picked.

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Roleplay is a two-way street!

Getting to talk about your own muses is very fun, but you need to be willing to discuss and show interest in other people's muses too, otherwise things are going to go nowhere.

Other people will also be more interested in plotting with your muses if you help to make the focus BOTH you and your partner's muses, rather than focusing on your own the whole time.

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Send my muse three names and they’ll decide who they’d fuck, marry and kill!

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Send me 📁 and I’ll give you a headcanon about my muse!

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Send 🫂 to hug my muse!

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Send in a nickname for my muse! They'll react with their thoughts and whether they like it or not.

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red vs blue // sentence starters, season 6 edition

“So you would say you have overwhelming feelings of anger, and a need for revenge?”     “More than you know.”

“What are you, like a cop or something? ‘Cause if I ask you, then you have to tell me. That’s totally a law.”

“Good luck with your empty base and your raging insanity.”

“You’re old and I hate you!”

“Oh, him! Uh-- he let me out then somehow shot himself in the back, but we don’t think it was anyone’s fault.”

“No one died!”     “[Name] is dead.”

“Now, if you ever find yourself in danger, or in a situation where you think something bad is gonna happen to you, I want you to remember one thing: never ever come back here.”

“Don’t ever go backwards.”

“He said it was like a game of hide and seek! And the only way he could win was if he dies before seeing me again.”

“I missed you so much! It has been so long, did you miss me?” [sniper shot] “Fuck, I missed him!”

“What day is today?”     “Today is Tuesday.”     “I’ve been here fourteen months.”

“How do you ever get anything done if all you do is argue with each other?”     “We don’t! That’s part of our charm!”

“Logic would dictate that if we’re following them, others would be too.”

“You see I am scared of the thing that I don’t know what it is.”

“That was the worst throw ever. Of all time.”

“Oh come on, [name] what’re you gonna do? Shoot m--” [bang]

“I’m totally and completely sane. Now if you’ll excuse me I need to go blow up this dead body.”

 “I am going to erase every memory of you the second you are gone. Just like I did for [FILE DELETED] and [FILE DELETED].”

“[Name] you’re doing a terrible job and you should try to win harder!”

“Ooooo, finally, a take charge leader! I like it!”

“Should we help them?”     “We could, or we could take bets on how long they’re gonna live. I got ten bucks that says it’s less than a minute.”

“I would sacrifice [name] for you!”

“Being wrong isn’t a democracy.”

“I am a motherfuckin’ ghost.”

“We can discuss this situation in a more civilised manner.”     “No. We can’t.”

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red vs blue // sentence starters, season 13 edition, part 2

“They got me right in the tummy!”

“We’re completely surrounded, severely unprepared, and reinforcements aren’t coming any time soon.”     “Excellent news!”

“You gotta hand it to those villains! Always one step ahead.”

“How do you just make something slow motion?”     “If it’s epic enough, life finds a way.”

“It is not my place to meddle in human affairs.”

“Wow, you really gotta learn when to stop talking.”

“Look I hate to be that guy--”     “No you don’t.”

“I lost my mind, then I found it, then I lost it again!”

“Eat a dick you predator knockoff!”

“You would’ve made an excellent human shield, [name].”

“You still can’t see that between the two of us, I’m the soldier, and you’re just a killer.”

“Booyah! Consider yourselves penetrated!”     “I think you meant perforated.”

“What the fuck is with this guy?!”

“Oh you gotta be kidding me-- run!”

“Not many people get the best of me. But no one gets the best of me, and lives to tell about it.”

“Well if you want my tactical assessment--”     “We don’t.”

“There’s all sorts of things we should be doing, like we should be prepping our next move against the enemy. But instead we’re here, standing around talking.”

“I! Am extremely! Frustrated!”

“I have the speaking ball!”

“I can honestly say that...I’ve never met a more courageous individual, in all my life. I wish-- I wish...I had a tenth of the courage that you possess.”

“I’m sorry for what we did to you. To your friends. You were on one side of the fight, and we were on the other.”

“When you die you’d better be damn sure that those you leave behind can carry on without you. I know I am.”

“I’d like to quote the great William Shakespeare, but to tell you the truth, I don’t think he said it.”

“Survival isn’t a right, it’s a privilege. It’s earned.”

“What do you fight for?”

“Fight, because you deserve to fucking win!”

“Alright guys, this has been fun, but if you could just keel over and die already, that’d be great!”

“Synthetic body for life.”

“I thought you said they were dead!”     “We dropped a fucking spaceship on them it was kind of assumed!”

“I’m doing this for me.”

“I’m not a soldier. I’m a monster. Like you.”

“If you run, we’ll find you.”     “No. You won’t.”

“Thank you for your time, and please, just hurry the fuck up and come get us.”

“Eh. We’ll wing it.”

“Hey. I just want you guys to know, out of everyone I’ve met? I hate you guys all the least.”

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red vs blue // sentence starters, season 13 edition, part 1

“What if one flash means ‘yes’, and two flashes means ‘stay away, alien zombies!’“

“Yeah, and if we’re lucky, they’ll kill you to keep us quiet.”

“This guy don’t sit right with me.”

“This guy’s my fuckin’ hero!”

“Calm down, I’m not gonna kill you.”     “You’re not?”     “No. He is.”

“Before you say anything, yes, they triggered the alarm, and yes, I did have more fun because of it, thank you for asking.”

“Quick thinker, and quick talker! We’re gonna get along great.”

“They drive like a teenager and a grandma who were somehow combined, and were also blind.”

“We! Kicked! Your! Ass! Bitch!”

“No need for cruel and unusual punishment.”

“Aren’t you so happy we’re such good friends?”     “I am...so thankful.”

“Field trip! We! Are going! To a field! Oh my god!”

“I mean, am I crazy?”     “Well--”     “Don’t psychoanalyse me.”

“I can’t stand this prick.”     “They’re our employer.”     “Still a prick.”

“How did you end up in a place full of killers? You don’t look like a killer.”

“What would you do if those people that wronged you were here now? Would you kill them?”     “If it meant getting my life back, I would.”     “Well then, I guess you belong here after all.”

“Being me is awesome!”

“You listen here: you are a soldier. In this war, you are nothing but a suit of armour and a gun, so when I give you an order, you damn well follow it. Do I make myself clear?”

“Road trips are an inherent part of the experience!”

“There’s like three places to go on the planet.”

“You think we’re gonna fucking die!”

“Look on the bright side! ...”     “You know if you say that, you’re supposed to follow it up with the bright side.”

“I am a true motherfuckin’ warrior.”

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Send my muse pickup lines on anon and they will react!

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more things my friends and i have said on discord

“You are spontaneously blind.“

“Over there! ...I don’t remember which direction that is.“    “It’s right you id-- wait no it’s left.“

“[name] strap-on arc?“

“I’m a crimer.“

“You are going to be wheezed.“

“[ominous whispering] The tides change sometimes.“

“I hit you with my feelings!”    “I think a lightning bolt is stronger than feelings.“

“Microsoft pain.”

“I think if your balls have wheels you should be concerned.”

“Do you think [name] would be fun to hang out with?”    “Might go on too much about the economic state of the world, but yeah.”    “You’re gonna ignore all the murders?”

“I ain’t putting my wood nowhere. Wait--”

“17 separate while continuous horse legs.”

“A LITTLE RAT ([name]).”

“The French cease to exist. It was all a bad dream.”

“Pulverising the West of France.”

“Scroll of summon bees (to kill [name])”

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PSA

I am okay with you wanting to drop a thread suddenly, whether the reason is real life issues, having no muse, no motivation for that specific thread, or whatever else. I’m also completely fine if we don’t develop every starter or ask into a fully-fledged thread -- sometimes just a couple short responses are enough, or even seeing the answer pop up in my notifications!

We all have bad days, weeks, months or even longer, and there’s no obligation on my end to continue or start anything you don’t want to, even if the only reason is you don’t feel like it.

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Send me ☆ and the name of one or more muses and I will write a list of aesthetics that I think fit them!

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red vs blue // sentence starters! season 12 edition, part 2

“You set off the motion sensors? It’s amateur hour.”

“Wow, that sounded like a compliment! I will take it.”

“Why didn’t you tell me?!”    “I just did.”

“This isn’t very scientific.”

“Sometimes you just have to operate on faith.”

“Call me ‘sweetie’ again, and there’ll be a knife inside of you.”

“You tried to murder us!”    “That was a misunderstanding!”

“We’ve been tricked, we’ve been backstabbed and we’ve been quite possibly bamboozled!”

“Man, _____, I am so sorry-- I mean it, my sincerest apologies, I had no idea that you had turned into such a whiny bitch while I was gone.”

“Stop. Talking.”

“Let’s see you outrank the end of my shotgun!”

“Advanced weaponry is one of my favourite hobbies! Right behind destroying my enemies, but just ahead of karaoke.”

“I am an emotional timebomb!”

“I’m going to break your fingers now.”

“It was a leap of faith. Sometimes you fall.”

“Oh come on guys, it’s not the size that matters, it’s how you use it.”

“My life flashed before my eyes! It was awesome!”

“How’s it going?”    “Oh, y’know, terrible.”

“It’s just making me a little--”    “Frustrated?”    “--I was gonna say completely filled with rage, but yeah. Frustrated.”

“I would be lying if I said I wasn’t a little interested.”

“We’re the champs of interfering with shit!”

“The way I see it, we’ve got three options: I’m gonna go through these in the order of, fucking terrible, to goddamn nightmare.”

“Don’t say it...”    “It’s a trap!”

“If you don’t surrender, you’re gonna have a problem the size of a golf ball in your head.”

“Haha, that was awesome.”

“When a true soldier is told to kill, they kill. They do not question why, they do not mourn the fallen. They fulfil their role, and move onto the next.“

“Keep talking, asshole.”    “Well the thing about that is-- Oh. Ohohoh, you’d like that, wouldn’t you?“

“That’s the last time you try to outsmart me, _____.”

“At the end of the day, if I’m stronger than you, and if I’m faster than you, then I can kill you. And that’s better than anything money can buy.”

“We regret to inform you that this is a really shitty idea.”

“Bring it on, motherfuckers. We’re not going anywhere. P.S. Suck our balls.”

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send me 'campfire' for my muse to tell a story around a campfire on a dark night!

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red vs blue // sentence starters! season 12 edition, part 1

“I am not gold, I am not yellow, I am fucking orange!” “Go tell _____ to suck a dick and then get in position.” “...What if this doesn’t work?”    “Probably won’t.”    “What if it’s a trap?” “Probably is.” “On a scale from 1 to 10, I’d say we’re pretty fucked.” “Look at me, I’m smart! I like slide rulers and protracters-- oh I can’t wait to go do some protracting!” “Honestly, if you were out in the field, you’d probably get us all killed.” “I am fucking awesome.” “Thank you, mute button.” “If you hug me, I will shoot you.” “Isn’t that great?”    “Great is a strong word, _____, I’d’ve gone with tolerable.” “Everyone has their price. I learned that a long time ago, and you’re no exception.” “Name’s _____, slayer of women, wooer of evil~ wait--” “Dibs.” “I was sticking my tongue out at you! But-- I-I guess I’m wearing a helmet so...shut up.” “What if I am too good looking?” “Riiiight. I could really feel _____’s concern when they dislocated my shoulder yesterday.” “Surviving isn’t always enough.” “They’re smart, _____ won’t be expecting dumb.” “They didn’t take us to get shot, but they sure as hell left us to die.” “My ass was asleep for so long I thought it slipped into a coma!” “How do you break into an evil ice fortress?”    “You melt it! Like evil ice cream!” “What about friction? All the ladies tell me I light a fire between their legs!” “This is why winging it’s a bad idea! No more winging it!” “Ugh, we have to run?” “I think worst case scenario is getting shot. Or _____ getting shot and we have to carry him -- there’s only three of us.” “I have an idea! Let’s play the quiet game.” “Well if I can’t beat off a room full of dudes, then what have I been training for this whole time?” “I wasn’t dead. My limbs just stopped working and they put me in the garbage. It was the most enjoyable experience I’ve had in years. Then you showed up.” “Riiiight, and I’m the charismatic mercenary with a gruff exterior but a heart of gold! A little to romantic, don’t you think?” “Miss me, assholes?”

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send ‘✋‘ to slap my muse’s ass